I’m at my boyfriends (very new) and I’ve drank two days in a row and my stomach is in agony and there’s no way I’m pooping at his house what do I do to stop this 😭
how to get rid of hangover poo?
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I’m at my boyfriends (very new) and I’ve drank two days in a row and my stomach is in agony and there’s no way I’m pooping at his house what do I do to stop this 😭
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Go out together somewhere and use a public bathroom. Or say you want to go home and would he like to come with you to hang out there?
Just go.
Can you ask him to stay at the far end of the house while you poo? Is it a small space? Are you afraid you will damage his toilet?
Everyone shits. Just go.
Imodium.
Get a candle, turn the fan on, and do your business. Everyone poops, guaranteed dude blows that shit up. If he’s going to judge you for bodily functions, you should be reconsidering yall’s relationship.
“Dump him.”
Everybody poops.
Go ahead and poop.
You poop. That’s how you get rid of the hangover poo?
Hold it in and offer him drink after drink until he passes out and then BLAM! Desecrate his porcelain throne with reckless abandon.
Ur mom shits, ur dad shits, ur boyfriend shits even the fucking pope shits. Get in there girl
Poop in the bed to show dominance