The real question I asked myself when I first got locked up was how am I going to masturbate in jail to my imagination? My celly was of the least concern even though he was a huge crack dealer from Trenton NJ. So no not a problem.
It is all about imagination. So even though you have some great fantasy running in your mind, you can look square in the eyes of your cellmate and bring yourself to completion. you just don’t see him.
Of course he sees you, and will probably request a change of cells.
I was locked in cell 24/7…I would wait until I heard my bunkie snoring making sure she was asleep then id get it to it as quickly as I could and try to fall asleep but occasionally id hear…”whatcha doiin…lol” Now I’m out of jail and get turned on by my man snoring….
I don’t know if I’d dare in jail but in the army barracks after lights out, you could hear the distinct rustling of sheets. Heck, a few times I also did the same.
Quietly under the covers after lights out with shitty scented state lotion. Until you get a single cell then game on. I just heard this from a guy, no clue myself. 😉
If you have a private shower in a pod, then there you go. Depends on the jail. To be respectful otherwise, face the wall in your bunk after lights out and keep it quiet. Please clean up your kids afterwards.
For real though, you don’t. It’s disrespectful and might get you in a fight. Take it to the shower or wait till your cellie is out doing something else.
There was a video I saw that had a woman being walked around a prison and when the inmates saw her they all jumped under their sheets. She was wondering what was happening and broached the topic with one of the guards who was with her. Their response? She was the first woman that most of them had seen in years and they were all having a wank under their covers like they were in their early teens. Because what people don’t see they don’t know. It should be said that this was a dormitory style cell and there was about 30 or so inmates. Not all of them were under the blankets choking their collective chickens, a few were just standing watching her pass by while one had what could only be called a raging hard on while he looked directly in her eyes the entire time.
Not sure if this is true of all jails in the USA, but I do remember this from somewhere.
This doesn’t really answer your question. But I’ve heard of inmates waiting for female COs to come by and try to hit them with their cum… some would have their cell mate distract the CO so the other inmate can get their load ready for the female CO. Fucking disgusting
Make full eye contact. Done right just before you pop you should have a little Kubrick smile on your face and be staring at their soul as it shrieks in terror.
Idk about jail but on submarines we loudly announce in berthing that were about to “paint the inside of the rack” and “doesn’t anyone want to hold my other hand” because we’re courteous like that. If you have to be a neighbor, might as well be a friendly one, I always say.
Big doubles and most small doubles normally have the toilet in a kind of alcove behind the beds. Either that or u gotta take a day off work when he’s at work/education just to smash one out…
just like my friend who used to let out his farts when we entered the bathrooms because farting in classroom willmake him bad,
so he didnt gave a damn if there are people around him , as toilet is a place where you let go all the pessures.
in the same way you too will just wank if there is a need to wank , and you wont give a damn about others in the cell untill and unless they object or tells you to do it in silence.
I have never been in jail, however just traveling and staying in hostels they are going to masturbate whenever they want they don’t care who else is there
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I’ve heard prison accounts of a guy “going on a date” in the shower room. If they catch that’s what’s up they’ll give him an extra minute to himself.
Some just do it straight up in there on their bunk
Asked him if he wants to help
Shower and or literally anytime you get alone in your cell. Prison I think would be a tad bit different lol
Bold of you to assume I masturbate in jail with a roommate
Turn to the wall. Pull over the cover. Go to town.
Source: Bad YouTube algo.
If the roommate is helping you, does it still count as masturbation?
Just make direct eye contact to assert dominance
Where do you cum the wall or your bedsheet
Ask him to cover his ears
Wait, do you mean WITH a roommate or in the same cell as your cell mate?
While not breaking eye contact
I was told if I go into the showers without my flippers my feet would get pregnant lolz
Wait until he falls asleep. But if both of you wait until the other falls asleep, then I guess you’re screwed.
Quickly, probably.
With direct eye contact to assert dominance. Unless he winks. Then you don’t have to do it yourself anymore.
Quietly when they are asleep under a blanket in private?! Duh. Were you always home alone as a kid or never shared a room?
Onto the wall beside your bed.
The real question I asked myself when I first got locked up was how am I going to masturbate in jail to my imagination? My celly was of the least concern even though he was a huge crack dealer from Trenton NJ. So no not a problem.
My husband did 70 months (5y10m) and he said your cellie has to not be “home” sometime.
You can ask your roommate to do it for you
It is all about imagination. So even though you have some great fantasy running in your mind, you can look square in the eyes of your cellmate and bring yourself to completion. you just don’t see him.
Of course he sees you, and will probably request a change of cells.
Great sexual experiences are mostly in your mind.
Masturbation is the powerhouse of the cell mate.
I would just do it anyway.
I guess you just ask them what time they’re free to join you and make a plan.
Face the wall
Same way as in a marriage. On the toilet
I was locked in cell 24/7…I would wait until I heard my bunkie snoring making sure she was asleep then id get it to it as quickly as I could and try to fall asleep but occasionally id hear…”whatcha doiin…lol” Now I’m out of jail and get turned on by my man snoring….
They use roommates as fleshlights.
Just look into each other’s eyes and do it together
In their butt
I don’t know if I’d dare in jail but in the army barracks after lights out, you could hear the distinct rustling of sheets. Heck, a few times I also did the same.
Just be glad they don’t make you toss their salad.
Quietly as possible.
right on his chest
Quietly under the covers after lights out with shitty scented state lotion. Until you get a single cell then game on. I just heard this from a guy, no clue myself. 😉
Slowly and quietly
Feefee bag
If you have a private shower in a pod, then there you go. Depends on the jail. To be respectful otherwise, face the wall in your bunk after lights out and keep it quiet. Please clean up your kids afterwards.
I rage bait my master all the time
Very quietly and with unwavering eye contact, just to assert dominance.
Loudly and vigorously to assert dominance.
For real though, you don’t. It’s disrespectful and might get you in a fight. Take it to the shower or wait till your cellie is out doing something else.
You ask him nicely.
Stare the in to the eyes while you do it and show whos the boss.
Loudly, without breaking eye contact.
With their help?
You look them in the eye and assert dominance.
Quietly
Quietly
None prison need private
There was a video I saw that had a woman being walked around a prison and when the inmates saw her they all jumped under their sheets. She was wondering what was happening and broached the topic with one of the guards who was with her. Their response? She was the first woman that most of them had seen in years and they were all having a wank under their covers like they were in their early teens. Because what people don’t see they don’t know. It should be said that this was a dormitory style cell and there was about 30 or so inmates. Not all of them were under the blankets choking their collective chickens, a few were just standing watching her pass by while one had what could only be called a raging hard on while he looked directly in her eyes the entire time.
Not sure if this is true of all jails in the USA, but I do remember this from somewhere.
Stare into his eyes aggressively
Same way you do in college. Staring the straight in the eyes.
showers is where babies are made
Quietly and facing away from them
Easy, assert dominance by getting him to do it for you
Furiously while maintaining eye contact.
Eye contact is crucial.
wank it? its not a solo jail cell bud. lol
You don’t have to do it with your roommate, unless they are stronger than you.
Quietly
How do you not?
When i was there, there was a jack shack. The bottom bunk touching the wall would drape a blanket from the top.
As long as your cellmates name isn’t Big Willie, you should be fine. 🤪
I hump the bed pretty covertly, I do it with a roommate in the psych ward.
If you really want to do it with your roommate ask them how they want to do it
You ask him to turn away. No, really, google it – it is like that
Staring aggressively into his eyes
Why wouldn’t you just do it and don’t make noise? You shit in the same room who really cares?
Be very, very quiet.
Tip to tip
Re read your question… Together would be the first answer. Not sure how else you can do it “with a roommate”
Well, you have to if you want to show them you have dominance over them.
This doesn’t really answer your question. But I’ve heard of inmates waiting for female COs to come by and try to hit them with their cum… some would have their cell mate distract the CO so the other inmate can get their load ready for the female CO. Fucking disgusting
Don’t make eye contact.
You do it together
Make full eye contact. Done right just before you pop you should have a little Kubrick smile on your face and be staring at their soul as it shrieks in terror.
Shower. Dumbazzzzz
If you’re attractive, likely with his dick in your ass
Idk about jail but on submarines we loudly announce in berthing that were about to “paint the inside of the rack” and “doesn’t anyone want to hold my other hand” because we’re courteous like that. If you have to be a neighbor, might as well be a friendly one, I always say.
You have to be in your bunk facing the wall from what iv heard
Big doubles and most small doubles normally have the toilet in a kind of alcove behind the beds. Either that or u gotta take a day off work when he’s at work/education just to smash one out…
With confidence, I would imagine
just like my friend who used to let out his farts when we entered the bathrooms because farting in classroom willmake him bad,
so he didnt gave a damn if there are people around him , as toilet is a place where you let go all the pessures.
in the same way you too will just wank if there is a need to wank , and you wont give a damn about others in the cell untill and unless they object or tells you to do it in silence.
Apparently, if you are going to Wandsworth UK, you can just have sex with the female prison guard.
Quietly
You say…”Pretty Please???”
Dutch Rudder..
You don’t wait for the shower. You shower alone in the correctional I was in here in Canada anyways….I was there 45 days didn’t jerk off once.
Maintain eye contact at all times
Quietly
At night.
I have never been in jail, however just traveling and staying in hostels they are going to masturbate whenever they want they don’t care who else is there
The Dutch rudder.
It’s a team effort.
Why do you need to masturbate when you have a cellmate?