how the fuck do i massacre a crane fly(s)?

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omg i am shook. im not scared too badly of insects, small spiders, musquitos and im not badly scared of like big mammals (bears) but omg crane flies terrify me. and daddy long legs. i have like a fucking whole body reaction. i went to my room and closed my blinds and like 10 of them climbd out and flew i was THROWING anything and fighting the AIR. they were fucking flying and i just screamed and locked my door. its been lke two days i cant go back in GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM. they sat on my bed when i came in. these little fucks are out to get me. how do i kill them. (or jst get them out)

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  2. Capable-Grape-7036 Avatar

    That honestly sounds like my worst nightmare and I wish you luck. If it was me I’d be trying to wake myself up. You can wake up now.

    (Full. Body. Tyvek. Coverall. And. Vacuum.)

  3. HunterOHunters Avatar

    Just wait 4 days. They typically live 2-3 so go in and they’ll be dead. You’ll just have crane fly ghosts haunting the room.

    Serious answer. Fly swatter, rolled up newspaper. Or my personal favourite a bug a salt gun. Fires table salt to shred the bugs.

  4. PathosRise Avatar

    I have a bug zapper that plugs into the wall. Assuming it’s a type attracted to light, I’ve never had one fail to kill. The trick is that it has to be overnight and the room is dark.