If you don’t think the world record would clog up your toilet you are either completely overestimating the capability of toilets or underestimating the record poop.
The world’s largest shit has happened. It was a mixture of crawfish and 1,000 beers and it happened in a random strip club on Bourbon Street where I paid a cover just to get to a toilet.
I can forget the look in that bathroom attendants eyes
What I want to know is how the heck does chunks of shit get on the wall on a public toilet, without obvious attempt of cleaning it up, but I guess those two things go hand in hand
I once went for a poop in the loo at the top of the CN tower in Toronto, I waited up there for an hour just so I could do it as I reasoned when else am I going to get the chance for a poop in such a tall building again 🙂
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The world’s biggest shit is well known; it’s called Donald Trump.
Smart toilets that weigh your outputs will be available soon
If you don’t think the world record would clog up your toilet you are either completely overestimating the capability of toilets or underestimating the record poop.
The world’s largest shit has happened. It was a mixture of crawfish and 1,000 beers and it happened in a random strip club on Bourbon Street where I paid a cover just to get to a toilet.
I can forget the look in that bathroom attendants eyes
Every day someone takes the worlds biggest daily shit. They probably don’t know.
“The biggest crap? We actually don’t keep track of that record sir. Because we don’t want too”
What I want to know is how the heck does chunks of shit get on the wall on a public toilet, without obvious attempt of cleaning it up, but I guess those two things go hand in hand
Measured in Courics. IE a 10 Couric is a huge dump.
By volume or weight? When do you want your data?
The good ones leave them crisp and clean in public toilets and wipe in another stall so others can bask in its beauty
Bold of you to assume the world’s biggest shit would be flushable
They used a bowling lane for the current record. She crab walked 20 something feet.
Are you under the impression that before toilets everyone carried round a tailor’s measuring tape to document their turds?
TIL that the 26-foot world record breaking shit was a hoax but that there is a big fossilised poo from a viking
The biggest poop wouldn’t be weighed because it would be hand scooped out of a plugged toilet at a fancy party so that the person is not discovered.
I once went for a poop in the loo at the top of the CN tower in Toronto, I waited up there for an hour just so I could do it as I reasoned when else am I going to get the chance for a poop in such a tall building again 🙂
Why? Who would be going around collecting statistics?
Anyone with a shit that big is likely plugged up and going to a doc about it. Ain’t nobody breaking the record from the comfort of their own throne.