I would say it’s a pretty straightforward fuck up but with a fun accident. This morning things got a little steamy once we assumed the kids were occupied playing in another room. As soon as we thought the coast was clear we started going hard and fast. As we’re really getting into it she’s got her legs behind her head and I’m balancing myself on her thighs which will become important in a moment. During the phase where we stripped each other naked it was assumed one of us locked the door, we did not. So in the middle of furious pounding the door explodes open behind me and my wife, in a moment of sheer terror, snaps her legs back down. The legs which I had previously been balancing my weight on lower portion of. So my arms got locked to my own thighs in a split second and the whole bundle shoved backwards down the bed causing my chin to axe straight into her teeth. Luckily we had kept the blanket over us for a cozy vibe so when I flipped forward it came with me and saved my oldest from being scarred for life. Between the giggling and thrashing in pain she managed to respond with her best toothless granny impression when I tried to check her, causing me to burst out laughing even harder.
TL;DR Neither one of us locked the door and after introducing my chin to her teeth we realized that morning quickies do in fact require some prep work.
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Did she lose any teeth?
Jesus that was hard to read.
I guess it’s time to teach your kids, knock before open
Happy Mother’s day!
Did you finish?
We have a door wedge that gets used occasionally. Better than a locking door imo, as some locks open from the outside (thinking bathroom lock rather than deadlock). Although I sympathise as we don’t normally use the wedge and have had to stop suddenly. Fortunately the stairs are noisy so function as an early warning system😛.