I fall asleep with my face between my gf’s butt cheeks every night

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It started as a one-time thing. Now, it’s my nightly ritual. She’s on her stomach in an old T-shirt, hasn’t shaved in months, has zero lotions, and I lift her nightdress.

I nestle in. Face first. It’s warm, it’s quiet, and it smells like her – not flowers, not soap – just her. My brain shuts up. I’m out in minutes.

Every man deserves this kind of peace.

Comments

  1. Significant-Series-6 Avatar

    Bit weird but as long as you’re not hurtin no one, you’re all right.

  2. StandardGenius Avatar

    Do your legs hang off the end?

  3. randomname349 Avatar

    What if she farts bro. But falling asleep on my gfs butt is still my dream.

  4. lemon-meringue-vomit Avatar

    How many times have you had pink eye?

  5. BeesInMyMouth27 Avatar

    Sucking in farts like bong rips

  6. ramasis_idk Avatar

    Definitely your comfort zone

  7. UGLEHBWE Avatar

    🧎🏿‍♂️🫡🥲🤌🏿

  8. xenithangell Avatar

    A man of culture

  9. Stuck_In_Purgatory Avatar

    Well dayum that’s not a risk I’d suggest anyone takes near my butt cheeks lmao

  10. missionmeme Avatar

    And I thought going to sleep with a hand full of boob was the life, while this one’s living the dream

  11. CustomerNo9918 Avatar

    Oh wow lol happy for you!!!

  12. WafflefriesBaby Avatar

    Okay but like how deep between the butt cheeks are we talking ? Because I feel like that does make a difference . If you are like nose to butt hole , then I wonder how she manages to fall asleep . Also I would have constant anxiety that I would toot and kill my boyfriend .

  13. Sea-Response950 Avatar

    Sometimes I fall asleep in my wife’s boobs, if you’re an ass man then go right for it.

  14. nunyobusinessfool Avatar

    Feed her Taco Bell one night will cure that

  15. femboy_siegfried Avatar

    PINK EYE BOYYYYY

  16. wanderer_minidurin Avatar

    WTF I’m reading …

  17. NatzoXavier Avatar

    The sweetest of anal fart musks to keep one out you mean?

  18. Background_Value9869 Avatar

    Feels fake but I hope it’s real op.

  19. Dismal-Action4270 Avatar

    I hope her farts smell like rose petals

  20. BlumpkinLord Avatar

    You are living the good good :3 congrats

  21. Cold_Top_1354 Avatar

    Please don’t do that after she’s had a curry or you may need to invest in a gas mask

  22. Glum-Lynx-7963 Avatar

    Bro has his own unlimited sleeping pills.

  23. orfeux Avatar

    I did that until I got so tired of it… Every night several months.. totally delicious, but first everytime I kissed and sucked her hole… And thousands of kisses all over her ass .. totally addicted to it

  24. phome83 Avatar

    Countdown to pink eye in 3..2..1..

  25. mynipnops Avatar

    Guessing anal play/femdom is a big part of your relationship.

  26. 2ndharrybhole Avatar

    The only detail that doesn’t sit right is the “not shaved in months” 😟

  27. TheCozyHorizon Avatar

    Do you wonder throughout the day “why does it smell like shit everywhere I go?”

  28. _stream_line_ Avatar

    This is some copy pasta type shit

  29. TheRealJustSean Avatar

    Ngl, this has me oddly intrigued but with my girls IBS issues I wouldn’t chance it 😂😂

  30. here4aGoodlaugh Avatar

    Careful of like pink eye and what not

  31. Fire_Trashley Avatar

    I for one have no problem believing you have a girlfriend…

  32. CrprtMpstr Avatar

    Do you stay there all night?

  33. HouseOfJanus Avatar

    What’s the pinkest your eyes have been?

  34. Striking_Adeptness17 Avatar

    Ever smell her shit

  35. brimueller Avatar

    Need my mans like this smh

  36. verscharren1 Avatar

    Pink eye my dude…jfc

  37. tragicallyohio Avatar

    I liked this post and then Reddit asked if I wanted to subscribe to this thread. No Reddit, I want to forget it even existed.

  38. therealsix Avatar

    Guess you have a super long bed.

  39. Yorbayuul81 Avatar

    How have you not suffocated by now?

  40. Camp_g Avatar

    Brooo sameeeee

  41. DolphinsAreWeird1993 Avatar

    Permanent Pinkeye Paul over here folks

  42. KilluaCactuar Avatar

    Yeah, you can tell that this is just a long dreamt fantasy of OP.

  43. haunted-poopy Avatar

    Oh to be loved like this

  44. Cyanide-ky Avatar

    His gf is a anime pillow

  45. freakthezeke Avatar

    lol this sounds like a recipe for pink eye

  46. 60_Acre_Beet_Farm Avatar

    Wait how long is your bed? Is one of you a midget? Are you lying parallel because surely that’s the only way, your bed would have to be longgggggg.

    Also no way this is how she lets you sleep 😂

  47. hotcupofjoe66 Avatar

    I can understand this. Anytime during sex I put my tongue as far up my girls ass as I can get it; just can’t explain why I’m so obsessed

  48. lunar-poetry Avatar

    Sounds like a good way to get pink eye.

  49. mershwigs Avatar

    Ok capt’n pink eye

  50. spreal Avatar

    Have a Tic Tac.

  51. Narpynaps Avatar

    right, in, to, the…. danger zone

  52. DaPrateadoNegro Avatar

    That sounds like a surefire way to get pinkeye someday 🤣 but I understand

  53. Weezy_Baby_ Avatar

    How does your face fit between her cheeks? I mean, they only spread so far.

  54. DrTopGun Avatar

    Are you sleeping REAL close to the point where you risk a pink eye???

  55. Quirky_Week7045 Avatar

    How romantic 😂

  56. ArieThird Avatar

    Someone oughta paste ts on r/copypasta

  57. No_Obligation4496 Avatar

    When you’re afraid to go full human centipede but scared to miss out.

  58. showme_yourniceboobs Avatar

    I prefer to sleep in between her nice soft boobs

  59. weirdo20765 Avatar

    I do sometimes too

  60. blueleaf_in_the_wind Avatar

    Bet OP gets double pink eye infections constantly.

  61. PopPunk6665 Avatar

    Hell yeah brother

  62. bdsm25 Avatar

    My bf will turn over, throw his arm over me, nestle into my neck, and pass out within mins.

  63. MAC_Addy Avatar

    Cool story. But it ain’t true.

  64. Flowergirl_0x Avatar

    My guy does this too. He also likes it when I do it to him

  65. AvocadoTheory Avatar

    If this is real, I feel so sorry for your partner as her needs clearly are not being met. Unless she’s taking a sleeping pill(and/or you) she is expected to lay there, face down, unmoving with your nose right in there until the morning when you wake? Does she wake you every morning with farts that smell like cinnamon rolls? And does that alarm have a snooze?

  66. Belovedchattah Avatar

    How much room is there between her butt cheeks?

  67. rgmiller1424 Avatar

    Bro gonna have a stye on the regular

  68. Adance365 Avatar

    OP in a week: My girlfriend gave me pink eye

  69. kirklandsignatureOG Avatar

    Your eyes pink yet?

  70. cristorocker Avatar

    Have you ever been startled awake by a trumpet blast?

  71. Ngdental Avatar

    Are you a cat?

  72. Beneficial-Ad8000 Avatar

    Watch out for pink eye.

  73. Intelligent_Dust_241 Avatar

    This is why women have trust issues about being friends with men. 😭

  74. Money-Ad300 Avatar

    I do love that you’re completely owning it! Must be like waking up at the gates of heaven.

  75. Setthegodofchaos Avatar

    Taking “brown nosing” to a whole new level 

  76. Consistent-Bug-895 Avatar

    How many times have you contracted pink eye?

  77. Creepybud Avatar

    WTF did I just read

  78. No_Owl22 Avatar

    Don’t cry to us when you get double barrelled pink eye.

  79. nile-istic Avatar

    That’s sweet. Not every night, but I do often like to curl around my husband’s legs and fall asleep with my face near his groin. Similar thing I think, cuz he just smells like him there, not deodorant/aftershave/hair gel/etc. It’s comforting.

  80. nnystical Avatar

    Pink-eye incoming

  81. thisguy181 Avatar

    Good way to get pink eye

  82. skynex65 Avatar

    I’m like this with partners but with their feet 🥰💖 my partner’s feet on my face shut my brain up and make me so serene.

  83. BDED0275 Avatar

    Pink eye from the stink eye

  84. lechiumcrosswind Avatar

    How many times have you woken up with pinkeye?