Fake job postings online. I’m currently unemployed and am trying really hard to look for a job. All this ghost jobs and fake applications truly know how to screw with your self esteem and motivation. Ive applied to jobs that I clearly qualified for but I never get an rely back and that makes me think that I’m not good enough and I will never know if it was either a fake or a real posting.
Going to the library. It’s the only place where there’s no expectation to spend money or even take out a book but it still feels wrong to go look around and just leave.
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Sniffing the bus seat after someone stands up from it
wearing a bikini inside a mall
Sneaking into the movie theater with snacks feels like high treason, but I call it ‘gourmet guerrilla warfare.’
Zero sugar Dr Pepper lol
I’ve never done it but I would imagine walking around barefoot in public spaces would feel illegal
Eating a snack from the grocery store before buying it
Banging your friend’s mom.
Walking into a store and then leaving empty handed
Leaving the shop without buying anything
Taking two free samples.
Running for president as a felon on 34 counts.
Farting loudly.
Genocide in Gaza, Proxy wars in Congo
Lobbying, to this day i cant comprehend how it IS legal
leaving the fridge open overnight
The things nuisance influencers do.
Anal
Leaving your shopping cart out in the parking lot instead of returning it.
Opening a drink in the store , you can’t tell me bro
Calling out sick
Entering a store and leaving without buying anything
Big corporations dodging taxes.
Reposting the same shit over and over in askreddit to farm karma
Using a store’s washroom and leaving without buying anything.
Scalping products
Replying to bots.
Going the speed limit while a cop is behind you.
Subscriptions with ads
Apparently anything the president is doing.
To keep asking for samples of beer as they’ll give you…. even though you know which one you want.
Not turning around in elevator
Getting near a cop on the street. Feels highly illegal for everyone somehow.
Eating a banana sideways
Smoking crack. At least in my area
Walking into a dispensary and buying weed.
I swear at this point crossing paths witha police officer feels illegal. For some reason I get so nervous even if i am doing nothing wrong
This is gonna sound CRAZY to non smokers but literally smoking in public some places feels this way.
I’m sure glad this same exact question isn’t posted every day 🤦🏻♂️
Going to the store to use the bathroom and not buying anything.
Taking a day off work 😅
Carrying an ice cream cone in your back pocket while leaving in Kentucky- oh wait that actually is illegal nvm
Stalking someone’s id
Uh, what is your girlfriend’s sister? No, WHO is your girlfriends sister, Ken..
Drinking water in a pub.
Taking lots of napkins from a restaurant. It’s free.
Going to a restaurant ask for the menu, look at it and then leave
Taxes on your pension.
Driving with a cop behind you
Dating an 18 year old past 30
not helping a dying person…
Fake job postings online. I’m currently unemployed and am trying really hard to look for a job. All this ghost jobs and fake applications truly know how to screw with your self esteem and motivation. Ive applied to jobs that I clearly qualified for but I never get an rely back and that makes me think that I’m not good enough and I will never know if it was either a fake or a real posting.
Watching ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’
Pineapple on pizza 💀
Being rich and getting away with whatever you want.
Churches not paying taxes
Leaving work early because you don’t feel well.
Calling your Teacher by there first name
Politicians Making Promises (bribes) to their people.
Go to meeting with president without suit
Driving over the speedlimit
Police lies.
During COVID times wearing a mask into a Bank. Was such a weird feeling.
Tax fraud
Advertising jobs that dont exist
Airline flight prices changing within minutes of checking availability due to “dynamic pricing”
Driving barefoot.
walking down the street in a hoodie cap, everyone looks at you like you’re some kind of thief.
Someone blatantly lying about everything and millions of people believing it.
Being a liberal
It’s still weird to me being able to walk in a store and just buy weed and walk out with a bunch of goodies.
Religious organisations not paying any tax!
Not flushing or cleaning the public restroom seat after using it if it were clean beforehand.
Calling your teacher by their first name
Buying mushrooms from a store
Buying a house and renting it to someone else for more money.
Killing
Overthrowing a fascist government.
Political advertising, any one else would get done if they lied in their adds the way political parties do
Verbally abusing unoriginal karma whores/bots who ask questions to AskReddit that have been asked literally thousands of times before.
Fuck yourself with a cactus, OP. The world is made a worse place by your mere existence.
Driving next to a cop
Calling into work
Paying for your groceries while the person behind you doesn’t have enough money to pay for theirs.
Torrenting legal torrents.
Putting my balls in a George Foreman
Going home early, when you started was l earlier
Robbing banks (with fake guns in your pocket)
Driving through a school zone at normal speed a couple minutes before the lights come on
Having medical cannabis in the UK
Not paying for trial shifts.
meth
Repairing potholes. Feeding homeless. Collecting rainwater.
Standing completely still in a public place for too long
Card counting in casino blackjack.
Smoking weed in germany.
Anal
Watching reels in public on speaker
Harvesting baby foreskins via routine infant circumcision (Male Genital Mutilation) to be used in skin care products (coined as neonatal fibroblasts)
A product that is derived from baby penis: https://www.dermstore.com/p/skinmedica-tns-advanced-serum-28.4g/12596429/?utm_egbu=Pmax+Derm+SkinMedica&utm_egb=&utm_ega=&utm_egc=&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Pmax%20Derm%20SkinMedica&utm_term=2330483615024483&utm_content=SkinMedica%201&gclsrc=ds
Oh and a hilarious video (audience is laughing): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JzdcZPvzg&pp=ygUPZm9yZXNraW4gZmFjaWFs
Posting the same question on the same sub every other week
Removing the mattress tag once you get it home
Going to the library. It’s the only place where there’s no expectation to spend money or even take out a book but it still feels wrong to go look around and just leave.
Walking through the priority lane at the airport but I’m just a basic economy bitch.
Amazon. Just amazon. Awful.
How cute my cats are.
Resetting trials software by deleting some registry key.