As a kid, whenever my mom would upset me, I’d switch from calling her mom to ‘Mother’— which in my head was short for motherfucker.

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  1. Alternative-Cat8681 Avatar

    Thanks for the heads up id my girls call me mother ill quickly correct them. I used to constantly say F OFF in my head. In the hopes my mum would be able to read my mind 🤣

  2. fancybeadedplacemat Avatar

    My sister and I did that, too! Mother answered, “Don’t say it like it’s a dirty word!”

  3. Mysterious-Bake-935 Avatar

    I still call my Mom ‘Mother’ when I’m not feeling the sweet love vibe.

  4. ImpressImaginary6958 Avatar

    We were not allowed to use “mother” for this very reason. 2nd best was “Mommy Dearest”.

  5. SpikeSiren Avatar

    the relief of having that secret, slightly naughty word in your head probably felt huge as a kid

  6. MMMKAAyyyyy Avatar

    I swear at my kid in my head all the time.

  7. 18yoboob Avatar

    you are very naughty, hihi

  8. NotTheMama73 Avatar

    I am not a fan of my biological mother and I call her mother to irritate her lol

  9. Makaron_penne Avatar

    I used to shut my door and show her the middle finger through the wall

  10. BiPentupTweakerBalls Avatar

    Whenever my Mom upset me growing up, I would intentionally cause her embarrassment publicly and draw attention to it – pantsing, cutting bra straps/tank top straps, causing pervy predicaments etc.