I pretend to talk on the phone when I walk past people because I’m too awkward to say hi.

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  1. Docccc Avatar

    Il one up ya: I moved to a big city to prevent running into anyone i know

  2. Tenacious_Rubbing Avatar

    Is this when you are completely sober or stoned out of your gourd?

  3. Boobzillagirl Avatar

    just try to say hi, start with smiling hihi

  4. Mcporridge_Oats Avatar

    This is hilarious because I’m 32 and up until I was 28 I did this. I’d walk through the local town, phone up to my ear having a conversation with myself. It’s so funny, the similarities between strangers.

  5. Extreme-Direction541 Avatar

    Finding myself scrolling my phone up and down doing nothing to avoid some people.

  6. mo_kun9 Avatar

    Don’t worry. You aren’t alone

  7. Gold_Age_3768 Avatar

    So do I. All the time.

  8. everyones_typo Avatar

    Sometimes I look at the top shelf like there’s something up there that I need or something LOL

  9. True_Education_313 Avatar

    I think we all do lol

  10. Free_Wrangler_7532 Avatar

    Pretend to talk to invisible people, never have to say hi again!

  11. sfwsaint Avatar

    This is actually so smart! I hate going out for the fear of strangers and their small talk