It was after high-school. That’s right folks. I was 18 or 19 when this happened.
I was on my phone and I saw a meme that said “how do blind people know when to stop wiping?” I remember thinking “gross. Who looks at their toilet paper?” But then I did.
The next time I went 💩 I took a little sneaky peak AND BOY WAS I WRONG. I would’ve considered myself done wiping when I looked, but it was VERY 💩💩 still.
It takes alot of wiping now for me to get my toilet paper clean. It’s disturbing to know that I used to do one or two wipes and call it good.
No wonder my butt itched.
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Just get a bidet, it’s healthier and so much cleaner. I’ve never had poop left after spraying.
one to two is so absurd to me, one to TWO?? how much toilet paper were you using with each grab??
Well that’s my feel of the internet for the day. Congratulations.
You gotta eat more fiber my dudes
I will only say this… when your face gets dirty with food you not only wipe it, you wash and clean it. Stop being dirty, use a bidet 🙂
Serious question, are you intelligent? What is your profession? Did you go to university? Do you have any achievements that you are proud of?
Here’s another pro tip!!!!
Don’t spread your cheeks when you sit to poop.
You’ll end up wiping and wiping and wiping and still getting brown streaks.
Not always, but sometimes.
Wet the toilet paper on the second wipe. I’ll spit on it in a public restroom or wet it using a sink in a
publicprivate one. Works way better. Another option is a bidet, but mine went kaput.Get a bidet
All this says is north American really need to embrace the bidet.
For some reason my aunt was the one who taught me how to wipe and nobody ever double checked what she taught me. She said you only wipe once and you’re done. I did that for a while and eventually got a yeast infection 🙂 that’s when my parents asked why I’m not wiping enough and I told them what my aunt taught me. They looked so disgusted 😂😭
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If you bidet, also wipe. Don’t just assume it got everything off.
Still don’t know how to use the shells huh?
I didn’t realize that there are people who don’t look when wiping. I just assumed it was a given. How would one know without checking?
Hey, OP?
What the fuck?
Wait until you figure out that you can brush your teeth with warmer water instead of ice cold.
Water torture would not get this out of me.
Good for you, OP, but why post about it?
what a horrible day to have eyes
Wet wipes 👌🏻
Everyone needs a bidet. That is all.
Next step is a bidet brother, if you got shit on your hand would you be happy just using tissue paper to get it off? Why only use paper for your ass and not water?