I was walking back to my parents house through a wooded area on a beautiful day, to walk off this weird post-drinking dissociation I can feel on days after drinking. Perhaps that’s a contributor to what happened next. I was in a neighbor’s backyard and I realized I needed a stick to clear any spider webs, so grabbed a long, curved one. When I did I realized it kinda seemed like a Katana (curved Japanese samurai swords), I started thinking about a character I tried yesterday called Acheron from Honkai: Star Rail who looks really sick using her katana.
This character:
https://honkai.gg/acheron-character-guide/
I was dramatically “sheathing” and unsheathing it and doing “cool” sword moves to clear webs. Then I heard chatter and looked up at the neighbors back deck and saw 4 of them just starting at me. One just gave me a tiny awkward wave and I did the same. I just hope they couldn’t hear the sound effects I was making
I’m a grown-ass 37 year old man(child)….
TL;DR pretending to use a stick as a katana and neighbors were watching the whole time
Comments
OP: ‘I weep for the departed’ bass drop
Neighbors: ‘O-okay?’
Come on, that isn’t so bad. At least you didn’t make wooosh wooosh noises.
What a weeb.
You should have been making lightsaber noises
“I weep for the departed…” obliterates an entire generation of spiders.
🙂
Gacha games should barely even be called games in the first place
That happened to my brother and I too! When we were kids 🙂
No man grows out of pretending to cut down imaginary foes.