Due to toilets, it’s very unlikely that the world record for the biggest shit will be knowingly broken.

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Due to toilets, it’s very unlikely that the world record for the biggest shit will be knowingly broken.

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  2. FuxieDK Avatar

    The world’s biggest shit is well known; it’s called Donald Trump.

  3. regulator9000 Avatar

    Smart toilets that weigh your outputs will be available soon

  4. Annon91 Avatar

    If you don’t think the world record would clog up your toilet you are either completely overestimating the capability of toilets or underestimating the record poop.

  5. KMorris1987 Avatar

    The world’s largest shit has happened. It was a mixture of crawfish and 1,000 beers and it happened in a random strip club on Bourbon Street where I paid a cover just to get to a toilet.

    I can forget the look in that bathroom attendants eyes

  6. DocMcCracken Avatar

    Every day someone takes the worlds biggest daily shit. They probably don’t know.

  7. gachunt Avatar

    “The biggest crap? We actually don’t keep track of that record sir. Because we don’t want too”

  8. Wuzimaki Avatar

    What I want to know is how the heck does chunks of shit get on the wall on a public toilet, without obvious attempt of cleaning it up, but I guess those two things go hand in hand

  9. anyoutlookuser Avatar

    Measured in Courics. IE a 10 Couric is a huge dump.

  10. WaterDigDog Avatar

    By volume or weight? When do you want your data?

  11. Deekers Avatar

    The good ones leave them crisp and clean in public toilets and wipe in another stall so others can bask in its beauty

  12. Panthean Avatar

    Bold of you to assume the world’s biggest shit would be flushable

  13. Exact_Programmer_658 Avatar

    They used a bowling lane for the current record. She crab walked 20 something feet.

  14. GammaPhonica Avatar

    Are you under the impression that before toilets everyone carried round a tailor’s measuring tape to document their turds?

  15. DisorganisedChaos1 Avatar

    TIL that the 26-foot world record breaking shit was a hoax but that there is a big fossilised poo from a viking

  16. No-Fox-1400 Avatar

    The biggest poop wouldn’t be weighed because it would be hand scooped out of a plugged toilet at a fancy party so that the person is not discovered.

  17. buzz_uk Avatar

    I once went for a poop in the loo at the top of the CN tower in Toronto, I waited up there for an hour just so I could do it as I reasoned when else am I going to get the chance for a poop in such a tall building again 🙂

  18. ciopobbi Avatar

    Why? Who would be going around collecting statistics?

  19. damididit Avatar

    Anyone with a shit that big is likely plugged up and going to a doc about it. Ain’t nobody breaking the record from the comfort of their own throne.