What are you most jealous of the opposite gender for?

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What are you most jealous of the opposite gender for?

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  1. Not_kayyyyyx Avatar

    They don’t get periods .

  2. So_Call_Me_Maddie Avatar

    It would be nice to say something and not have it explained back to you like you’re unable to comprehend your own opinion.

    But honestly, I wouldn’t give up being a woman. I like who I am.

  3. Ferngully34 Avatar

    They can’t get pregnant

  4. ZehTorres Avatar

    the variety of clothes

  5. idislikeanthony Avatar

    As a gay man they statistically have a larger pool of men to.date.

  6. Emergency-Milk9399 Avatar

    They can easily stand up to pee.

  7. Fit-Adhesiveness2481 Avatar

    I’m Sooooo jealous of my guy friends when we spend all day climbing a mountain and they get to pee off the top. 

  8. Meatballelt Avatar

    They have better hair and fashion options

  9. Temba-HisArmsWide Avatar

    Boobs… and multiple consecutive orgasms.

  10. manwithyellowhat15 Avatar

    Came to say going topless when hot outside, but someone else said the lack of periods and yeah that wins by a mile

  11. RabbiVolesBassSolo Avatar

    It cuts both ways so I’m sure it’s annoying too but being an even average looking chick at 12am at a dive bar seems like a real confidence booster. 

  12. MilkOfAnesthesia Avatar

    I can’t imagine what it’s like to be desired by your preferred interested gender. Like… That’s such a foreign concept to me. I have a match rate of like 2% online and I feel like I’m a decent dude with a lot to offer.

  13. hunglow13 Avatar

    Remember this comment by /u/landlubber77:

    “Women can put a finger in their vagina and one in their asshole and feel each other through the little wall separating them, and often do so while singing Adele at the top of their lungs.

    Hellllllooooooo from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiide!”

  14. JPMoney81 Avatar

    They can spend time with their children and not get weird looks or accusations.

  15. InertialMind Avatar

    They can be be expressive in many ways, and not be judged. Our only expression is anger and happy, and it’s our own gender that judges the most.

  16. FoghornLegday Avatar

    The muscle building. I wish it was as easy for me to gain skills like pull ups. Actually no I’m most jealous that they don’t have to give birth

  17. myawtf Avatar

    Helicopter helicopter 🚁

  18. Savagesupreme64 Avatar

    Most girls can get into a relationship easier.

  19. only_dick_ratings Avatar

    How freely they move thru society without being questioned and harassed and judged

    I can’t even put gas in my car without guys catcalling me and calling me a bitch if I don’t respond “correctly”

    or work late at night without people asking me how I get home

    or getting my husband’s permission to have medical care performed on me

    Or being forced to be pregnant and give birth

    Or traveling alone without being assaulted

    Or having sex like they prefer without it being subject to everyone’s opinion

    Or having religions tell me I am property or less than

  20. Ob1cannobody Avatar

    Clothes stores on ground floor, men need to take elevator to basement sub level 14 (1 level above the nuclear bunker)

  21. equeni Avatar

    They can easily pee in the woods

  22. Zephyrantes Avatar

    Women clothing are beautiful

  23. SimpleTennis517 Avatar

    They aren’t constantly terrified incase they are assaulted

  24. csch1992 Avatar

    big soft boobs

  25. brokenmessiah Avatar

    Women has so much more fashion potential its infuriating.

  26. Hot-Debate2477 Avatar

    How absolutely gorgeous they are.

  27. LittleLostDoll Avatar

    they get to be validly upset over something without being called emotional or on their period

    *grr  correcting autocorrect 

  28. GorggWashinggmachine Avatar

    You’re not “babysitting” or “giving mom a break” when you take your own child to the park.

  29. cheeky-monkey-2274 Avatar

    They don’t have to worry what the motives are of every man who talks to them are. That and walking home alone!

  30. NarrativeScorpion Avatar

    I am endlessly jealous how easy it is for guys to take a piss while hiking. Like, all they have to do is pay attention to wind direction. I have to find a clear spot with no sticking up twigs or poisonous plants, relatively level so that I can balance in a squat and not have piss pooling round my foot, hope to god that it comes out in a decent stream and doesn’t just dribble, hold trousers and underwear out of the way, and then either wipe (and carry that tissue out in my pack) or just shake and accept that there’s going to be a little bit of pee on my underwear.

  31. tavernlightss Avatar

    While I agree with most women here regarding periods & safety, I won’t be a broken record here- my specific gripe is incredibly niche. As an actor, specifically in live AND recorded theatre, men have a much smaller pool of competition and often get a lot more freedom and opportunity within theatre. Plus, male roles tend to be a lot more 3-dimensional. As a woman, there is a lot of competition for even the smallest roles and I have to work really hard to stand out, meanwhile my partner can stand out by virtue of being male. Also his physical appearance (he’s tall and fairly large and bearded, all sought after features for many roles) but even he acknowledges his privileges within casting thanks to gender.

  32. Any_Individual4272 Avatar

    The male body is more efficient and straightforward. My ex lost 30lbs (13.6kg) from just not drinking so much beer. That was literally it. Still ate junk food and fast food. Still was sedentary. Boom 30lbs gone.

    Meanwhile, I can’t lose at all despite all the work I’m doing. It literally doesn’t compute. I’m older and getting into perimenopause, which means more weight gain just because.🙃

  33. paulrudds Avatar

    They’re pretty

  34. Silver-Commercial728 Avatar

    They are safer in the world and have more freedom.

  35. Dahns Avatar

    Let’s be honest here, girls wear cosplay way better than dudes

    Not just sewy ones, any !

  36. that_weird_hellspawn Avatar

    Medical research is done using them as the baseline, and their health problems are more well-studied.

  37. freshblueskies Avatar

    I wish my clit wasnt so hard to access. If i had a dick, i could jerk it easily.

  38. ADDieurmom Avatar

    they can just whip it out and piss anywhere needed without much mess or moving..

  39. Any_Quantity_8235 Avatar

    Just being stronger and more athletic. It is so awesome. I used to run cross country and the insane difference always made me envious of the boys. I think the fastest i ever ran one mile was 7min 35 seconds and there are guys who can shave 2 min off that time. Just absolute units. 

  40. eve_is_hopeful Avatar

    No periods. No expectations to give birth.

  41. phxkross Avatar

    The ability to take a good dick without 24 hours of preparation. That’s my answer.

  42. Middle-Creepy Avatar

    They can travel alone without worry about getting raped especially at night.

  43. ir_blues Avatar

    general hair distribution

  44. Ohshithereiamagain Avatar

    I love being a woman and wouldn’t trade it for the world. Having said that, a pee pipe is incredibly helpful. That’s it. Peeing standing up is the only upside to being a man.

  45. tzara77 Avatar

    Walking outside alone at night

  46. Kimikohiei Avatar

    Doing the piercing and not being pierced

  47. Adorable-Emphasis652 Avatar

    im jealous of people that don’t need to do their hair and makeup before being seen in public. getting ready takes so long and there are so many steps, its so exhausting

  48. Nose_Whistle Avatar

    Being middle-aged judgement-free.

  49. KhelarsRevenge Avatar

    How naturally strong they are

  50. Moxxi_Opossum Avatar

    How they are able to cut off relationships with no emotions,and sexually kinda do whatever but females are considered Whores if we wanted to do the same.I guess it’s true they are the whore makers 🙄

  51. Big-Carpenter7921 Avatar

    Less judgement for same-sex experimentation

  52. After_Enthusiasm_927 Avatar

    Guys get to sleep around and no one ever judges them. But a girl goes out with a guy and doesn’t even do anything but still gets thought of as promiscuous in her family based off their assumptions of what she gets up to.

  53. pickle_fairywitch69 Avatar

    Men can’t get pregnant, no menopause, no pms, can build muscle quicker, seem to lose weight faster, can pee standing up

  54. hellomidnightautumn Avatar

    Men have more consistent clothing sizes. It makes shopping much less of a headache.

  55. Crvssii Avatar

    the better pay ☹️ i feel bad for their erections though like anyone can see if they get a hard on even if they dont mean it

  56. Guitargirlk Avatar

    It’s easier for them to date women since there are more straight than gay women 😢 it’s rough out here.

  57. Delicious_Salary2394 Avatar

    Being able to pack minimally because men just don’t require as many products or garments as women.

    Men don’t have to care about skin or aging as much as women.

    Men don’t have to shave every inch of their body 2-3 times a week.

    Men don’t have to worry about when events fall on the calendar coinciding with how close you’ll be to a bathroom/trash can because you’re bleeding for 5-8 days 🥲

  58. Any_Technician73 Avatar

    Consistent hormone regulation, don’t experience a sudden jump in physical ageing after a certain point (menopause)

  59. MrsWidgery Avatar

    Fathering a child is not going to kill them, change their bodies so radically that they never fully recover, rob them of the life they had, or deprive them of their identity.

  60. Arbiter_89 Avatar

    I’m jealous that women get so many options for dress attire.

    You can wear a dress, a nice skirt, a pants-suit, or any combination of those. Men basically get to choose a blue suit or a black suit. Women can wear a hat with their dress attire, men can’t. (As someone who was balding at 19, there were definitely times I wanted to wear a hat and simply couldn’t.)

    I’m also jealous of the support systems women have. As a guy, I feel I get some support from my friends but I can’t be vulnerable around them.

  61. crazy_penguin_69 Avatar

    i have to bleed for a week every month for 40 years just because i’m not pregnant and they get to just wack it lol

  62. Casino665 Avatar

    Playing with children. Kids are cool, but I’m a big dude with a beard 🙁

  63. OddPaleontologist14 Avatar

    girls can be thinking of the craziest stuff and no one would notice when sometime with guys we get bricked for no reason and sit down and have to hide it

  64. Aggravating_Look_643 Avatar

    No periods. No long lasting bodily changes due to childbirth. No perimenopause.

  65. blackberry-slushie Avatar

    It’s so unfair how boys get to go to Jupiter to get more stupider while I’m stuck at college getting more knowledge (I want to go to Jupiter 😡)

  66. 11Ellie17 Avatar

    Assumed competence.

  67. DanielSFX Avatar

    I fully believe that women on average have better decision making skills than men.

  68. jlynnj99 Avatar

    They seem to be able to fall asleep immediately