If Trump insists on renaming areas of the world, why doesn’t the world club together to rename the USA?

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If Trump insists on renaming areas of the world, why doesn’t the world club together to rename the USA?

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  1. big_larry14 Avatar

    Not a bad idea tbh. We should insist on calling it “turtle island”, a common indigenous name for the country.

  2. clearpiller_IX Avatar

    Great idea, let’s name them the IV Reich or the social-nationalists

  3. Haunting-Breadfruit9 Avatar

    I’m thinking United States of Greed USG but on further thought can stay USA United States of Avarice

  4. huarhuarmoli Avatar

    Make it low-effort and crude please, just like our culture. I suggest U Suck Ass.

  5. MiguelIstNeugierig Avatar

    I have been saying, the USA cant just claim America for its name. Let’s call it Yankeeland

  6. Agitated-Ad6744 Avatar

    -The Failed United States- it’s got no friends, it came to us with tears in its eyes. tears streaming down It’s Cheeks, sad country, Failed country, very sad loser country! and I said, were gonna make the world great again and we are gonna tariff the Failed States into oblivion-

    the whole thing ^ as the new name

  7. Speak_To_Wuk_Lamat Avatar

    Because a lot of other countries out there are actually trying to be real countries and not just role playing one.

  8. Anonymous_Coder_1234 Avatar

    They should all call the USA “Native America”. Like “Oh, that country between Mexico and Canada was exclusively inhabited by Native Americans, it’s called ‘Native America’ “.

  9. RelativeBearing1 Avatar

    Because they (generally speaking) aren’t assholes.

  10. Heavy_Direction1547 Avatar

    Let him play with his map and crayons, it is harmless/temporary compared to his other obsessions.

  11. coleheloc Avatar

    Trump is a clown.

  12. Numbersuu Avatar

    Because the rest of the world are not toddlers

  13. Bananaman9020 Avatar

    Trumpville or Xville doesn’t really sound too appealing.

  14. BeeTheGoddess Avatar

    If that happens I hope it gets put to a public vote and ends up like when the British were asked to name their new flagship scientific research vessel, and wanted to call it Boaty McBoatface. It was a fun time.

  15. Schezzi Avatar

    Divided States of America?

  16. ShitassAintOverYet Avatar

    Which would annoy Republicans more, Southern Canada or Northern Mexico?

  17. Excellent_Speech_901 Avatar

    Just because you see someone being a fool doesn’t mean you must emulate them.

  18. SimplexFatberg Avatar

    I suspect the rest of the world doesn’t care about it as much as you think they do

  19. Bananawamajama Avatar

    Why doesn’t the world? Because thats petty and juvenile.

  20. WombatGatekeeper Avatar

    People forget the US is the most powerful military power on earth. Good luck with that.

  21. AssaultUnicorn Avatar

    Unbelievably Stupid Asshole-stan

  22. WayneH_nz Avatar

    It’s already correct. The United States  of Arse.