i forgot my mom’s birthday today because i was high

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i was really stoned when my mom called me. i asked her “hii why are you calling” and she answered “well you should know that”. geez, i completely forgot it was her birthday today. a week ago, she had asked me to come over today and i forgot. i feel really bad abt it because i moved to my dad which was also hurting her. damn it how does one fix this?

Comments

  1. SnailsHaveArmour Avatar

    Maybe now is the time.

  2. Ok_Bet_3108 Avatar

    Some good weed there lol

  3. MathematicianFun4661 Avatar

    Its still today & you can still go see her.

  4. asteriods20 Avatar

    come to the house tomorrow or soon and say im sorry for missing your birthday. Start from there

  5. Mlg_Pro65 Avatar

    If weed starts to affect your daily life i think it’s time to take a break buddy. You just not that guy who can smoke weed and function well. It’s okay not many can do what we can 😉

  6. Used-Bank4912 Avatar

    I would apologize and do something special for her. Consider cutting back on the weed too. You don’t want that to cause a rift in your relationships with your family.

  7. MaleficentRise7231 Avatar

    I imagine what your mom wants most in this world is for you to be healthy and happy. The best gift you could give her is an apology, a hug, and a commitment to get your life on the right path. Smoking weed isn’t a big deal until it starts to interfere with your ability to be productive and engaged in the world. Start writing reminder notes and make a commitment that you’ll do what you need to do before you get high in the future.

  8. Traditional_Nebula96 Avatar

    Call her and tell her you’re so sorry and that you were still half awake but realized that it’s today and that you love her

  9. piledriver6933 Avatar

    This reminds me of those commercials of the kid sitting on the curb at night because big brother forgot to pick him up
    He was stoned on the couch sleeping

    Anybody remember those? lol

  10. Present-War6152 Avatar

    Plan a day for you and your mom to hang out. And whatever she wanna do you do it. Easy fix

  11. System-Strange Avatar

    I forgot to call my mother on her birthday some years ago. She died a horrible death a couple of months ago, I think about that missed birthday too much now. Call her tomorrow, or better go and see her.

  12. thatss1r2u Avatar

    I was gonna clean my room…

  13. aplusgrain1 Avatar

    I was going to clean my room, but I got high

  14. mercuryretrograde93 Avatar

    Dude just go see her with your flowers in hand

  15. ExplodedGolem Avatar

    I forgot my moms birthday too recently, i drove to my hometown with flowers the next day and spent some time with her

  16. Idum23 Avatar

    oh dude come on

  17. Several_Beginning533 Avatar

    Just tell her you are in another continent and the day just started

  18. Due_Cod_7555 Avatar

    Honestly OP, if getting high allows you to forget your mother’s birthday, you have more to fix than you think. Get your stuff together and if you really care for her , show her. She you

  19. Brilliant_Eye_6591 Avatar

    Eventually you start to forget who you are

  20. Aggravating_Partyy Avatar

    That’s probably a sign to put the smoke down with peace and love lmfao. If your mom matters to you and you want to show her she she’s not alone or unimportant, You should’ve been there for her birthday. Sober up and go see her. You only get so many birthdays, you gotta be there. Smoke when you get home. Anything. as someone whose dad just passed recently don’t smoke away your important days. ❀

  21. No_Estate_6411 Avatar

    Go see her? Dude the day just started – no sense in feeling sorry for yourself 🙄

  22. JameEagan Avatar

    I’m confused why you don’t just go right now

  23. august_overground Avatar

    Damn bro. Never heard of a calendar?

  24. sharinguy18 Avatar

    Invite her a nice lunch at a nice restaurant and get her 5 massages at a spa, all for free, one month from now give her random flowers to her work, let her know your appreciate her existence.

  25. DryBag6544 Avatar

    Your parents must be so proud

  26. GoudaCheeseMelt Avatar

    If weed is affecting you this much it’s time to cut back or quit – alcohol affects me like this and I had to quit. Weed on the other hand does not affect me like this. I’ve noticed some people get so high they loose ability to function at all.

  27. Happynessisgood10011 Avatar

    “Because I got high”

    • Afroman
  28. FakeBeigeNails Avatar

    “Why are you calling” to your mom goes crazy wtf lol

  29. hot_ellaa Avatar

    go see her and bring something to make her smile.

  30. PicklesTheCat54 Avatar

    Been there before
 try not to beat yourself up too much about it

  31. cannavacciuolo420 Avatar

    When something starts to interfere with friends and family (be that a job, a relationship or a vice) you should consider distancing yourself a bit from it.

    It could help to lay off of it for a bit

  32. droppedsignal Avatar

    stop smoking weed and go hangout with your mom c’mon buddy its not rocket science

  33. DickBurns01 Avatar

    As a parent who’s kid doesn’t know when my birthday is I will say it doesn’t bother me and it doesn’t lessen my love for them

  34. Equivalent-Maybe-624 Avatar

    So what. She’s a mess to call and remind you. Just let it go.

  35. Xgenistential_1 Avatar

    Sucks to be you. Shows where your priorities are choosing to be high rather than remembering the person that gave you life.

    You want to truly make up for it? Admit to her WHY you missed her birthday. That’ll show strength as a person.

  36. Ninjaassassinguy98 Avatar

    I was gonna go to work, but then i got high

  37. Swingdriver210 Avatar

    Dam, that’s just wrong 😂

  38. jmcstar Avatar

    I forgot my mom’s birthday… because I got high đŸŽ¶ bah da da dadadah

  39. Toothless_Witch Avatar

    You apologize and you take accountability for yourself. Like you’re doing here you’re taking accountability for your actions, but you need to do that to your mother. You need to say I’m sorry I was wrong. I was high and wasn’t thinking in my right mind.
    Because I can’t tell you how many times my son who is an addict has forgotten my birthday 
 and I will never get that reply from him.
    If you love your mom, you’ll do the right thing

  40. AndJustLikeThat1205 Avatar

    Time to realize you’ve got a substance abuse problem.

  41. deerhunt571 Avatar

    Afro man should add this lyric to his song

  42. g3ars3y Avatar

    Because i got high because i got high because i gott highighighighieyeeeee

  43. GreyChronos Avatar

    I was gonna clean my room until I got high
    I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high.
    My room is still messed up, and I know why….

  44. okbuddy05 Avatar

    This might a sign it’s time to quit weed

  45. Boobzillagirl Avatar

    today is not yet over, go to your mom now

  46. AccordingSection8935 Avatar

    Because i got high đŸŽ¶

  47. DamnDaMan99 Avatar

    It’ll happen

  48. JungianInsight1913 Avatar

    Your initials wouldn’t be ODB because that’s a good song..

  49. Darkasmyweave Avatar

    I’ve forgotten my mums birthday before bcse she doesn’t like to bring it up. Just admit u forgot and make up for it by doing something nice. It’s fine

  50. peepeefrostbite Avatar

    Quit. Your Mom will only be around for so long. Best to spend quality time and cherish her.

  51. giraffeinasweater Avatar

    It’s okay, my mom’s was last week and I forgot too. I wasn’t high tho. My dad forgot too tho, so he got flamed for it more

  52. bl123123 Avatar

    Go see her today

  53. WaitLow6605 Avatar

    I was gonna get up and find the broom, but I was high.

  54. BananaFPS Avatar

    Dude you gotta treat your mom better

  55. DLQuilts Avatar

    You have a phone. Put your mom’s recurring birthday in there, and go apologize.

  56. Bipedal_Warlock Avatar

    Show up at her place with a gift and tell her you had just woken up from a nap and didn’t know what was going on.

  57. Halry1 Avatar

    Turn up with flowers and make it right

  58. Choochm8 Avatar

    Daaa dah duh dadeda

  59. Coryxoling Avatar

    Maybe this’ll motivate you to drop the drugs.

  60. beardedsawyer Avatar

    When you woke up it never occurred to you that it was her birthday? The day before, maybe? A week ago you didn’t think “hey mom’s birthday is coming up”? You sound selfish.

  61. DarlingDipper Avatar

    Imagine she does the same on yours.

  62. Flaky_Reflection_881 Avatar

    Because I got high because I got high because I got high…

  63. WhatsaGime Avatar

    Bro what the answer is simple, organise to go see your mum ASAP you should feel bad she’s probably very upset

  64. SpiteStreet8460 Avatar

    Reading this made me sad. I would never let drugs get in the way of just being there for my family, especially on important days. Be better

  65. SpiteStreet8460 Avatar

    God I feel so bad for your mom. Imagine this is how your kid treats you, it would feel so bad as a parent to have ur kid not even remember your bday. So don’t just ask people what you should do and don’t complain, actually create positive changes in your life (for u it seems like cutting back on weed especially)

  66. eh_whogivesashit Avatar

    Because I was high

    Because I was high

    Because I was high

  67. guytime23 Avatar

    I heard that song when I read your confession

  68. Flat-Dot-7019 Avatar

    I’m reminded of the song by Afroman, Cause I got high

  69. StatisticianLimp1948 Avatar

    Tell her you are really sorry, put the weed away, spend time with her.

  70. YourBoyfriendSett Avatar

    Average stoner blowing off people in life because a plant is more important to them

  71. LocaCapone Avatar

    My mom has forgotten several of my birthdays because she was drunk

    It gets forgiven, never forgotten

  72. sobherk Avatar

    My mom died earlier this month and I think you should be ashamed. I would admittedly react different while she was alive tho

  73. Obvious_Mongoose_373 Avatar

    Because I got high because I got high because I got high ladadadadada

  74. cbusruss4200 Avatar

    Be an adult. Apologize, do something nice for her.

  75. SpoilsGoToTheVictor Avatar

    Tell her not us lol