My friend has a friend and I accidentally liked an old photo of him on Instagram while stalking.
Next week me and the same friend are in the mall and we meet him there. He came to my friend and they were talking about something and I was standing there like I dont know who he is and I see him for the first time.
Once had a movie night at a friends birthday when I was 12. I knew none of the guests, randomly in the middle of the movie a kid jumps up and grabs the birthday kids unicorn plush (he was hiding it under his blanket) flung it around and the others started laughing really hard.
The birthday boy screamed that they should quiet down and be quiet like me. Thought I was going to get beaten up by those kids for that.
I have a big backyard. It has multiple somewhat private areas where you’re not visible from the sauna/firepit area or the back deck. It’s somewhat common for guys to wander into a private area and piss there. The ladies are also allowed to do that, not my fault they like dry socks. A friend brought a friend over for a sauna. I guess he had seen one of the other guys walk about fifteen feet down treeline then turn around the corner, so he thought the whole hedge was a urinal. He stood up, walked about 5 feet from where we were sitting, dropped his bathing suit to his knees, and unloaded.
My best friend was friends with this quiet kid in school. He came up to me on the lunch yard once (I think maybe to ask me where he was or something), and as he came face to face with me, I yawned.
This guy is looking me dead in the face and just burps, directly into my open mouth. I could taste the monster energy on his breath.
Out of embarrassment, he walks away without saying a word. In utter shock and disbelief, I look around, and a group of girls are just staring at me. From their perspective, it must have looked like some kind of arranged service that was so perfectly practiced it didn’t even require the exchange of words.
She was a tall , leggy ,big boobed blonde , guys loved her. We were friends for a few years and she mad it clear I was like her younger brother . Anyways she ended up dating my roommate , totally not her time at all . We ended up going to a big work party at a club and all got drunk. About 10 of after the party went back to my place . She hated dating my roommate and told me she was going to dump him. Well here she is in the living room telling me how much she adored me … in a cute way . Then it turned dirty and graphic and in front of 10 coworkers including my roommate . Monday was awkward.
I took about a week and we went back to normal.
Years ago I owned a telecom business. I had a friend ask if I could quote a small phone system for one of his friends. His friend was a construction contractor and just completed a veterinary hospital. I come by the place, do a site survey, talked to the owner of the place about their needs and we exchanged contact info. A day later I send the quote over to the Veterinarian. A few hours later the contractor called and was pissed. He wanted to put some fee on top of my quote and then provide the quote to the customer himself. The thing is, no one, at any time, ever mentioned such an arrangement. My friend was kind of pissed that I did it but it wasnt my fault. I just thought they needed a quote…so I gave one.
I got hooked up in high school with what I considered the most gorgeous girl in our high school. It was my best friends girlfriends good friend. They came over and we hung out for a bit. We then were driving somewhere and branched off into separate cars. The girl in my car and my buddy and his gf in his. I just remember that being the most awkward forced uninteresting conversation of my life. I honestly don’t think we spoke ever again after that hang out. It still haunts me to this day, it was so uneventful and so horrible all at the same time.
We got high and then a guy dressed like a cop walked in the front door. My friend was like “haha that’s my roommate.” I think the guy worked security but had a uniform that looked very similar to actual police.
Anyway I froze like a deer, which doesn’t work on real or fake police.
I was at a friend’s party and one of my closest friends said he’s inviting a guy, I had no issue. We were having a great time, until he starts flirting with all the girls at the party (Including me), he started kissing with some of them and I just tried to distance myself from him. When the party ended I just went with my friend and he immediately said “Don’t worry, I won’t invite him again”.
Me and the girls that just wanted to have a good time, finished the day very awkwardly and never talked about that ever.
We were drinking here at my house one night and some friends brought a friend with them and I didn’t know her but later on as me and her were smoking outside she just told me that she had been sexually assaulted and that nobody knew.
Was left alone with my friend’s friend who was deep into conspiracy theories. Listened politely for two hours about how pigeons are government drones. Couldn’t figure out how to escape without sounding like I was part of the cover-up
My roommate in college invited his friend to join us on a trip to Canada. This was in 1981 or 1982. Surprisingly many students living in upstate New York often drove to Canada to buy beer for a party. 5 or 6 cases of Brador malt liquor went quite a ways when you were a bunch of drunken juniors. After we crossed the bridge and entered Canada we were pulled over by Canadian authorities and questioned intently why we were entering Canada. They also did a flashlight inspection of my car and trunk.
When we got back to school I discovered that my roommates friend was carrying several ounces of hashish. I really don’t think Canadian authorities would have listened to my excuse that I knew nothing about it since it was my car and I had the money for the beer in an envelope in my jacket. Let’s just say that it took three or four people to pull me off my roommates friend when I completely lost it. It’s the only time in my life I’ve been in a killing rage. I’m a Doughy borderline intellectual with coke bottle glasses but for a few minutes I was throwing people around the room like they were couch cushions.
Another …
A friend of mine made a comment that he’s willing to bet my internet history search would have lots of Asian anal videos.
We all laughed , I made a joke back and that was it. Jump ahead a few weeks later , pretty much same bunch of coworkers all drinking having fun.
This cute Asian girl I kinda knew , said hi , good night , small chat … is talking up a storm with me . She had more drinks and she admitted she creeped my Facebook and was very blunt that I could do better than my at the time gf. She was right about that and this girl was way hotter .
I did get defensive but we still chatted and she was flirting.
A few weeks later same type of thing, drinking , patio weather … bunch of us having fun.
She’s already there , and she’s drunk and making eye contact. Im not going to lie , she is totally my type … I wanted to fuck her like crazy , but im in a relationship.
Same thing , talking , flirting … and then out of the blue she turns around , arches her back and says “ been going to the gym how does my ass look?!”
So many dirty thoughts in my head but I just said “ looks good, way To go” sheepishly.
She turned around in disappointment and says “ 1st off I got my hair done , you didn’t say anything ! “ I tried to jump in and make a compliment but she goes off again “ I am at the gym trying to make this booty grow… AND IT HAS!”
I just paused looking confused and she started laughing. I felt so dumb then amongst all the noise , music , conversation, she just leaned in to my ear and with a big grin and cute tone in her voice and said “ I thought you were into ass? According to your search history ?”
I just laughed and said “ oh those are just jokes , we do that kinda thing “
She replied “ Hmm im sure you and I have similar search histories If it’s true?!”
Again I laughed , and I was dying inside . Literally in days she had met anew guy and I was yesterdays news . After I broke up with my ex I contacted her but she had no interest.
So… there was this friend of a friend that was a total bitch. She hogged all the attention of my friend, encouraged her to ditch classes, encouraged her to cheat on her husband, and then when she had a baby from said cheating, she asked her if she would get a paternity test in front of her entire family. So, because she was such a bitch, I wrote her cell phone number on a bathroom wall at my university with her real name and added the caption “Free blowjobs”. Someone else I don’t know added the word “True” next to it which made it so much better. She got so many calls, she almost had to change her number. Shortly after that, she got my ex gf drunk and encouraged her to sleep with my friend’s husband as revenge for being cheated on. She eventually found out what I did through a phone call and it was a very awkward and tense interaction. This is still one of the worst things I’ve done to someone else, but she was such a bitch, she deserved it.
Easy. I was 16, so around 2010. Meeting this guy who’s a friend of a friend who lives in “Town Y”, about ten minutes away from where I was from “Town X”. My town has a bit of a rough crowd, but they are easy to avoid and be a normal human being. I’m in Ireland, and banter sometimes is to flinch when someone says where they are from and laugh. Had it happen a lot here, and it’s the craic.
Anyway, he rocks up to me and my other friend from Town X, too.
“You’re the girls from Town X?”,
Before we could even crack a smile, he cut in.
“Ah, sure, I could smell the poverty off you!”,
I’ve never felt the air whistle out of my chest faster than that moment. My friend was so quiet usually, but she reared back and verbally went at him. I just stood there like…what the hell is happening? He didn’t crack a smile like he didn’t know the difference between the roast and an insult. He was just rotten.
Joke of it all years later when I downloaded tinder I kept getting super liked snd when I’d go see who it was…here’s dickhead staring at me and all I can hear is that comment all those years ago.
In uni I went on a date with a guy from my halls. We made out, he suggested something more, but I declined because I was actually more interested in a guy from my course, who I made out with at a club the previous night (my now-partner of over a decade!). We ended the date, never really spoke again beyond pleasantries if we bumped into each other.
A few months later, my roommate introduced me to the new guy she’d been dating – yup, same guy. He came into our room and we just acted like we didn’t know each other, he encouraged her to get ready quickly and they left. I hadn’t thought it was that big of a deal but apparently he did not want to be in the room of the girl who accidentally strung him along and then picked another guy!
For my friends bachelor’s party, we were eating at a steak house – One of his friends I’ve never met before sat next to me at our large crowded table.
Well, when my food arrived, I happened to glance over at this stranger next to me. He had SO MUCH dandruff he could make a kitty pool snow globe. He has this odd smell to him as well, it wasn’t body odor per se – but it smelled like Gouda cheese that had sat in a car for 2 days in July heat.
I lost my appetite and didn’t take my food home either with how close he was and how often he was putting his hands in his hair.
Chilling with a couple of guys I hung out with like nearly every day for a couple of years… one day they bring a friend from their old high school that they still hang out with sometimes. I don’t mind, I’ve always been a “more the merrier” kind of guy.
So they show up at my house, he seems a bit different, but no more than some people may act under anxiety when meeting new people. I think literally nothing of it.
So fast forward a couple of weeks, I’m with them at a party or something, including their other friend. It’s a bigger group of us. The friend starts telling this story…
It doesn’t set in at first… it first comes to me feeling like Deja Vu, “why does this sound familiar” and before I can even finish that thought he says something…. something the EXACT way I said it just a couple of weeks ago.
Yes… this total weirdo was reciting a story, from MY life, as HIS OWN story… RIGHT in front of me!! I couldn’t hold back, I blurted it out right then and there, “dude I literally just told you that story two weeks ago, that happened to me, and these two (my good friends) can vouch for it and the fact that I told you”.
It got so uncomfortable so quick, for like 30sec you could hear a pin drop, can see the wheels spinning like “oh shit how do I get out of this” and eventually manages to spit out “yeah sorry” and just leaves.
The other people were like “wtf?!” And laughing, like “did that seriously just happen”, I start giving them more details to it … yeah that really did just happen.
I turn to look to my two friends who have made like no comment by this stage “guys, like what the hell was that?!” They looked pretty embarrassed but more or less say “yeahhhh… he’s definitely done this before”. WTF.
It completely blew my mind. It was totally messing with me WHY someone would do that. How boring do their lives have to be to necessitate that? How psycho must you be to do it SO much that you’ve grown comfortable enough with it to make a fuck up like that?? And lastly, how do you trust someone enough to be this chummy with them when they are like that???
They didn’t really have answers to any of those questions— but I also never saw or heard of him again, pretty sure they stopped talking to him.
I still think about it sometimes.
Bonus story: one of those two good friends of mine was a “friend of a friend” at one time, first met him on my birthday at a huge rager I threw. I was talking with a joint in my hand and he was “yo, puff puff pass man”. I was like WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS GUY?! Fast forward, and they are both at my wedding lol (not the weird tagalong!)
When she called me my friend’s “therapy dog”, and then said friend kicked her out of our Air BnB in the middle of the night in St. John’s….. no I am not friends with either of them anymore.
My first girlfriend and I just got together for a couple of weeks.
I took her to a party I was invited to and nothing special happened.
1-2 weeks after I guess she felt obligated to take me to a party she was invited to.
Turns out it was a good-bye party for a friend from a female group that knew each other for 5+ years.
I was the only new, the only guy, and hell I was out of place like crazy.
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My friend has a friend and I accidentally liked an old photo of him on Instagram while stalking.
Next week me and the same friend are in the mall and we meet him there. He came to my friend and they were talking about something and I was standing there like I dont know who he is and I see him for the first time.
Was very awkward
Once had a movie night at a friends birthday when I was 12. I knew none of the guests, randomly in the middle of the movie a kid jumps up and grabs the birthday kids unicorn plush (he was hiding it under his blanket) flung it around and the others started laughing really hard.
The birthday boy screamed that they should quiet down and be quiet like me. Thought I was going to get beaten up by those kids for that.
I have a big backyard. It has multiple somewhat private areas where you’re not visible from the sauna/firepit area or the back deck. It’s somewhat common for guys to wander into a private area and piss there. The ladies are also allowed to do that, not my fault they like dry socks. A friend brought a friend over for a sauna. I guess he had seen one of the other guys walk about fifteen feet down treeline then turn around the corner, so he thought the whole hedge was a urinal. He stood up, walked about 5 feet from where we were sitting, dropped his bathing suit to his knees, and unloaded.
Aww dude I hate reliving this memory.
My best friend was friends with this quiet kid in school. He came up to me on the lunch yard once (I think maybe to ask me where he was or something), and as he came face to face with me, I yawned.
This guy is looking me dead in the face and just burps, directly into my open mouth. I could taste the monster energy on his breath.
Out of embarrassment, he walks away without saying a word. In utter shock and disbelief, I look around, and a group of girls are just staring at me. From their perspective, it must have looked like some kind of arranged service that was so perfectly practiced it didn’t even require the exchange of words.
Weird guy, we became pretty solid friends
Almost certain sex.
Friends of friends is a very common way to have sex with relative strangers and then it can be akward a bit with your friend.
Someone went to open a fridge I was standing near, but I thought they were going in for a hug.
Met 3 seconds prior
She was a tall , leggy ,big boobed blonde , guys loved her. We were friends for a few years and she mad it clear I was like her younger brother . Anyways she ended up dating my roommate , totally not her time at all . We ended up going to a big work party at a club and all got drunk. About 10 of after the party went back to my place . She hated dating my roommate and told me she was going to dump him. Well here she is in the living room telling me how much she adored me … in a cute way . Then it turned dirty and graphic and in front of 10 coworkers including my roommate . Monday was awkward.
I took about a week and we went back to normal.
Years ago I owned a telecom business. I had a friend ask if I could quote a small phone system for one of his friends. His friend was a construction contractor and just completed a veterinary hospital. I come by the place, do a site survey, talked to the owner of the place about their needs and we exchanged contact info. A day later I send the quote over to the Veterinarian. A few hours later the contractor called and was pissed. He wanted to put some fee on top of my quote and then provide the quote to the customer himself. The thing is, no one, at any time, ever mentioned such an arrangement. My friend was kind of pissed that I did it but it wasnt my fault. I just thought they needed a quote…so I gave one.
I got hooked up in high school with what I considered the most gorgeous girl in our high school. It was my best friends girlfriends good friend. They came over and we hung out for a bit. We then were driving somewhere and branched off into separate cars. The girl in my car and my buddy and his gf in his. I just remember that being the most awkward forced uninteresting conversation of my life. I honestly don’t think we spoke ever again after that hang out. It still haunts me to this day, it was so uneventful and so horrible all at the same time.
We got high and then a guy dressed like a cop walked in the front door. My friend was like “haha that’s my roommate.” I think the guy worked security but had a uniform that looked very similar to actual police.
Anyway I froze like a deer, which doesn’t work on real or fake police.
I was at a friend’s party and one of my closest friends said he’s inviting a guy, I had no issue. We were having a great time, until he starts flirting with all the girls at the party (Including me), he started kissing with some of them and I just tried to distance myself from him. When the party ended I just went with my friend and he immediately said “Don’t worry, I won’t invite him again”.
Me and the girls that just wanted to have a good time, finished the day very awkwardly and never talked about that ever.
We were drinking here at my house one night and some friends brought a friend with them and I didn’t know her but later on as me and her were smoking outside she just told me that she had been sexually assaulted and that nobody knew.
Was left alone with my friend’s friend who was deep into conspiracy theories. Listened politely for two hours about how pigeons are government drones. Couldn’t figure out how to escape without sounding like I was part of the cover-up
My roommate in college invited his friend to join us on a trip to Canada. This was in 1981 or 1982. Surprisingly many students living in upstate New York often drove to Canada to buy beer for a party. 5 or 6 cases of Brador malt liquor went quite a ways when you were a bunch of drunken juniors. After we crossed the bridge and entered Canada we were pulled over by Canadian authorities and questioned intently why we were entering Canada. They also did a flashlight inspection of my car and trunk.
When we got back to school I discovered that my roommates friend was carrying several ounces of hashish. I really don’t think Canadian authorities would have listened to my excuse that I knew nothing about it since it was my car and I had the money for the beer in an envelope in my jacket. Let’s just say that it took three or four people to pull me off my roommates friend when I completely lost it. It’s the only time in my life I’ve been in a killing rage. I’m a Doughy borderline intellectual with coke bottle glasses but for a few minutes I was throwing people around the room like they were couch cushions.
Another …
A friend of mine made a comment that he’s willing to bet my internet history search would have lots of Asian anal videos.
We all laughed , I made a joke back and that was it. Jump ahead a few weeks later , pretty much same bunch of coworkers all drinking having fun.
This cute Asian girl I kinda knew , said hi , good night , small chat … is talking up a storm with me . She had more drinks and she admitted she creeped my Facebook and was very blunt that I could do better than my at the time gf. She was right about that and this girl was way hotter .
I did get defensive but we still chatted and she was flirting.
A few weeks later same type of thing, drinking , patio weather … bunch of us having fun.
She’s already there , and she’s drunk and making eye contact. Im not going to lie , she is totally my type … I wanted to fuck her like crazy , but im in a relationship.
Same thing , talking , flirting … and then out of the blue she turns around , arches her back and says “ been going to the gym how does my ass look?!”
So many dirty thoughts in my head but I just said “ looks good, way To go” sheepishly.
She turned around in disappointment and says “ 1st off I got my hair done , you didn’t say anything ! “ I tried to jump in and make a compliment but she goes off again “ I am at the gym trying to make this booty grow… AND IT HAS!”
I just paused looking confused and she started laughing. I felt so dumb then amongst all the noise , music , conversation, she just leaned in to my ear and with a big grin and cute tone in her voice and said “ I thought you were into ass? According to your search history ?”
I just laughed and said “ oh those are just jokes , we do that kinda thing “
She replied “ Hmm im sure you and I have similar search histories If it’s true?!”
Again I laughed , and I was dying inside . Literally in days she had met anew guy and I was yesterdays news . After I broke up with my ex I contacted her but she had no interest.
Probably when I didn’t realize their friend was talking to me, so I just nodded and smiled, turns out they were actually asking for directions
So… there was this friend of a friend that was a total bitch. She hogged all the attention of my friend, encouraged her to ditch classes, encouraged her to cheat on her husband, and then when she had a baby from said cheating, she asked her if she would get a paternity test in front of her entire family. So, because she was such a bitch, I wrote her cell phone number on a bathroom wall at my university with her real name and added the caption “Free blowjobs”. Someone else I don’t know added the word “True” next to it which made it so much better. She got so many calls, she almost had to change her number. Shortly after that, she got my ex gf drunk and encouraged her to sleep with my friend’s husband as revenge for being cheated on. She eventually found out what I did through a phone call and it was a very awkward and tense interaction. This is still one of the worst things I’ve done to someone else, but she was such a bitch, she deserved it.
Easy. I was 16, so around 2010. Meeting this guy who’s a friend of a friend who lives in “Town Y”, about ten minutes away from where I was from “Town X”. My town has a bit of a rough crowd, but they are easy to avoid and be a normal human being. I’m in Ireland, and banter sometimes is to flinch when someone says where they are from and laugh. Had it happen a lot here, and it’s the craic.
Anyway, he rocks up to me and my other friend from Town X, too.
“You’re the girls from Town X?”,
Before we could even crack a smile, he cut in.
“Ah, sure, I could smell the poverty off you!”,
I’ve never felt the air whistle out of my chest faster than that moment. My friend was so quiet usually, but she reared back and verbally went at him. I just stood there like…what the hell is happening? He didn’t crack a smile like he didn’t know the difference between the roast and an insult. He was just rotten.
Joke of it all years later when I downloaded tinder I kept getting super liked snd when I’d go see who it was…here’s dickhead staring at me and all I can hear is that comment all those years ago.
We met the same guy online and started talking to him without knowing we were talking to the same guy
In uni I went on a date with a guy from my halls. We made out, he suggested something more, but I declined because I was actually more interested in a guy from my course, who I made out with at a club the previous night (my now-partner of over a decade!). We ended the date, never really spoke again beyond pleasantries if we bumped into each other.
A few months later, my roommate introduced me to the new guy she’d been dating – yup, same guy. He came into our room and we just acted like we didn’t know each other, he encouraged her to get ready quickly and they left. I hadn’t thought it was that big of a deal but apparently he did not want to be in the room of the girl who accidentally strung him along and then picked another guy!
For my friends bachelor’s party, we were eating at a steak house – One of his friends I’ve never met before sat next to me at our large crowded table.
Well, when my food arrived, I happened to glance over at this stranger next to me. He had SO MUCH dandruff he could make a kitty pool snow globe. He has this odd smell to him as well, it wasn’t body odor per se – but it smelled like Gouda cheese that had sat in a car for 2 days in July heat.
I lost my appetite and didn’t take my food home either with how close he was and how often he was putting his hands in his hair.
Chilling with a couple of guys I hung out with like nearly every day for a couple of years… one day they bring a friend from their old high school that they still hang out with sometimes. I don’t mind, I’ve always been a “more the merrier” kind of guy.
So they show up at my house, he seems a bit different, but no more than some people may act under anxiety when meeting new people. I think literally nothing of it.
So fast forward a couple of weeks, I’m with them at a party or something, including their other friend. It’s a bigger group of us. The friend starts telling this story…
It doesn’t set in at first… it first comes to me feeling like Deja Vu, “why does this sound familiar” and before I can even finish that thought he says something…. something the EXACT way I said it just a couple of weeks ago.
Yes… this total weirdo was reciting a story, from MY life, as HIS OWN story… RIGHT in front of me!! I couldn’t hold back, I blurted it out right then and there, “dude I literally just told you that story two weeks ago, that happened to me, and these two (my good friends) can vouch for it and the fact that I told you”.
It got so uncomfortable so quick, for like 30sec you could hear a pin drop, can see the wheels spinning like “oh shit how do I get out of this” and eventually manages to spit out “yeah sorry” and just leaves.
The other people were like “wtf?!” And laughing, like “did that seriously just happen”, I start giving them more details to it … yeah that really did just happen.
I turn to look to my two friends who have made like no comment by this stage “guys, like what the hell was that?!” They looked pretty embarrassed but more or less say “yeahhhh… he’s definitely done this before”. WTF.
It completely blew my mind. It was totally messing with me WHY someone would do that. How boring do their lives have to be to necessitate that? How psycho must you be to do it SO much that you’ve grown comfortable enough with it to make a fuck up like that?? And lastly, how do you trust someone enough to be this chummy with them when they are like that???
They didn’t really have answers to any of those questions— but I also never saw or heard of him again, pretty sure they stopped talking to him.
I still think about it sometimes.
Bonus story: one of those two good friends of mine was a “friend of a friend” at one time, first met him on my birthday at a huge rager I threw. I was talking with a joint in my hand and he was “yo, puff puff pass man”. I was like WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS GUY?! Fast forward, and they are both at my wedding lol (not the weird tagalong!)
When she called me my friend’s “therapy dog”, and then said friend kicked her out of our Air BnB in the middle of the night in St. John’s….. no I am not friends with either of them anymore.
My first girlfriend and I just got together for a couple of weeks.
I took her to a party I was invited to and nothing special happened.
1-2 weeks after I guess she felt obligated to take me to a party she was invited to.
Turns out it was a good-bye party for a friend from a female group that knew each other for 5+ years.
I was the only new, the only guy, and hell I was out of place like crazy.
(Did not hold much longer with my gf from then)
walked in on my friends friend butt naked in my bathroom shaving his chest like he owned the place he just nodded at me like it was a normal tuesday