What are some things 80s kids could do that kids these days cant?

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What are some things 80s kids could do that kids these days cant?

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  1. nodalfuckcircle1111 Avatar

    Smoke cigarettes at school

  2. SchrodingersNutsack Avatar

    Play with lawn darts

  3. goldbricker83 Avatar

    Get their picture on the side of a milk carton

  4. LostAmidMyExistence Avatar

    Tire rolling with a thin stick. Absolutely amazing.

  5. TinyDancer1188 Avatar

    Have fun and enjoy life without recording it and worrying about how everyone else will see and judge it.

  6. pluribusduim Avatar

    Communicate without a cell phone.

  7. East-Bike4808 Avatar

    Use a rotary phone. Go out by ourselves at like… 10 years old and be trusted to just stay in the neighborhood and come home or call by the time street lights came on. We could also smoke cigarettes in a way that people saw as “cool”.

  8. Hellabaydude Avatar

    Get theirselves home from school

  9. retro_lady Avatar

    Burning their legs on a metal slide in 90 degree weather.

  10. zap_p25 Avatar

    Stay out until the TV asked their parents if they knew where they were.

  11. OscarMioh Avatar

    Buy Good Cheap Cocaine

  12. RadiantBlue7 Avatar

    Be alone with their thoughts

  13. OB1KENOB Avatar

    Encounter supernatural forces and monsters from the upside-down world.

  14. Honny_Bun Avatar

    Ride on the back of a truck or station wagon with no seat belt.

  15. silkentab Avatar

    play outside alone without CPS being called on their parents

  16. Wooden-Glove-2384 Avatar

    Jesus Christ … we were damn near unsupervised and our parents didn’t give a shit

    so … pretty much everything

  17. GeorgeSorosJr Avatar
  18. adamsmechanicalhvac Avatar

    Be a mile deep in the woods unattended with 2 other morons at 8 to 10 years old doing insane dangerous dumb ass things. 

  19. Sad_Cream8868 Avatar

    Prank call people randomly selected from the phone book. Kids these days will never know the thrill and hilarity that transpire. Hell, I consider it a rite of passage.

  20. TheReader016 Avatar

    Have friends wtihout having phones

  21. Soaring670 Avatar

    Watch Empire Strikes Back ending unspoiled.

  22. jaygatz76 Avatar

    Stay out all day riding bikes without the slightest interaction with parents.

  23. Typical_Year_7506 Avatar
  24. fatlipdogbit Avatar

    Spend hours outside with nothing to tell us to come home but the street lights turning on

  25. Worldly_You_8195 Avatar

    defend themselves an not get suspended

  26. LadyWalks Avatar

    Get away with stuff.

  27. IntrepidProposal2831 Avatar

    My dad and everyone in his school called the game king of the hill “smear the queer”💀

  28. Hot-Trainer-6491 Avatar

    Find a payphone. Get to a destination by using a map.

  29. MangoDry7358 Avatar

    Exist without anxiety

  30. p38-lightning Avatar

    Read cursive.
    I’m retired and I volunteer at a history archives where I transcribe 18th century documents written in cursive. They just interviewed a college junior for a summer internship. He literally can’t read cursive.

  31. BadCatNoNoNoNo Avatar

    Free play with zero parental supervision.

  32. mergelefthere Avatar

    Go to arcades with rolls of quarters

  33. foamingdogfever Avatar

    Find porn in a bush.

  34. jstmenow Avatar

    Drink at a park Friday night and not get hassled until midnight. Then cops would just make sure someone was sober to drive home after emptying out remaining alcohol or “confiscate” unopened. 

  35. Revolutionary_Fun_11 Avatar

    Find authentic era hippies in their 40s smoking pot in the woods behind your house

  36. northofreality197 Avatar

    Go outside without adult supervision.

  37. OldBanjoFrog Avatar

    Dewey Decimal System 

  38. Dagobot78 Avatar

    Rotary phone.

  39. psilome Avatar

    For better or worse, get in a fist fight with a buddy on school grounds and not go to jail. But also know the limits and when to stop.

  40. GroovyGranny65 Avatar

    Ride in the back of a pickup truck

  41. lowaltflier Avatar

    Ding dong ditch.

  42. Sir_Guinness27 Avatar

    Get into a fight or argument with your best friends and go home after and then not have 65 text messages and phone calls continuing the fight… so when you got back to school the next day, you both forgot about why you were mad and moved on. Learning that many arguments aren’t life or death issues that are worth blowing up friendships.

    Sadly, too many 80s kids have forgotten that lesson

  43. clearly_not_an_alt Avatar

    Remember a phone number.

  44. CrazyAspie88 Avatar

    Play with crazy dangerous and cool fireworks, like M-1000’s and Roman Candles

  45. OrthodoxAnarchoMom Avatar

    Jump into a ball pit

  46. ExpressionAlarmed675 Avatar

    Go play outside till the street lights come on.

  47. shinyRedButton Avatar

    Bad boy shit without being caught on security camera.

  48. PrincessFister Avatar

    Roam around freely.

    Between the ages of 5 and 8, I don’t recall there ever being an adult until dinner time, just older kids feeding us little ones random bits. We’d play all over the place, living down in a beach town so most summer days swimming or playing on the rocks.

    My sister had a bad accident and almost died. The extent of her injury could have been avoided had there been adults around to notice. and that kinda made my parents rethink leaving us on our own while they worked in the city an hour away.

    It’s the prime example of why people don’t do it now with their kids, but those really were some awesome days.

  49. DoublePostedBroski Avatar

    Be able to wait at the school bus stop without mommy sitting in the car 10 feet away making sure a boogeyman doesn’t come.

    Be able to ride a bike around town all day with the only provision to be back for dinner.

  50. mostlygray Avatar

    Buying cigarettes is the big one. Not being harassed by adults for being on your own with no supervision. Basically being on your own, being friends with adults as peers (nothing creepy, adults just treated you as equals). People didn’t mess with you.

    It was pretty cool. You were on your own, and you liked it like that.

  51. DaDream Avatar

    The excitement of getting toys/ prizes in the cereal box…

  52. thoawaydatrash Avatar

    Meet friends and family at the gate at an airport.

  53. Fit_Seaworthiness387 Avatar

    Steal lumber from a site to build your fort.

  54. JimmyV080 Avatar

    I could go in a gas station at 5 years old and buy a pack of cigarettes for my great grandma with a note because she wouldn’t get out of the car.

  55. billyTjames Avatar

    Run amok in the neighbourhood…the only rule was be home when the street lights turned on (dinner time)

    We were the last of the free range children…care free and happy

  56. DTRite Avatar

    Qualudes.

  57. TaylorPromptly Avatar

    Cursive handwriting

  58. audiodesigndan Avatar

    Be a fan of OJ Simpson.

  59. DTRite Avatar

    Pops told me to not bring home the cops or a pregnant girl. Other than that, I was free range. Had my own car at 16, I pretty much did whatever the fuck I wanted.

  60. Kirby3413 Avatar

    Get home without directions.

  61. ih8javert Avatar

    Use the Dewey decimal system to find books in the library

  62. deltarefund Avatar

    Tape Record a song off the radio

  63. Joe_Franks Avatar

    We could do anything we wanted. Literally anything and no chances of being caught unless we got snitched on.

  64. peaveyftw Avatar

    Wander around outside. These days some karen would call the cops about unattended kids and the parents would be arrested.

  65. Handofdoom222 Avatar

    Walk off a crappy ass job on a Friday afternoon and have another job by Monday or Tuesday the following week.

  66. Sandpaper_Pants Avatar

    Play arcade games for a quarter.

  67. mariemaea30 Avatar

    Use pay phones collect call to leave a msg without paying! lol
    Do you accept the call from : “hi mom I arrived bye! “ I remember the big yellow phone book with everyone’s phone number and home adresse you can find people easy with that.
    Being out late until 10 pm good old time

  68. Asidious66 Avatar

    Put a chain back on a bike.

  69. KoRaZee Avatar

    Speak freely with all people in their peer group and not get shot.

  70. Public-Ice-1270 Avatar

    Drive a manual transmission

  71. PooCube Avatar

    Bleed a damn radiator

  72. udaami Avatar

    Did someone say read and write cursive?

  73. vengeful_bunny Avatar

    Afford their rent?

  74. manderifffic Avatar

    Walk or ride their bikes to a nearby gas station/grocery store/fast food restaurant with their friends for a snack

  75. Smirks Avatar

    Operate a rotary phone, or even know what one is. Same for a typewriter.

  76. dontpaytheransom Avatar

    Ride your bike to the local gas station to buy cigarettes for your mom, when you’re 10 years old.

  77. Whitestealth74 Avatar

    walk to school and be home alone for hours on end.

  78. kobuta99 Avatar

    Read and write cursive

  79. Constant_Octopus Avatar

    Of all the stupid – play outside, fall , skin my knee, shit I did as a kid, I NEVER ran or walked into a street or sidewalk without looking. Now it’s fucking rampant in my area where kids ( and so called adults) walk SLOWLY into traffic without stopping to look if it’s clear whether they’re glued to a phone or not.

  80. Run-And_Gun Avatar

    Do anything outside alone or with just your friends. Ride your bike to a friend’s house alone, even though they lived blocks away, or even further. Be dropped off at the mall or the movies with just your friends. Walk or ride your bike to/from elementary school by yourself. Come home from school to an empty house for hours before your parents got home from work. Four people riding in a two seat car. Ride in the bed of a pick-up truck on the open road. Get a Happy Meal with an actual toy in it. Walk into a convenient store and buy a soft drink for a quarter. Buy a realistic looking snub-nose revolver pop-gun in a convenient store for a couple of bucks.

  81. Nngor Avatar

    Read write cursive

  82. rawker86 Avatar

    Buy a house.

  83. Careful-Solid622 Avatar

    I remember no seatbelts in the car. It was weird if you used one. Strangely it seemed like less bad car accidents also.

  84. swampfish Avatar

    Fix a computer.

  85. polarityofmarriage Avatar

    Go outside when the sun’s up, ride your bike off into the distance and show back up home when the street lights came on.

  86. juanitowpg Avatar

    Not sure about this one but, read an analog clock. ?

  87. blazer243 Avatar

    Add, subtract, multiply, divide, sound out words, be on time, buckle down.

  88. Sleep_Well_Simp Avatar

    Smoke cigs, even at the high school, they had smoking areas. Ride bicycles literally 30 miles away from your house at 10 -16 years old. Nobody would fw you either. Not where I was from anyway. 80s kids could look at each other and were required to have in person or landline phone conversations. No screens. Ohhh how I miss those days.

  89. YouveGotMettle Avatar

    Play outside.
    Be creative.
    Actually interact with people in the same room at the same time.

  90. Healthy_Comfort9253 Avatar

    Survive without a phone?

  91. Flipgirlnarie Avatar

    Go outside and play till the wee hours.
    Walk to school by themselves.
    Not cry when they have a boo boo. Or when they have to do chores.
    Take a spanking or whippin’.
    Get the strap at school.
    Learn the meaning of the word ‘no’.

  92. ShoddyExplanation553 Avatar

    Play outside safely, even if it was a few streets away.

  93. CorvidCuriosity Avatar

    Read a couple of sentences without skipping words, or do basic arithmetic without a calculator.

  94. Piczoid Avatar

    Watch silent but free porn on UHF TV by twisting a tuning knob just right

  95. nhavar Avatar

    Take a shortcut through a neighbors yard without getting shot

  96. Douchecanoenozzle Avatar

    Memorized a lot of phone numbers.

  97. Illustrious-Line-984 Avatar

    Riding a bicycle without a helmet. No one dared to wear a helmet.

  98. Aggressive-Coconut0 Avatar
  99. -Allthekittens- Avatar

    Walk to school alone

  100. solaniisrex Avatar

    Watch Saturday morning cartoons.

  101. OrionSire Avatar

    Stay outside for 4 hours.

  102. AuroraGoraAlis Avatar

    Walk into a store with $1.00 and walk out with 100 candies without a 5 finger discount.

  103. TheBikerMidwife Avatar

    Cycle miles to your friends house to see if they could come out to play, only to be told no, and have to cycle on to the next friend. Mum actually had a phone but it was too expensive to even ask to use it.

  104. Bigjoemonger Avatar

    Play cops and robbers outside with toy guns.

  105. amn70 Avatar

    Go more than 50 ft from our front door without someone calling the cops or CPS for a child endangerment.

  106. bad72kitty Avatar

    Make change without a calculator or a till.

  107. Lord_Bentley Avatar

    Go a week without using a phone!

    Take a joke

    Show respect

    Enjoy what it was like to plant your ass in front of your TV on a Saturday morning with cereal, milk and some other sugary snacks and watch all the cartoons from sometimes 6am to early evening, get up and go bike riding to your friends house to play Nintendo!

  108. Thin-Pool8294 Avatar

    Roll in the back of a pick up truck. Fake smoke candy cigarettes. Put on toxic plastic Halloween masks you could barely breathe through. Watch Cartoons on a Saturday morning.

  109. taco_jones Avatar

    Set a VCR clock

  110. GWindborn Avatar

    Memorize phone numbers. I bet I had 20 phone numbers in my head. Friends, family, etc.

  111. peter303_ Avatar

    Handwriting.

  112. Dr_Dickfart Avatar

    Afford to buy a house when they grow up

  113. ladis_washaroom Avatar

    Today’s kids will never know how cool arcade games were.

    Tekken
    King of fighters 97 (my fav)
    Metal slug

  114. Throwaway477644 Avatar

    Ride in a car without seatbelts.

  115. DaSchizzalk Avatar

    Hit a nail with a hammer.

  116. KiwiBirdPerson Avatar

    Have social skills