Steak tartare. I didn’t even really taste it. I had to focus so hard just to get it in my mouth. The second it touched my tongue the thought of what it i had in my mouth was just too much for me and I immediately vomited.
Bang a dudes wife while he hides in their bedroom and peaks through the crack of the door ’cause his fetish is watching/catching/seeing his wife cheat.
Skydiving. I did it a long time ago when we weren’t attached to an instructor. We were basically shoved out the door on our own. It ended nicely, but I wouldn’t want to experience that fear again in a million years.
Got dosed and was awake for 40 hours, feeling like my skin was crawling and my brain was a ziplock bag full of TV static. I like to party with the best of them but that shit is naaaasty.
Ice skating! I was really good at roller skating.
I thought how hard could it be. Turns out not the same!! fell several times. All wet and my ankles twisted.
Never again.
Cum on someone’s face. It just felt weird afterwards. Like I’m an okay dude when it comes to kinks and stuff, but that just didn’t feel right. We came to realize we’re not that kinda people right away.
Zoloft. Holy shit if you ever want to know what it feels like to be dead, try Zoloft for a week. You’re alive but you’re not really living, if that makes any sense.
But whatever you do, for the love of god, don’t stop it cold turkey. The anxiety from stopping Zoloft cold turkey was a hundred times worse than the anxiety it was supposed to be alleviating.
Jail. Was in for the weekend but it also happened to St Patty’s during the weekend so it was for a few days. But that was long enough for me. Never going back
It wasn’t something I did intentionally but a buddy and I played a MUD (precursor to visual MMORPs.) His character name had the word Dark in it. He is black. We called him Darky for short. I had absolutely zero idea it was a racial slur. Grew up in a very small, very white Southern town. I knew 3 black folks from the age of 3 to the age of almost 20. The internets wasn’t a thing and there were far more words I was familiar with but didn’t use.
Went to visit my buddy for his birthday (this was…god 25 years ago) and when he stood up he asked if I wanted anything. Didn’t hear him initially and I asked, with his mother and father sitting at the table, hey Darky can you get me another Dr Pepper.’ I felt the temperature level drop. I froze and I just hear his father, who played profootball in the 80s, asked ‘what…the fuck…did you just say to my son?’ I said I asked him to get me a Dr Pepper. My buddy laughed and was like he didn’t mean it like that. I asked didn’t mean what like what?
His father said don’t you ever call my son that word again. Was like what word? What did I do? then my buddy explained it to me and I was horrified. Was like dude…we’ve been calling you that for nearly 3 years. Why is this the first time I’m learning it’s a derogatory term? He just said I knew you didn’t mean it like that so I wasn’t offended. Was like would have been nice to get a heads up to avoid getting murdered by your family.
His mother and father were still pissed at me 2 days later. Was just thinking JFC how stupid would I be if I used that word in your home and I knew it meant what you said it meant?
Fortunately the internet is a thing now so before I give someone a nickname I make certain it doesn’t have any racial undertones to it.
tl;dr: A long time ago gave a friend a nickname based off a character name not realizing it was a racial slur and his father nearly murdered me in their kitchen.
Heroin. I thankfully had the presence of mind and constitutional fortitude to know that if I ever did it again, I would likely never stop. Awesome night, but I never looked back despite countless opportunities.
Rugby: My entire freshmen team got kicked out for low grades but me, so they threw my tiny butt into the Varsity team. Put on the field they passed the ball to me and I ran up the middle like they tell us to…blacked out.
Few seconds later, face full of dirt and my arm seriously damaged I got up and never showed up for another practice again
Owning an animal without doing proper research first. People please do your research before bringing a new pet into your home. This applies to all animals! I cringe thinking about all the times when I was younger, going to PetSmart with my parents and buying fish and hermit crabs without knowing what they properly need and just taking them in because they’re “cute” and affordable. Now I always research before making any decisions on any animals/breeds. Pets are a commitment. ( sometimes a lifetime commitment, depending on the animal. )
I let the missus peg me once when we were getting down and dirty on the mdma. Wasn’t as good as I thought it would be. Kind of like a reverse shit, over and over. Never again.
As an atheist, debate a religious person about their beliefs. There are no winners. It is a pointless discussion. I guess I was an edgy Richard Dawkins fanatic a couple of years ago.
Look, I knew it’d be not as private as advertised but this was booked through the actual resort so it looked legit and apparently most people actually loved their time there. Reviews were great. There were videos of beautiful private boats on the water that “held a party of 6” so it seemed like we’d be mostly alone.
Surprise! The “open bar” was one warm bottle of Coca-Cola and a bottle of cheap rum shared amongst a boat of over 30 people. I kid you not. No ice. Cups you get to swish with at the dentist. And our boat was one of HUNDREDS taking the same route to some shitty island where they kept us hostage for 8 hours with hardly any food. This was supposed to be a four hour, get on the water, see a lagoon trip. It lasted all day. We sat on a muddy beach while vendors harassed us the entire time. We rode in a crappy van for almost 4 hours there and back (advertised as 30 minutes) and at the end this completely wasted “hostess” begged us for tips for her shitty dancing. Worst experience EVER. By the end we were starving and exhausted. But it makes a funny kidnapped tourist story now.
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A back flip
Salt bae’s steak
Ride a horse
Watersports
Steak tartare. I didn’t even really taste it. I had to focus so hard just to get it in my mouth. The second it touched my tongue the thought of what it i had in my mouth was just too much for me and I immediately vomited.
Ghost chilli
Hiding in someone else’s closet!
Roller coasters
Cross a body of river on an ice bridge in a car
Malört
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Dating a crazy chick
Smoking
Car loan
Bang a dudes wife while he hides in their bedroom and peaks through the crack of the door ’cause his fetish is watching/catching/seeing his wife cheat.
Marijuana. Nothing against it being legal. If that’s your thing, no judgment, but it’s definitely not for me.
Dating a man
Skydiving. I did it a long time ago when we weren’t attached to an instructor. We were basically shoved out the door on our own. It ended nicely, but I wouldn’t want to experience that fear again in a million years.
Working
Marriage. I’m still married, but I would never do that again
A neck hot water bottle
coke
Fly Spirit Airlines.
Trust governments
Ketamine 😀
Said yes when a friend of 6 years asked if he can kiss me and if I wanted to be in a friends with benefits relationship with him.
Pregnancy and birth
trying to convince someone to love and respect me correctly.
That was a dark time in my life.
New Years Eve in Times Square.
skydiving
Marriage.
Taking a coding class. My brain doesn’t work that way!
Meth
Got dosed and was awake for 40 hours, feeling like my skin was crawling and my brain was a ziplock bag full of TV static. I like to party with the best of them but that shit is naaaasty.
Being the other woman and delulu about it.
Run thru a dui traffic stop without stopping, eating pig intestines, and marrying someone after dating for one month lol
Cigarettes
Ice cream with caviar. It made me so sick…
Telling anyone a secret
Beg someone to stay when they don’t want to.
Shaving private and then putting after shave liquid ….
Oh dear…. The horror
Crack, though that was a few times though. I gave it up because it was too good, knew I was going to get hooked very quickly.
Ice skating! I was really good at roller skating.
I thought how hard could it be. Turns out not the same!! fell several times. All wet and my ankles twisted.
Never again.
Marriage!!!!
vaping
Eating a ghost pepper on a dare
Cum on someone’s face. It just felt weird afterwards. Like I’m an okay dude when it comes to kinks and stuff, but that just didn’t feel right. We came to realize we’re not that kinda people right away.
Heroin
Salvia
Adulthood.
Trusting HR.
Drinking after getting sober. Had a moment weakness, dumped out the bottles, never “trying” it again.
The ride that shoots you into the air on top of the Stratosphere in Las Vegas. I don’t mind rollercoasters and we went to Six Flags a few days before.
The fact that it was run by what looked like 15 year olds didn’t help, but genuinely couldn’t talk for about 2 hours after.
Lend your trusted friend a big sum of money
Anal
Zoloft. Holy shit if you ever want to know what it feels like to be dead, try Zoloft for a week. You’re alive but you’re not really living, if that makes any sense.
But whatever you do, for the love of god, don’t stop it cold turkey. The anxiety from stopping Zoloft cold turkey was a hundred times worse than the anxiety it was supposed to be alleviating.
Tripe. That texture is just…awful
Went on spontaneous road trip without planning anything – ended up stuck in a tiny town with no service or gas.
Jail. Was in for the weekend but it also happened to St Patty’s during the weekend so it was for a few days. But that was long enough for me. Never going back
Salvia. I’ve done most other psychedelics and will again. But Salvia was a one and done for sure.
Eating Cod Guts
Bungee jump
Marriage
Hash cookie
It wasn’t something I did intentionally but a buddy and I played a MUD (precursor to visual MMORPs.) His character name had the word Dark in it. He is black. We called him Darky for short. I had absolutely zero idea it was a racial slur. Grew up in a very small, very white Southern town. I knew 3 black folks from the age of 3 to the age of almost 20. The internets wasn’t a thing and there were far more words I was familiar with but didn’t use.
Went to visit my buddy for his birthday (this was…god 25 years ago) and when he stood up he asked if I wanted anything. Didn’t hear him initially and I asked, with his mother and father sitting at the table, hey Darky can you get me another Dr Pepper.’ I felt the temperature level drop. I froze and I just hear his father, who played profootball in the 80s, asked ‘what…the fuck…did you just say to my son?’ I said I asked him to get me a Dr Pepper. My buddy laughed and was like he didn’t mean it like that. I asked didn’t mean what like what?
His father said don’t you ever call my son that word again. Was like what word? What did I do? then my buddy explained it to me and I was horrified. Was like dude…we’ve been calling you that for nearly 3 years. Why is this the first time I’m learning it’s a derogatory term? He just said I knew you didn’t mean it like that so I wasn’t offended. Was like would have been nice to get a heads up to avoid getting murdered by your family.
His mother and father were still pissed at me 2 days later. Was just thinking JFC how stupid would I be if I used that word in your home and I knew it meant what you said it meant?
Fortunately the internet is a thing now so before I give someone a nickname I make certain it doesn’t have any racial undertones to it.
tl;dr: A long time ago gave a friend a nickname based off a character name not realizing it was a racial slur and his father nearly murdered me in their kitchen.
Heroin. I thankfully had the presence of mind and constitutional fortitude to know that if I ever did it again, I would likely never stop. Awesome night, but I never looked back despite countless opportunities.
Wish I could say the same for alcohol lol.
Going to Costco the day before Thanksgiving
Masturbate with Icy Hot.
Never. Again.
Balut . For those who don’t know it’s a 15 day old duck egg with a halfway grown baby duck and it’s absolutely disgusting
Hot yoga
Marriage
Salvia.
Play a musical instrument together with a bunch of children also playing a musical instrument playing the same song
A 26 hour shift.
Pleasing someone and still treating me like a shit
smoking
Dating my ex
Liver. Tasted like what I suspect the bottom of a lake to taste like, I’ve never projectile vomited something so quickly in my life.
Inserting my finger in the asshole while in lap sex position
Rugby: My entire freshmen team got kicked out for low grades but me, so they threw my tiny butt into the Varsity team. Put on the field they passed the ball to me and I ran up the middle like they tell us to…blacked out.
Few seconds later, face full of dirt and my arm seriously damaged I got up and never showed up for another practice again
Owning an animal without doing proper research first. People please do your research before bringing a new pet into your home. This applies to all animals! I cringe thinking about all the times when I was younger, going to PetSmart with my parents and buying fish and hermit crabs without knowing what they properly need and just taking them in because they’re “cute” and affordable. Now I always research before making any decisions on any animals/breeds. Pets are a commitment. ( sometimes a lifetime commitment, depending on the animal. )
It in the butt
I let the missus peg me once when we were getting down and dirty on the mdma. Wasn’t as good as I thought it would be. Kind of like a reverse shit, over and over. Never again.
Sauna. Turns out choking on wet hot air while feeling like a steamed broccoli is not my idea of a good time.
Telling my personal business to people at work
As an atheist, debate a religious person about their beliefs. There are no winners. It is a pointless discussion. I guess I was an edgy Richard Dawkins fanatic a couple of years ago.
Marriage. Never EVER again.
Chemo
A “private catamaran” in Mexico.
Look, I knew it’d be not as private as advertised but this was booked through the actual resort so it looked legit and apparently most people actually loved their time there. Reviews were great. There were videos of beautiful private boats on the water that “held a party of 6” so it seemed like we’d be mostly alone.
Surprise! The “open bar” was one warm bottle of Coca-Cola and a bottle of cheap rum shared amongst a boat of over 30 people. I kid you not. No ice. Cups you get to swish with at the dentist. And our boat was one of HUNDREDS taking the same route to some shitty island where they kept us hostage for 8 hours with hardly any food. This was supposed to be a four hour, get on the water, see a lagoon trip. It lasted all day. We sat on a muddy beach while vendors harassed us the entire time. We rode in a crappy van for almost 4 hours there and back (advertised as 30 minutes) and at the end this completely wasted “hostess” begged us for tips for her shitty dancing. Worst experience EVER. By the end we were starving and exhausted. But it makes a funny kidnapped tourist story now.
Skiing! I did a french fry when it should have been pizza. I had a bad time.
cocaine
Suicide
Forgiving someone who cheated on me.
Once the trust is gone, it never comes back.
Straight tequila. I’d rather have gay tequila with sugar & lime. Or salt & lime.