Listen, my ancestors have been fucking around this continent since proto indo Europeans climbed down the Eurasian steppe and I’ve been getting told to “go back to Mexico” since I was in grade school so I GOT SHIT TO SAY
I’m assuming ice agent isn’t armed that would be a no brainer… Assuming that I’d take the agent. They are going to be stupid as hell and make a good meal for the bear and her cubs.
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bear. I’m a lil tan.
Bear every time, but if we want this to get a little zestier: Hell I’d even take a man over an ICE agent any day.
I could take out an ICE agent easily. A bear would be harder to beat up.
Both, but I’m in a tree watching
I love bears
I prefer big cats like lions and tigers. But bears are adorable too.
It’s bears all the way down.
An ICE agent, hopefully if I get the jump no one will find the body /for legal reasons this is a joke
Bear, 100%. Hairier the better. Give the best bear hug.
Bear, especially since ICE seems to be outsourcing “agents” from militias.
The bear. It’s an animal, it does what it does.
ICE agents are people who choose to do what they do.
Like he said in “Jurassic Park”: animals aren’t monsters, they’re just animals. A guy who kidnaps someone off the street is a monster.
Listen, my ancestors have been fucking around this continent since proto indo Europeans climbed down the Eurasian steppe and I’ve been getting told to “go back to Mexico” since I was in grade school so I GOT SHIT TO SAY
Wild, but give me the agent
Is the ICE agent a man, a woman, or non-binary?
Def a bear
Bear.
I’m assuming ice agent isn’t armed that would be a no brainer… Assuming that I’d take the agent. They are going to be stupid as hell and make a good meal for the bear and her cubs.