when you pee, do you have your balls in or out of your pants?

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when you pee, do you have your balls in or out of your pants?

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  1. Sdrete Avatar

    In when I’m in a public restroom, out when I’m alone either on a public restroom or at home

  2. EndMePlease223 Avatar

    If I’m at home or in a hurry I’ll just whip it all out

  3. PracticalAd313 Avatar

    Out of pants. I never thought about it but I guess it’s natural and more comfortable this way and increase controllability of penis

  4. BlueMikeStu Avatar

    I keep them in when I pee standing up, but I sit down at home and my pants are at my ankles so they fly free.

  5. Upset_Eye_2026 Avatar

    out of my pants, i think my pee would be flying if i put my balls in

  6. craziestfrog Avatar
  7. Matt_Benatar Avatar

    I’m always naked

  8. Previous-Elk2863 Avatar

    Statistically, 97% of men have never considered this. The other 3% are either philosophers or chronic over-sharers in Urinal Talk™

  9. Tdk1984 Avatar

    I always sit, so out

  10. EnvironmentalLuck816 Avatar

    How could they be in your pants?? Your pants are on the ground.

  11. Chairchucker Avatar

    Depends. Sometimes I sit down to pee because I just want a rest. Or to make sure the aim isn’t off.

    But if I’m standing, the balls stay inside.

  12. GuybrushFunkwood Avatar

    Trousers fully pulled down to ankles and T-shirt lifted up like Butters from South Park.

  13. lostboy_pan Avatar

    I put my balls in someone else’s pants. I’m pretty hardcore

  14. nashvillanTn Avatar

    Definitely in the pant

  15. Negative-Departure-1 Avatar

    I have dick and balls all the way out. Otherwise I get too much pee stuck in my dick and can get wet spots on my pants.

  16. ArboristTreeClimber Avatar

    In?

    All yall really be peeing with your balls out? Why? That’s so much extra work?

    Or do I just have big balls?

  17. Stunnnnnnnnned Avatar

    Underwear and pants around my ankles. Just like when I was 4.

  18. Plus_Researcher7489 Avatar

    I pull my pants down around my knees so full package and arse hanging out

  19. za9287 Avatar

    If zipper/flap, in. If sweats, gym shorts etc, out

  20. MessiahKOF Avatar

    Wait you’re supposed to take it OUT of your pants? 😳

  21. Cauliflower-Informal Avatar

    Out. Or I can’t empty my bladder properly.

  22. Fackinsaxy Avatar

    I feel like everyone saying out is insane lol. In every time

  23. mostlynights Avatar

    The balls rest on top of the waistband of my undergarment.

  24. favorite_sardine Avatar

    Pants? I’m pulling mine out of my sock

  25. Barsfajny Avatar

    Beans over frank, stuck in zipper

  26. Hamlerhead Avatar

    The better question is…

    Even though I might’ve took a squirt two minutes ago, when I sit down to take a dump? I pee again. Why is that?

  27. ObjectiveInterest45 Avatar

    keeping them in means it’s gonna put pressure on the bottom of my dick which feels super weird and hurts a bit

  28. Hiply Avatar

    Out, absolutely. They deserve a little fresh air too (although I admit “fresh” is a variable condition based on where I am at the time).

  29. OhhhBaited Avatar

    honestly if im being REAL honest….
    If I got a semi or am hard balls in
    If Im soft out I dont wanna piss on my balls or pants so I gotta pull the turtle out of the shell…

  30. ximstuckx Avatar

    I keep my balls in my ass when I pee.

  31. Driegs3 Avatar

    Depends if I’m at home or in public and if I’m wearing gloves or not

  32. Suspicious-Ant3034 Avatar

    Out… mah boys need to breathe

  33. Trudeaudouchbag Avatar

    Home nuts out . Public restroom nuts tucked

  34. _Shaquille_Oatmeal_0 Avatar

    I take one ball out, leave the rest in, and piss down my leg.

  35. someguyfromsk Avatar

    I piss with my pants off, standing on my head.

    So out I guess.

  36. Away_Hippo_2326 Avatar

    i have gigantic testicles, and they must be out when i relieve myself 

  37. After_Laughter21 Avatar

    I always sit while peeing. Except for public toilets, but I never pull the whole package out. Why would I? I don’t need my balls to pee.

  38. Noorainium Avatar

    Honestly depends how recently I busted a nut. If recent then my balls have shrunk and can chill in while I pee but if not then I literally can’t pee because my balls will stop me

  39. 50percenttrans Avatar

    I always sit, so, out I guess?

  40. zombieblackbird Avatar

    I pull my boxer leg up over my balls and penis and piss from below. Keeps the elastic from restricting urine flow.

  41. Pinkbaguette4563 Avatar

    I’m a woman and I thought the majority of you men kept the balls in.

  42. slice_of_pi Avatar

    As a continental soldier, I throw them over my shoulder. 

  43. Appropriate_Owl_2172 Avatar

    Depends on if it’s hot. Also if it is a monster piss it’s better to have something to mess with while I wait

  44. prozach_ Avatar

    I sit down when I pee because I don’t want piss splash all over the bottom/top of the toilet seat. My balls are out. Anyone else, guarantee they don’t care about their splash.

  45. Rough_Network4600 Avatar

    Depends. If I’m using the fly, in. If there isn’t one, or I’m not using it, or I’m setting down (taking a dump), out.

  46. Slay_Poupon Avatar

    Can’t risk getting knicked by the zipper so everyone is getting out of the car.

  47. syopest Avatar

    I sit down to pee because peeing while standing up sprays piss droplets and mist around the whole toilet so out of the pants.

  48. JussaPeak Avatar

    Balls in causes kinkage in the piss line, so naturally, it’s balls out

  49. thandrend Avatar

    Sometimes I pop the wheels out of the garage, but other times I just kind of pull out a bit to check the traffic.

  50. mrsmedeiros_says_hi Avatar

    I’m 50 years old and this has literally never occurred to me before this moment

  51. Egheaumaen Avatar

    Over my shoulder like a Continental soldier.

  52. IRON-EAGLE-24 Avatar

    Wait, you guys have balls. My wife took mine.

  53. Pxlfreaky Avatar

    I usually ask the person next to me which they prefer.

  54. right-in-the-middle Avatar

    Single ball, left one

  55. Kosin7 Avatar

    I have them out, but I hold my nuts with my left hand and shaft with the right

  56. Excessed Avatar

    I sit down 95% of the time. It’s healthier that way.

  57. LuckyErro Avatar

    you dont take a shoe off and untuck your dick from your sock?

  58. Pbskddls Avatar

    That got me wondering. Well played

  59. 5800835007 Avatar

    Good question, I’m gonna go check right now…

    Out.

    I honestly didn’t know the answer until I checked.

  60. codydexx Avatar

    They usually just hang outside my pant legs right around my ankle

  61. Silentblues Avatar

    As a woman this thread has been very eye opening

  62. TheLoneleyPython Avatar

    I whip my.balls out, they’re like a little cushion for my willy.

  63. CyroSwitchBlade Avatar
  64. Repulsive-South-9763 Avatar

    It depends on what I’m wearing. If it’s shorts, it’s balls out. If it’s pants with a zipper, I refuse to cheese grate my sack through the zipper pee hole.

  65. k87c Avatar

    Wait, you need balls to pee? I’ve been doing it wrong then…

  66. RoyalGibraltar Avatar

    To balls, or not to balls.

  67. Terreboo Avatar

    Well I don’t take the balls out, would be strange to have my wife’s hand bag in the male toilets.

  68. hogey99 Avatar

    Sometimes.

  69. ak61 Avatar

    Ama go controversial. I don’t unzip and go, I pull all 3 out the top without unzipping or undoing my belt.

    This probably deserves a whole new thread but, uncircumcised people – do you all pull your foreskin back when you go?

  70. prym43 Avatar

    You people make me sick lol

  71. EliasGrant84 Avatar

    Balls can’t be in my pants if I ain’t got no pants

  72. -brokenbones- Avatar

    I hold my balls over my dick just to show it who’s boss.

  73. Dry-Presence9227 Avatar

    It doesn’t matter,I pee inside my dreams

  74. itswaynebradyson Avatar

    Depends what I’m wearing, jeans I’m pulling jr. through the fly & holding it, sweat pants or anything with an elastic waist I’m flopping dick & nuts out, the shaft rests on the balls nicely.

  75. SushiBee616 Avatar

    If you get a drop of two on your pants, just make sure you give

  76. WhiskeyTangoBush Avatar

    Balls in, ass out.

  77. Wasabiaddict666 Avatar

    Why do you want to know?

  78. IateYOURmommasTACO Avatar

    This right here is why i reddit

  79. Friedriceandketchup Avatar

    Depends on the day. Sometimes my boy runs bare, and sometimes the friends are there.

  80. hirolegend Avatar

    Balls out. Every time.

  81. AnimetheTsundereCat Avatar

    you gotta let the balls out bc that’s where the pee is stored

  82. pv505 Avatar

    Honestly the real meta is to go hands free. 1 person holds your balls, another your dick as you pee and a third person shakes the family treasure when you’re done. F1 style. You can put everything back in your pants by yourself, like a big boy.

  83. Tonsilith_Salsa Avatar

    I wear a small apron and walk around with just my balls out.

  84. andersleet Avatar

    Unless I am pissing on a tree, I just sit on the toilet and relax. Even if was done 10m ago after sitting. I considerate it as “me time”. That is kinda sad saying it out loud.

  85. Brickwalk3r Avatar

    Well, I have always pissed my pants so I’ve decided to not wear pants anymore.

    I’m writing this from jail.

  86. Ill_Pirate_8014 Avatar

    Somebody do one of those youtube videos on this post where they read the post and comments

  87. yeetus_potato Avatar

    damn someone on r/polls asked a similar question a few days ago, whats going on who tf takes their balls out to piss.

  88. Kooky-Measurement-43 Avatar

    I have them cupped with the other hand.

  89. WeirdGuess2165 Avatar

    I am zip shy, I may have had the snip but I fear the nip

  90. captainamericanidiot Avatar

    Depends whose pool I’m in