I can’t imagine what it’s like to be desired by your preferred interested gender. Like… That’s such a foreign concept to me. I have a match rate of like 2% online and I feel like I’m a decent dude with a lot to offer.
“Women can put a finger in their vagina and one in their asshole and feel each other through the little wall separating them, and often do so while singing Adele at the top of their lungs.
I am endlessly jealous how easy it is for guys to take a piss while hiking. Like, all they have to do is pay attention to wind direction. I have to find a clear spot with no sticking up twigs or poisonous plants, relatively level so that I can balance in a squat and not have piss pooling round my foot, hope to god that it comes out in a decent stream and doesn’t just dribble, hold trousers and underwear out of the way, and then either wipe (and carry that tissue out in my pack) or just shake and accept that there’s going to be a little bit of pee on my underwear.
While I agree with most women here regarding periods & safety, I won’t be a broken record here- my specific gripe is incredibly niche. As an actor, specifically in live AND recorded theatre, men have a much smaller pool of competition and often get a lot more freedom and opportunity within theatre. Plus, male roles tend to be a lot more 3-dimensional. As a woman, there is a lot of competition for even the smallest roles and I have to work really hard to stand out, meanwhile my partner can stand out by virtue of being male. Also his physical appearance (he’s tall and fairly large and bearded, all sought after features for many roles) but even he acknowledges his privileges within casting thanks to gender.
The male body is more efficient and straightforward. My ex lost 30lbs (13.6kg) from just not drinking so much beer. That was literally it. Still ate junk food and fast food. Still was sedentary. Boom 30lbs gone.
Meanwhile, I can’t lose at all despite all the work I’m doing. It literally doesn’t compute. I’m older and getting into perimenopause, which means more weight gain just because.🙃
Just being stronger and more athletic. It is so awesome. I used to run cross country and the insane difference always made me envious of the boys. I think the fastest i ever ran one mile was 7min 35 seconds and there are guys who can shave 2 min off that time. Just absolute units.
I love being a woman and wouldn’t trade it for the world. Having said that, a pee pipe is incredibly helpful. That’s it. Peeing standing up is the only upside to being a man.
im jealous of people that don’t need to do their hair and makeup before being seen in public. getting ready takes so long and there are so many steps, its so exhausting
How they are able to cut off relationships with no emotions,and sexually kinda do whatever but females are considered Whores if we wanted to do the same.I guess it’s true they are the whore makers 🙄
Guys get to sleep around and no one ever judges them. But a girl goes out with a guy and doesn’t even do anything but still gets thought of as promiscuous in her family based off their assumptions of what she gets up to.
Being able to pack minimally because men just don’t require as many products or garments as women.
Men don’t have to care about skin or aging as much as women.
Men don’t have to shave every inch of their body 2-3 times a week.
Men don’t have to worry about when events fall on the calendar coinciding with how close you’ll be to a bathroom/trash can because you’re bleeding for 5-8 days 🥲
Fathering a child is not going to kill them, change their bodies so radically that they never fully recover, rob them of the life they had, or deprive them of their identity.
I’m jealous that women get so many options for dress attire.
You can wear a dress, a nice skirt, a pants-suit, or any combination of those. Men basically get to choose a blue suit or a black suit. Women can wear a hat with their dress attire, men can’t. (As someone who was balding at 19, there were definitely times I wanted to wear a hat and simply couldn’t.)
I’m also jealous of the support systems women have. As a guy, I feel I get some support from my friends but I can’t be vulnerable around them.
girls can be thinking of the craziest stuff and no one would notice when sometime with guys we get bricked for no reason and sit down and have to hide it
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They don’t get periods .
It would be nice to say something and not have it explained back to you like you’re unable to comprehend your own opinion.
But honestly, I wouldn’t give up being a woman. I like who I am.
No periods
They can’t get pregnant
the variety of clothes
As a gay man they statistically have a larger pool of men to.date.
They can easily stand up to pee.
I’m Sooooo jealous of my guy friends when we spend all day climbing a mountain and they get to pee off the top.
They have better hair and fashion options
Boobs… and multiple consecutive orgasms.
Came to say going topless when hot outside, but someone else said the lack of periods and yeah that wins by a mile
It cuts both ways so I’m sure it’s annoying too but being an even average looking chick at 12am at a dive bar seems like a real confidence booster.
I can’t imagine what it’s like to be desired by your preferred interested gender. Like… That’s such a foreign concept to me. I have a match rate of like 2% online and I feel like I’m a decent dude with a lot to offer.
Remember this comment by /u/landlubber77:
“Women can put a finger in their vagina and one in their asshole and feel each other through the little wall separating them, and often do so while singing Adele at the top of their lungs.
Hellllllooooooo from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiide!”
They can spend time with their children and not get weird looks or accusations.
They can be be expressive in many ways, and not be judged. Our only expression is anger and happy, and it’s our own gender that judges the most.
The muscle building. I wish it was as easy for me to gain skills like pull ups. Actually no I’m most jealous that they don’t have to give birth
Helicopter helicopter 🚁
Most girls can get into a relationship easier.
How freely they move thru society without being questioned and harassed and judged
I can’t even put gas in my car without guys catcalling me and calling me a bitch if I don’t respond “correctly”
or work late at night without people asking me how I get home
or getting my husband’s permission to have medical care performed on me
Or being forced to be pregnant and give birth
Or traveling alone without being assaulted
Or having sex like they prefer without it being subject to everyone’s opinion
Or having religions tell me I am property or less than
Clothes stores on ground floor, men need to take elevator to basement sub level 14 (1 level above the nuclear bunker)
They can easily pee in the woods
Women clothing are beautiful
They aren’t constantly terrified incase they are assaulted
big soft boobs
Women has so much more fashion potential its infuriating.
How absolutely gorgeous they are.
they get to be validly upset over something without being called emotional or on their period
*grr correcting autocorrect
You’re not “babysitting” or “giving mom a break” when you take your own child to the park.
They don’t have to worry what the motives are of every man who talks to them are. That and walking home alone!
I am endlessly jealous how easy it is for guys to take a piss while hiking. Like, all they have to do is pay attention to wind direction. I have to find a clear spot with no sticking up twigs or poisonous plants, relatively level so that I can balance in a squat and not have piss pooling round my foot, hope to god that it comes out in a decent stream and doesn’t just dribble, hold trousers and underwear out of the way, and then either wipe (and carry that tissue out in my pack) or just shake and accept that there’s going to be a little bit of pee on my underwear.
While I agree with most women here regarding periods & safety, I won’t be a broken record here- my specific gripe is incredibly niche. As an actor, specifically in live AND recorded theatre, men have a much smaller pool of competition and often get a lot more freedom and opportunity within theatre. Plus, male roles tend to be a lot more 3-dimensional. As a woman, there is a lot of competition for even the smallest roles and I have to work really hard to stand out, meanwhile my partner can stand out by virtue of being male. Also his physical appearance (he’s tall and fairly large and bearded, all sought after features for many roles) but even he acknowledges his privileges within casting thanks to gender.
The male body is more efficient and straightforward. My ex lost 30lbs (13.6kg) from just not drinking so much beer. That was literally it. Still ate junk food and fast food. Still was sedentary. Boom 30lbs gone.
Meanwhile, I can’t lose at all despite all the work I’m doing. It literally doesn’t compute. I’m older and getting into perimenopause, which means more weight gain just because.🙃
They’re pretty
They are safer in the world and have more freedom.
Let’s be honest here, girls wear cosplay way better than dudes
Not just sewy ones, any !
Medical research is done using them as the baseline, and their health problems are more well-studied.
I wish my clit wasnt so hard to access. If i had a dick, i could jerk it easily.
they can just whip it out and piss anywhere needed without much mess or moving..
Just being stronger and more athletic. It is so awesome. I used to run cross country and the insane difference always made me envious of the boys. I think the fastest i ever ran one mile was 7min 35 seconds and there are guys who can shave 2 min off that time. Just absolute units.
No periods. No expectations to give birth.
The ability to take a good dick without 24 hours of preparation. That’s my answer.
They can travel alone without worry about getting raped especially at night.
general hair distribution
I love being a woman and wouldn’t trade it for the world. Having said that, a pee pipe is incredibly helpful. That’s it. Peeing standing up is the only upside to being a man.
Walking outside alone at night
Doing the piercing and not being pierced
im jealous of people that don’t need to do their hair and makeup before being seen in public. getting ready takes so long and there are so many steps, its so exhausting
Being middle-aged judgement-free.
How naturally strong they are
How they are able to cut off relationships with no emotions,and sexually kinda do whatever but females are considered Whores if we wanted to do the same.I guess it’s true they are the whore makers 🙄
Less judgement for same-sex experimentation
Guys get to sleep around and no one ever judges them. But a girl goes out with a guy and doesn’t even do anything but still gets thought of as promiscuous in her family based off their assumptions of what she gets up to.
Men can’t get pregnant, no menopause, no pms, can build muscle quicker, seem to lose weight faster, can pee standing up
Men have more consistent clothing sizes. It makes shopping much less of a headache.
the better pay ☹️ i feel bad for their erections though like anyone can see if they get a hard on even if they dont mean it
It’s easier for them to date women since there are more straight than gay women 😢 it’s rough out here.
Being able to pack minimally because men just don’t require as many products or garments as women.
Men don’t have to care about skin or aging as much as women.
Men don’t have to shave every inch of their body 2-3 times a week.
Men don’t have to worry about when events fall on the calendar coinciding with how close you’ll be to a bathroom/trash can because you’re bleeding for 5-8 days 🥲
Consistent hormone regulation, don’t experience a sudden jump in physical ageing after a certain point (menopause)
Fathering a child is not going to kill them, change their bodies so radically that they never fully recover, rob them of the life they had, or deprive them of their identity.
I’m jealous that women get so many options for dress attire.
You can wear a dress, a nice skirt, a pants-suit, or any combination of those. Men basically get to choose a blue suit or a black suit. Women can wear a hat with their dress attire, men can’t. (As someone who was balding at 19, there were definitely times I wanted to wear a hat and simply couldn’t.)
I’m also jealous of the support systems women have. As a guy, I feel I get some support from my friends but I can’t be vulnerable around them.
i have to bleed for a week every month for 40 years just because i’m not pregnant and they get to just wack it lol
Playing with children. Kids are cool, but I’m a big dude with a beard 🙁
girls can be thinking of the craziest stuff and no one would notice when sometime with guys we get bricked for no reason and sit down and have to hide it
No periods. No long lasting bodily changes due to childbirth. No perimenopause.
It’s so unfair how boys get to go to Jupiter to get more stupider while I’m stuck at college getting more knowledge (I want to go to Jupiter 😡)
Assumed competence.
I fully believe that women on average have better decision making skills than men.
They seem to be able to fall asleep immediately