So I live in an “unofficial” dictatorship and basically military service is mandatory. I’ve got acute asthma and I’ve applied the stamped documents that i got from my hospital stating that physical activity affects me, you know how asthma works.. I was tested at the drafting center by a military doctor by the old speaker to the back method and he scheduled me for a second test which is tomorrow morning. I usually use Symbicort twice a day but i stopped it 2 days ago and I’m feeling some minor pain in my left lung and some wheezing which fades when i cough and i can feel mucus in my throat and sometimes it comes out of my nose which is to be expected and i honestly don’t care and I’m managing it just to escape this 2 year service. Question is how can I worsen my asthma so that the doctor actually sees it more clearly? I know it’s unorthodox and I’m gonna pay for it later but i just don’t care. It’s the military so i don’t think they’ll let me slide that easy lol that’s why I’m doing this. If it was fair I wouldn’t. Thank you
How can I worsen my Asthma to escape the military?
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Get bone spurs, worked for Orange Hitler
What are your triggers? If exercise triggers it, exercise before going in. Dust mites, inhale some dust. Cold, stick your head in the freezer. Whatever usually makes you wheeze, use it.
Hooping cough, it’s brutal it’s like becoming asthmatic for anon asthmatic. Huffing pepper spray probably would also work