So for context the house had 2 toilets but, both were being used and seemed to always have someone in there!
I wasn’t super close to the person whose house it was I’m male but there was no where really private I could discreetly go and I needed it badly alcohol didn’t help.
When I knew I couldn’t hold on much longer I was trying to find anything to go in without people realising, thats when I stumbled into the spare bedroom that had this guys little sisters potty she was 4 at the time but they had it shoved away most likely not being used.
I really didn’t want to use it I thought to myself no way thats wrong but then I realised I was about to pee my pants so in a panic I used it and emptied it out the small window unfortunately onto the side building roof.
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Hey man, at least you peed in a place that was meant for and designed to hold urine, and not into their precious Ming Vase or on their family photo albums or something horrible like that. 🤣😂😁😅
I’ve heard some stories about people making truly terrible choices about where to pee when they’re drunk, so yours honestly wasn’t that bad. 🙂👍 Good on you! 😅
Once during a house party, I ran outside to puke because I thought there would be a wall and I could go behind there and no one would see me. Nope. Everyone was out front and saw me puke in the bushes. Good times.
I would’ve looked for an empty bottle or something, but hey, at least you took care of it and walked out with dry pants.
If it makes you feel better, I once had a super emergency like this at a party with both bathrooms occupied, so I pooped outside behind the shed (yes I still cleaned it up and disposed of the evidence).
My mom once peed all over our shoes in our closet by the front door. I just remember hearing something slam and see her foot halfway out the door 😭 God she was drunk asf and I had to pull up her pants and help her to her room.