I’d switch their phone orientation from portrait to landscape every time they try to scroll. Just enough to drive ’em insane without being too obvious. 😈📱
Either moving phone chargers to different outlets that are inconvenient, or putting socks away in mismatching pairs after the person puts them away as matches.
I’d be constantly acting like the 12 yo boy my wife thinks I am. Wet Willie’s, purple nurples (men only- I’m not a perv ghost), nuggies and butt pinches.
Adjust the thermostat, hide their toothbrush, swap the sock and undies drawers, put their utensil drawer in upside down, stand (float?) outside the shower and flush often, wait till they’re sitting to supper and ring the doorbell- every time they sit.
Assuming I had the power to; move their stuff….like anything. Put your keys by the dryer instead by the front door. Move your car 10 spaces from where you originally parked. Move your house to the other end of the street.
Making people lose their favorite things all the time! For example, to make them find their phones and keys as if they were lost at any moment. If they always find it, it will be in its right place, but I would hide it in the same way so that they would lose it again.
Put a small stone in their shoe each time they have to put it on and slowly watch them lose their sanity wondering why and how small stones keep appearing in their shoe.
Turn the lights and water on when they’re not home and then off before they get home, so I’m actively costing them more money without them ever knowing it
make some noise then stop like for 30 min then again and again but it is only when they are alone and it os super nice if he was wearing headphones
i will make a shadow and let him catch a second of it then despair making it super often till that person think he needs to go to a therapist when he go i will go with him i will whisper in his ear that the person infront isn’t real he is died fortunately he will believe it then after that the therapist will think he is crazy then after all that he goes to the hospital after that i will be all the way with him just till i feel it isn’t that fun anymore and go to another person
wahahahaaaahhaaaahhaaa😁
I wouldn’t want to do anything annoying. I’d be a cool ghost; I’d switch dripping taps off, scare off prowlers, shut the fridge door, make sure the gas is off, play with the cat or dog while you’re at work…
If I HAD to be annoying, though, I’d make sure your keys and/or wallet were always in a different place from where you left them.
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I would move stuff but just a few centimeters.
they would be highly confused and would ask themself : wait wanst that thing over there a few seconds ago?
It depends on how much power I would have lol
Hide their things lol
Jamming their drawers at work
I prefer act like Jim Halpert from the Office
Keep hiding the house keys
Auto-correcting their texts from beyond the grave.
I’d switch their phone orientation from portrait to landscape every time they try to scroll. Just enough to drive ’em insane without being too obvious. 😈📱
Put my cold feet on his back still when he’s falling asleep
Make the buzzing noise in their ears while they are trying to sleep.
Would regularly hide the condoms.
Probably going down on people in the night or tripping people on the street
I’d move my ghostly figure on top of people that are sleeping so they’d be super cold if they try to leave bed to go pee.
-Kill the wifi/wirless signal on their phones
Definitely flushing your toilet mid poo
take the things they were just holding in their hands to make them freak out and look for it
Hide their remotes
Eat their food
Anytime someone tries to slam a door I’ll slow it down and make sure they never slam a door in their life
Crop dusting.
Either moving phone chargers to different outlets that are inconvenient, or putting socks away in mismatching pairs after the person puts them away as matches.
Slightly open one kitchen drawer every time they leave the room
Walk through people. It would especially annoy my enemies.
I’d be constantly acting like the 12 yo boy my wife thinks I am. Wet Willie’s, purple nurples (men only- I’m not a perv ghost), nuggies and butt pinches.
If I catch my friend’s significant other cheating, then I would make his phone glitch every time he is texting the mistress
Pull their pants down at inopurtune moments and tie shoelaces together
WEDGIES… FR
Fold the toilet paper in the dispenser in such a way you can’t pull from it.
Hide the car keys
Open cabinet and microwave doors and leave lights on.
Adjust the thermostat, hide their toothbrush, swap the sock and undies drawers, put their utensil drawer in upside down, stand (float?) outside the shower and flush often, wait till they’re sitting to supper and ring the doorbell- every time they sit.
Call people and tell them you have a great offer on an extended warranty for their vehicle.
I wouldn’t target randos, I’d be a poltergeist to Piers Morgan and I’d love every second
Possess someone and make them constantly need to sneeze without ever sneezing
Push on their bladders so they always feel like they have to pee.
Hide their toilet paper.
untie their shoelaces whenever they sit down
Reversing the batteries in all electronics
Every day, at least one light you turn on at random instantly burns out with a loud pop
Stop their washer mid cycle.
Assuming I had the power to; move their stuff….like anything. Put your keys by the dryer instead by the front door. Move your car 10 spaces from where you originally parked. Move your house to the other end of the street.
etc.
Adjust their thermostat.
Hide silverware.
twist the knob on their faucets so it just ever so slightly drips.
Tickle them. No one can see me right? Imagine how crazy they’d look just freaking out and laughing mid conversation 🙂
Making people lose their favorite things all the time! For example, to make them find their phones and keys as if they were lost at any moment. If they always find it, it will be in its right place, but I would hide it in the same way so that they would lose it again.
Spill everyones drink. The second you pour it. I show up to spill it.
I would gleek on them.
Pressing random buttons in elevators or stopping automatic doors from working
Tap their butts
Tie long hair together.
Stand inside of people to make them cold.
Read people their favorite books purposely mispronounce the character names
turn on the lights in a room where they thought they’d turned them off.
Rotate one battery on the remote so it wouldn’t work.
Ethereal wet-willies. Every time they’re almost asleep.
Move stuff around, throw stuff away, take off the covers halfway through the night. Leave little creepy notes. Not thinking on a big scale here lol
Move furniture around and ring the door bell
Put a small stone in their shoe each time they have to put it on and slowly watch them lose their sanity wondering why and how small stones keep appearing in their shoe.
Killing the battery in the smoke detector at 2am
Just as someone is about to post an incredibly long wall of text, I’d hit the erase button on their phone.
Loud chewing-with-mouth-open noises
tickle the end of their nose when their hands are covered in goo
Change all the times on their alarms.
Turn off the TV during important moments of sporting events.
Hide their phone
Hide all the knives
I would just move stuff or jump out at people. That would have my little ghost self roaring with laughter 😂
Leave the toilet seat up. Every. Damn. Time.
Press an extra key when theyre entering passwords on their computer
Keep hitting send on their smart phone texting mid word
Pull down the sleeves while washing hands.
I’d take most of their bread and only leave the ends
I’d stand next to them, stick my finger in their ear and repeat, “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you…”
Make fart noises when that person is on a date
Steal their phones
Kick the heels of people walking
Tilt any frames at a certain angle whenever the person isn’t lookin’ or not within the room they’re in.
I would move stuff around in the fridge.
Or upper tank their toilet.
I know I know ghosts dont shit. I would use dog shit that I would collect at the dog park.
Stomp all around their attic floor!
Lower the shower pressure every so slightly every day lol
Put water in their shoes each morning
Turn the lights and water on when they’re not home and then off before they get home, so I’m actively costing them more money without them ever knowing it
Set an alarm 3am in the morning
I’d constantly remove their stuff they just put down, till they left the room, then i would put it back.
I’d appear whenever they opened their sock drawer to pull out a sex toy and just float above the bed.
i would be proving those people wrong that say ghosts aren’t real
I would move everything they put down as soon as they turned their back.
make some noise then stop like for 30 min then again and again but it is only when they are alone and it os super nice if he was wearing headphones
i will make a shadow and let him catch a second of it then despair making it super often till that person think he needs to go to a therapist when he go i will go with him i will whisper in his ear that the person infront isn’t real he is died fortunately he will believe it then after that the therapist will think he is crazy then after all that he goes to the hospital after that i will be all the way with him just till i feel it isn’t that fun anymore and go to another person
wahahahaaaahhaaaahhaaa😁
prevent disposable paper products (like toilet paper or paper towels) from tearing perfectly along the perforations, every time
I wouldn’t want to do anything annoying. I’d be a cool ghost; I’d switch dripping taps off, scare off prowlers, shut the fridge door, make sure the gas is off, play with the cat or dog while you’re at work…
If I HAD to be annoying, though, I’d make sure your keys and/or wallet were always in a different place from where you left them.
I would do the only things ghosts seem to be able to do. Turn lights on/off and slowly open doors.
Pull people’s pants down repeatedly
Unplug phone chargers
Hunt for d-bags revving their engine at night and steal their keys. Shit maybe blow out the engine, could a ghost do that?
Saying “bless you” when people sneeze while they’re alone.
Tie people’s shoelaces together
Each time they do laundry, take one sock and hide it in the attic. Then, place one random wire hanger on the floor of their laundry room.
It’s what the ghost in my house does, so I figure I’d be a malicious copycat.
Hide their belongings in weird places. Like the remote in the fridge.
Playing metal at weird times.
I’d slip into every MRI scan ever.
Unscrew light bulbs until they just flicker on and off.
Change the channel on the tv randomly
Trip em !!
Get the wire stuck on the doorknob for the people still using wired headphones/earbuds
Place criminal items in their houses and let them take the blame
Every time they sit down I’d put something under them as they sit. That way when they sit they always go “ow, what the hell is that?”
Drop foul Crohn’s farts when the living are trying to get intimate
Haunt the hell out of the people who did me wrong in my life. 👻
Flip up toupees. Brush down laminated brows. Just all sorts of mischief.
Squirt ectoplasm over all their screens.
Make every tweet that JK sends be positive instead of trans/aphobic.
Move their lanyard eve4y day before work
Remove the TV remote batteries.
Scare them.
When they stick the key in and unlock the door, I’m gonna lock it back over and over again