I was a young senior carer in a care home and I met the most outrageously rude and nasty woman who should have retired years ago. She was snappy, cruel and thought she was the bee’s knees.
She would talk over my handovers, she would ignore me when I spoke to her, she would leave things a mess for me to tidy and I had enough. After a stressful shift (dealing with an unexpected death) she came on shift and said the most heinous thing I’ve heard – I quit.
I never went back and I’ve not seen her since. A few days after I quit, I was thinking and thinking about everything she’d done and that she was the main reason that I quit so I thought of the most irritating things I could do to inconvenience her life without her knowing it’s me.
I settled on signing her email address and her phone number up for a load of crap. I signed her up for anti bullying seminars, new window quotes, gastric bypass surgery quotes, hair extension quotes (she’s practically bald), an advert selling puppies, “am I a bad person test” (guess what score she had sent to her email address?), 10 ways to become a better person, and all the spam stuff I could think of. It made me cackle for days.
I still smile when I think about it hahahahhahah
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I suspect you spent about 50x as long signing up to all these things than she did looking at the emails, if she even looked at all.
All you had to do was put one interest form in for nursing facilities and she would have been contacted by all of them in the state. One call and done!
LOVE this.
Sadly, there is so little help in this field that management won’t handle it either 😕 I’m so sorry OP
😅🤣😅🤣😅
The texts/calls would be amazingly satisfying for me as petty revenge. It’s not like email where a spam filter could remove most of them or be easy to ignore.
Wonder if she’ll for the ‘Nigerian Prince’ scheme? 😂
Boomers don’t read emails tho. Do this to someone with an office job using their work em. Report back
I’m really glad you left that job. Some people don’t have what it takes for elder care and being petty to people with mush for brains proves you’re one of those people.
Genius!!!
Ever heard of a spam filter? They exist on pretty much every communication platform
At first, I was surprised that you used the expression “the bee’s knees” but you spend a lot of time with seniors, so I guess it’s not that surprising.
Nice work😎👍🏻
Although physical junk mail might be more of an inconvenience.
This could be considered identy theft if you were posing as her to solicit services.
this is kinda genius tbh. She sounds like a total nightmare, and I get why you’d wanna get a little payback. Just be careful, cause karma can be a b**ch too, but damn, that’s some petty brilliance 😂
People make mistakes. Forgive them
LMFAO
What did she say to make you quit?
You forgot “Scientology” 😉
This is awesome!!! I had a nasty coworker sort of like this. She actually passed away last week. I feel sad for her family but knowing how she was at work, I think they’re probably getting some much needed rest from her