“This is going to sting a little” said by Drs before having an injection. Most do sting a little but some feel like someone’s shooting concrete into your veins.
Rock radio in every city’s tagline is “(city)’s only NEW rock!!!” … then proceed to play the same sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, and maybe kings of Leon we’ve heard for the last 20 years
The beginning of NFL Red Zone, announced by Scott Hanson. From 2009 to 2023, it was ad—free, but on 14 December 2024, a few advertisements started to appear on the side of the screen.
“It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy… I love the Republic. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated” -Chancelor Palpatine
The lie that if you’re ordering food from somewhere and you opt for no utensils, they will honor that request. I never want them but always get them.
I now have a not insignificant collection of plastic utensils in a drawer because my wife doesn’t want to throw them in the trash, and they’re not recyclable. So we’re just collecting them until someday someone can make use of such a collection. To her credit, she has in fact given away such a collection in the past.
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“Sign up for Spotify Premium for an ad-free experience.”
“WinRar is not a free software.”
“YouTube’s ads are necessary”
Check here to confirm you’ve read the terms and conditions
“We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes.” – You’ve been saying this for 2 years.
“Your call is important to us.” – We desperately wish you’d just fuck off.
“Your call will be answered by our next available agent.” – Not if I’m 12th in the queue; that’s fundamentally not how queueing works.
I don’t mean to be racist/homophobic but…
“I’m going to get some milk, I’ll be right back”
Red bull gives you wings
Wait just a second. By the time they say it a second has gone by, and they meant a few minutes.
“I have read and agree to the terms and conditions”
Put your money in a savings account and get it working for you!
wordless phonk
“Only I can fix it.”
I won’t cum in your mouth.
“I guess they forgot my salad”
Lmao I thought it was just me. What’s with that
“I guess they forgot the salad I ordered”
“Im around the corner” aka im still about 20-25mins away 😭
“no repeat Tuesday”
Trickledown Economics
“Longer ads means fewer ad-breaks”
STFU YouTube
“I’ll tip you in the app”
This is why I will never see the new Marvel movie Thunderbolts… because my 30 minutes of uninterrupted music was brought to me by them.
“I promise I’ll do better” – spouses
Completly free to you. All I need is some information
“This is going to sting a little” said by Drs before having an injection. Most do sting a little but some feel like someone’s shooting concrete into your veins.
“I’m just going down the street to the store to get some smokes and scratch-off tickets”
Winning a car on a game show for “free”
Tariffs will help our economy.
“Click here to stay logged in for 30 days” or whatever.
It’s only smells.
“When I win, I will bring prices down, starting on Day One”
“Do not ask me again” “stay signed in on this device” “remember me” etc
You told me the freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5 o clock in the morning…
You’re my first!
AQ n
“You are calling x hotline, we are here to help.”
“tell me the truth i promise I won’t get mad”
This will only hurt for a little while. I’ll only put the head of it in. I promise that I’ll never try to cum in your mouth.
The wealth will trickle down.
If you can get the pizza here in the next 30 mins I’ll give you extra tip
The “rapid” in rapid transit
Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed.
Hot singles in your area want to chat
Just one more episode and then it’ll be over, turns out whole series is over and now back to the same reality check.
Anything out of Trump’s mouth
“Just the tip!”
Tick this box to stay signed in
Rock radio in every city’s tagline is “(city)’s only NEW rock!!!” … then proceed to play the same sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, and maybe kings of Leon we’ve heard for the last 20 years
Sadly, “seven hours of commercial-free football… start now!”.
The beginning of NFL Red Zone, announced by Scott Hanson. From 2009 to 2023, it was ad—free, but on 14 December 2024, a few advertisements started to appear on the side of the screen.
“It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy… I love the Republic. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated” -Chancelor Palpatine
“Tear here to open”
“He had the letters MS13 tattood on his knuckles”
Mother to children :When we get back we buy it.
I Love You and Made In China. No one comes with a guarantee.
“It’s gonna be okay.”
“I have a wonderful job offer for you, you can work from home and make upwards of $1000 a week, all I need is your information”
This video is brought to you commercial free after this break…..
We value your time. Please remain on the line…
Click here to stay signed in
“The check is in the mail.”
Tariffs are paid by the selling country. Anyone who paid attention to grade 9 or 10 history knows…
I’ve never done this before on a first date.
“With all due respect…”
Swearing they’ll cum outside
They’re stamina levels are to the roof and they’re below the surface
Hot Milfs in your area… sigh
The lie that if you’re ordering food from somewhere and you opt for no utensils, they will honor that request. I never want them but always get them.
I now have a not insignificant collection of plastic utensils in a drawer because my wife doesn’t want to throw them in the trash, and they’re not recyclable. So we’re just collecting them until someday someone can make use of such a collection. To her credit, she has in fact given away such a collection in the past.
The three biggest lies ever told according to my grandfather
The check is in the mail
I’ll respect you in the morning
And I agree to the terms and conditions of the end user license agreement.
“We care about your opinions” ~Any fast food restaurant
I’ll be ready in 5 minutes! I swear I’ve heard that one way too many times, and it’s never true!
A personal trainer saying you have five more reps left. It is never five.
“your feedback is very important for us”
“I’m always there for you”- chat gpt followed by a 18hr limit time
“Tax cuts for the rich mean jobs for the middle class!”
I’m Australian, so I’m used to hearing a “sharp sting” but a “sharp scratch” also makes sense.
The beginning part where it says “you’ve been specially selected”
“I’d never cheat on you”