I judge your parking-mostly parallel and backing in

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Title says it all. Whether I want to or not, if you can’t back in or parallel park I will not forget and I will unconsciously judge you.
Find an open parking lot and practice, especially if you’re a grown adult, act like one and park your vehicle properly or don’t drive.

Comments

  1. jbingol200 Avatar

    U 2? I thought I was the only one!!

  2. kayjax7 Avatar

    Same.

    If someone can’t park straight in a bay, that just confirms they have zero clue where their car is in space and shouldn’t be driving.

  3. OwlPlenty4828 Avatar

    I was a valet during college. I became a pro at parking, drifting into parking spaces before it was cool. My wife used to think I was weird always backing into a spot. Now that’s the only way she’ll park She finally realized it’s easier and safer. They say you’re not suppose to judge people but on the same side they shouldn’t make it so easy.

  4. magaketo Avatar

    I know I am not the best parker but don’t care. I feel no shame.

  5. squarepuller69 Avatar

    I had to check the username. I thought I wrote this!

  6. Cyrious123 Avatar

    I get this but remember that people who live in more rural areas very rarely have to parallel park. I personally can put a car in a space leaving about 3″ between the cars both front and back if I’m not in a truck or SUV!

  7. SeniorOutdoors Avatar

    You very highly value your opinion. No one else does.

  8. MostlyMicroPlastic Avatar

    I remember a coworker staring open mouthed after I backed my car into a spot and then went “you do that with so much confidence?! Do you have a backup camera?!” And I laughed bc my car is literally 27 yrs old this yr.

  9. sapperbloggs Avatar

    A fun thing to do when I come across someone struggling to reverse park in a carpark, is to make sure they see me watching them, then quickly reverse park my own car in a nearby spot, hop out, and give them a nod as I walk past them still trying to figure out how to reverse into their spot.

  10. poopsawk Avatar

    “I don’t know why I can’t find friends” -op

  11. i-yam-asweetpotato Avatar

    Dude leave me alone I’m doing my best

  12. Rich-Infortion-582 Avatar

    Honestly, same. If you’re out here pulling into a spot at a 45-degree angle like it’s a suggestion, I’m absolutely clocking that. It’s not even judgmental at that point—it’s survival.

  13. Friendly_Grocery2890 Avatar

    I judge drivers so hard I don’t drive myself 🤣 I truly believe a good chunk of people on the road should have never gotten their licence, it’s scary. I honestly don’t know how y’all have the balls to do it.

  14. Elever_Galarga69 Avatar

    You hold no power here, pleb.

  15. Narrow-Conclusion923 Avatar

    How about turn signals? I hate when people decide they don’t need to use them and then just abruptly turn. Real winner.

  16. dankp3ngu1n69 Avatar

    Tbh me too

    If you’re a bad driver I’m judging you.

  17. Throwawaylikeoldf00d Avatar

    It’s hard to do when someone is staring at you with contempt.

  18. oakformonday Avatar

    You sound like you don’t have much going on in your life if you really think about how strangers park their cars and it affects you. You seriously think about how others park their car and this is an active thought in your mind? Really? You are either really bored or not much is going on upstairs. I’m sorry.

  19. JuniperVeil Avatar

    Reverse parking is the love language of the competent. if u angle park like ur fleeing a crime scene, i’m scared of u fr.

  20. Apprehensive_Cod9408 Avatar

    You’ve never made a woman climax but we keep rooting for you.

  21. NewtSalamandrede Avatar

    Nailed that bitch in the driving exam and haven’t had to do it since. 😭