TIFU by trying to be the class clown

So lately I’ve been trying to think of ways to get females in my college to like me, I have a bit of a bad reputation from mistakes in the past (I spat on a female on the bus and sneezed blood into another female’s hair) and lately I’ve been thinking if I start being “the class clown” then maybe a female would want to be my girlfriend.

About halfway through the lecture, the teacher asked if any of us had any questions, and trying to be funny, I put my hand up and when the teacher said “Yes, Benson?” I let out a huge burp and bit of vomit dribbled out of my mouth on to the table.

Unfortunately nobody laughed and everyone just stared at me looking disgusted. The teacher even said “Why won’t you just grow up?” And carried on the lecture.

A few minutes later I got angry that nobody laughed and stormed out, calling them all “idiots” as I left and now everyone thinks I’m a freak.

TLDR: I was trying to be funny in my lecture by burping when the teacher asked if anyone had any questions, nobody laughed and now they think I’m a freak.