TIFU by calling 911 during sex with FWB

r/

I (51M) was in missionary position with my FWB (47W) yesterday and about 15 minutes after we start fuckin, she’s moaning and saying “fuck me hard, ooo that feels so good, keep fucking me just like that”. So I stay steady and my arms are locked with my hands positioned next to her shoulders holding my body weight above her and my wrists are bent. I lean down closer to her face to kiss her and I hear a voice saying… “Hello, this is 911, are you able to speak, hello…” I say to my FWB… “do you hear that?” She says.. “yes what the fuck is that?” I look down closer and the woman’s voice is coming through my Apple watch! I then say..”yes hello, it seems I have accidentally called you through my watch.” The 911 operator says “OK that’s no problem that happens all the time but please answer these questions.” So I have to give my name, address that we are located at, I have to ensure her that I am not being held hostage and no one is being harmed at this location. I say… “I’m so sorry we were having sex and my watch called you.” I can hear her smile through the phone and she says “no problem. We will not send the authorities, thank you for answering my questions, carry on.” click… Then FWB and I burst into laughter 😆 Luckily we were still able to both finish another 15 minutes later. So this is not really a fuck up but funny and it could have been a fuck up if they showed up cuz I never heard the operator speaking to me.

TLDR: Accidentally called 911 on my Apple watch while in the middle of sex with my FWB, apologized to 911 but then still busted a nut.

Comments

  1. 93rd_misfit Avatar

    Man! glad it played out that way for you, but could you imagine if you hadn’t noticed!?

  2. mrmcderm Avatar

    So it is possible. This whole time I just thought my wife was being unnecessarily paranoid when she’d make me take my watch off. 🤔

  3. HighlightFun8419 Avatar
  4. que_he_hecho Avatar

    And the dispatcher just added another call to the “What is the funniest call you ever answered?” list.

    She will tell every colleague, but won’t share your name.