My shawty does not like being randomly licked. Is this a hot take? When I sit in the car I like to grab her hand lick the back of it, or lick her cheek or anywhere randomly. But she’s not a fan & wipes the lick on my clothes. I’m saying that everyone likes being licked, she disagrees. Who’s right?
The remainder of this post will be to make up for the 500 character count. How are y’all? I hope you’re doing well. I hope you can see the reasons to smile every single day. Eat a waffle, drink some water, pet a cute dog you see on the street, wave hi at a stranger & say nothing. Bye 🙂
Tl;dr: we are creating a poll to see how many people like being randomly licked vs. how many people think it’s gross. Then happy talk 🙂
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Nah, that would really annoy me.
I would not like that
Hell to the no!
I would never be in a relationship with someone who licked me randomly.
Spit and tongues are for sexy times only.
This makes me want to peel my skin off and beat it against a tree.
Come on, man. No, not everyone likes being licked. I would hate it.
Regardless of what everyone else says, she says she doesn’t like it. So don’t do it. Seriously?
No, dislike. My partner and I used to do that sometimes to annoy each other.
You’re not wrong for liking it, but you are wrong for assuming everyone else does. This isn’t a universal love language — it’s a moist surprise attack. Consent still applies, even to cheek licks.
Ngl this would make me gag.
Obviously not, that just leaves a wet spot. Random kisses are always appreciated though
I don’t want another human’s spit on me randomly throughout the day. It’s disgusting and unhygienic for both parties.
In my 20’s I’d lick the back of my hand to smell if my breath was bad which was gross enough. The thought of someone else’s breath on my skin in a non sexual way is so discussing… and don’t even get me started on the germs… hard pass
This is crazy. No, everyone doesn’t like gross saliva. I can barely even deal with it during sex, no way I would tolerate it randomly throughout the day.