what drug would cause someone to eat 2 bags of chocolate chip cookies, 2 bags of gummy worms then masturbate like 10 times?

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Im not really gonna go into detail because the title is quite self explanatory, but our friend has clearly taken something he should not have.

edit: they were the family size bags

Comments

  1. Astrol0gic Avatar

    Sounds like weed to me, maybe alot?.. munchies and horny.

  2. GrandFrogPrince Avatar

    Not sure, but that’s my typical Saturday night.

  3. throwawayt44c Avatar

    Maybe he’s just a cool guy who likes to party?

  4. Plane_Calligrapher50 Avatar

    The munchies is weed, but the masterbation part is more of a stimulant effect. Im intrigued 🤔

  5. rudrax08 Avatar

    Sildenafil I guess.

  6. Historical_Ad_811 Avatar

    Weed if you’re a 14 year old boy

  7. PoopTransplant Avatar

    Seriously might be a manic episode. 

  8. Ok-Mode6499 Avatar

    typical sober afternoon

  9. BaconMeetsCheese Avatar

    American exceptionalism

  10. glowing-fishSCL Avatar

    One thing about a lot of stimulant drugs is that they can make ejaculation very difficult. So masturbating 10 times is…interesting.

  11. Minimum_Run_890 Avatar

    Ah, dudes planning his weekend.

  12. djjamesaf Avatar

    This is why I love Reddit.

  13. Superb-Home2647 Avatar

    Did you count your friend’s loads? How do you know it was 10? If you’re already that close, just ask him what he took

  14. PaintedVillains Avatar

    Zest for life? 

    Really though, just sounds like weed, hahaha!

  15. PM_AsymmetricalBoobs Avatar

    Sounds like he’s sober to me.

  16. pinniped90 Avatar

    Other than blasting rope until you need Tommy John, that sounds like weed.

  17. BigAndTall1968 Avatar

    Drugs? That’s just a Saturday around here… 😏

  18. AzuleStriker Avatar

    Depression. not a drug but would still do the job.

  19. incognito-idiott Avatar

    I don’t know, but now I want some

  20. troutburger30 Avatar

    Sounds like my sober Tuesday night.

  21. MrAmishJoe Avatar

    This was literally me from the ages of 15 to 25. Daily.

  22. indrid-cold- Avatar

    You can just do that

  23. GuardianSkalk Avatar

    Depression or anxiety could be the cause…. I used to masturbate 4-5 times in a night thinking I was just a super horny guy. Turns out nope self dosing for depression and anxiety because of the chemicals getting off releases.

  24. LoanPlus8608 Avatar

    Weed and meth

  25. DobisPeeyar Avatar

    Were you watching him jerk off and counting?

  26. bigolruckus Avatar

    weed then meth

  27. PhilzeeTheElder Avatar

    Sounds like Tuesday.

  28. Ok-Avocado9584 Avatar

    i mean i can get all that done after so much as an arizona iced tea.

  29. shawner136 Avatar

    Edibles. They for sure ate it not smoked it

  30. soaps678 Avatar

    You need drugs for that?

  31. EyesOfTheConcord Avatar

    Cannabis and then either mushrooms or adderall, or maybe just a lot of cannabis

  32. ComfortableSearch704 Avatar

    Curious to know how you know that he masterbated 10 times.

  33. KingMichaelsConsort Avatar

    Ambien lol

    the Walrus always offers an adventure you’ll never remember

  34. Nickhead420 Avatar

    That’s not drugs. That’s depression.

  35. stevoschizoid Avatar

    Ten times? I never jerked it ten times on weed.

    Meth?

  36. Krono5_8666V8 Avatar

    This thread is wild. I think he had weed laced with viagra. Is OP from Hyland Point by any chance?

  37. logicMASS Avatar

    I don’t need drugs for this.

  38. Sydafexx Avatar

    Being fat and lonely

  39. Holyepicafail Avatar

    Shrooms? I knew someone who had them and said he made a milkshake. Apparently he ate a ton and had sex with the song Schism by Tool.

  40. Informal-Tea72 Avatar

    God forbid a man has a good time

  41. DailyCircus Avatar

    “Asking for a friend”… as I am digging for science as well.

  42. Defiant-Aioli8727 Avatar

    Please let me know so I can make sure to avoid it. Be as descriptive as possible.

  43. speschulk Avatar

    I know there is a lot of date rape stuff out there that can be pretty scary as well as intentional highs but if your friend is just eating biscuits and wanking leave them too it, they’re having a lovely time.

  44. Old-Alternative5245 Avatar

    That’s just how I live my life sober, brother

  45. k_princess Avatar

    Can your friend not tell you themself?

  46. VaultdwellingHunter Avatar

    You call it a “drug problem”, I call it Tuesday night.

  47. gnawingonfoot Avatar

    Who needs drugs to do that?

  48. stickonion Avatar

    We can’t help you with the ingredients to your kink

  49. Apprehensive-Bear655 Avatar

    Weed and something else
    Oh, and a whole LOT of weed🤣

  50. ratskim Avatar

    Wait, so you just nonchalantly watched your buddy go to town multiple times while he was high as shit?

    Any openings in your friend group?

  51. Jomo_00 Avatar

    If it was a scary substance he wouldn’t have had an appetite usually.

    This sounds like weed, eating and fapping are both great with weed.

    Also stop counting your mates crusty tissues.

  52. Own-Conclusion8044 Avatar

    Weed and depression ! Great mix