If you were a ghost, what would be the most annoying thing you’d do to people?

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If you were a ghost, what would be the most annoying thing you’d do to people?

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  1. Ambitious-Sky-6457 Avatar

    I would move stuff but just a few centimeters.

    they would be highly confused and would ask themself : wait wanst that thing over there a few seconds ago?

  2. [deleted] Avatar

    It depends on how much power I would have lol

  3. JuanG_13 Avatar

    Hide their things lol

  4. No_Club_8480 Avatar

    Jamming their drawers at work

    I prefer act like Jim Halpert from the Office

  5. OscarMioh Avatar

    Keep hiding the house keys

  6. Outrageous_Leek_4972 Avatar

    Auto-correcting their texts from beyond the grave.

  7. Hour-Science2918 Avatar

    I’d switch their phone orientation from portrait to landscape every time they try to scroll. Just enough to drive ’em insane without being too obvious. 😈📱

  8. rayyyyzin Avatar

    Put my cold feet on his back still when he’s falling asleep

  9. a_confused_duckling Avatar

    Make the buzzing noise in their ears while they are trying to sleep.

  10. Livid_Programmer8202 Avatar

    Would regularly hide the condoms.

  11. Heathen_IX Avatar

    Probably going down on people in the night or tripping people on the street

  12. ABigNothingBurger Avatar

    I’d move my ghostly figure on top of people that are sleeping so they’d be super cold if they try to leave bed to go pee.

  13. Any-Age-9130 Avatar

    -Kill the wifi/wirless signal on their phones

  14. Quinfinitevoid Avatar

    Definitely flushing your toilet mid poo

  15. TraditionalCow288 Avatar

    take the things they were just holding in their hands to make them freak out and look for it

  16. chestergreene Avatar

    Hide their remotes

  17. PeopleAddict Avatar

    Eat their food

  18. isthatabom- Avatar

    Anytime someone tries to slam a door I’ll slow it down and make sure they never slam a door in their life

  19. Select_Notice_4813 Avatar

    Either moving phone chargers to different outlets that are inconvenient, or putting socks away in mismatching pairs after the person puts them away as matches.

  20. puck126 Avatar

    Slightly open one kitchen drawer every time they leave the room

  21. FirefighterGrand6263 Avatar

    Walk through people. It would especially annoy my enemies.

  22. BionicGimpster Avatar

    I’d be constantly acting like the 12 yo boy my wife thinks I am. Wet Willie’s, purple nurples (men only- I’m not a perv ghost), nuggies and butt pinches.

  23. ConfidentItem2477 Avatar

    If I catch my friend’s significant other cheating, then I would make his phone glitch every time he is texting the mistress

  24. UnjustlyBannedByMods Avatar

    Pull their pants down at inopurtune moments and tie shoelaces together

  25. Teadon Avatar

    Fold the toilet paper in the dispenser in such a way you can’t pull from it.

  26. TheeOGBadBb Avatar

    Hide the car keys

  27. ILL_Nature1980 Avatar

    Open cabinet and microwave doors and leave lights on.

  28. LuluBelle_Jones Avatar

    Adjust the thermostat, hide their toothbrush, swap the sock and undies drawers, put their utensil drawer in upside down, stand (float?) outside the shower and flush often, wait till they’re sitting to supper and ring the doorbell- every time they sit.

  29. Camel_Holocaust Avatar

    Call people and tell them you have a great offer on an extended warranty for their vehicle.

  30. TheOtherJohnson Avatar

    I wouldn’t target randos, I’d be a poltergeist to Piers Morgan and I’d love every second

  31. Average_Kerbal1163 Avatar

    Possess someone and make them constantly need to sneeze without ever sneezing

  32. Grigsbyjawn Avatar

    Push on their bladders so they always feel like they have to pee.

  33. pump-n_munch Avatar

    Hide their toilet paper.

  34. Bubblegumprincexx Avatar

    untie their shoelaces whenever they sit down

  35. Ok_Prior9068 Avatar

    Reversing the batteries in all electronics

  36. foxtrot_delta_tango_ Avatar

    Every day, at least one light you turn on at random instantly burns out with a loud pop

  37. angieebeth Avatar

    Stop their washer mid cycle.

  38. h1r0ll3r Avatar

    Assuming I had the power to; move their stuff….like anything. Put your keys by the dryer instead by the front door. Move your car 10 spaces from where you originally parked. Move your house to the other end of the street.

    etc.

  39. Trax-M Avatar

    Adjust their thermostat.

  40. Ok-Truck-5526 Avatar

    Hide silverware.

  41. Low_Stretch4554 Avatar

    twist the knob on their faucets so it just ever so slightly drips.

  42. Throwaway19447291 Avatar

    Tickle them. No one can see me right? Imagine how crazy they’d look just freaking out and laughing mid conversation 🙂

  43. JoanneMora Avatar

    Making people lose their favorite things all the time! For example, to make them find their phones and keys as if they were lost at any moment. If they always find it, it will be in its right place, but I would hide it in the same way so that they would lose it again.

  44. IndividualMurky6474 Avatar

    Spill everyones drink. The second you pour it. I show up to spill it.

  45. justadair Avatar

    I would gleek on them.

  46. Always_theNervous Avatar

    Pressing random buttons in elevators or stopping automatic doors from working

  47. Exoticpisces333 Avatar

    Tap their butts

  48. smellymarmut Avatar

    Tie long hair together.

  49. HeadLong8136 Avatar

    Stand inside of people to make them cold.

  50. Nipplelesshorse Avatar

    Read people their favorite books purposely mispronounce the character names

  51. penguin_in_the_dark Avatar

    turn on the lights in a room where they thought they’d turned them off.

  52. married98105 Avatar

    Rotate one battery on the remote so it wouldn’t work.

  53. Sarge1387 Avatar

    Ethereal wet-willies. Every time they’re almost asleep.

  54. kel36 Avatar

    Move stuff around, throw stuff away, take off the covers halfway through the night. Leave little creepy notes. Not thinking on a big scale here lol

  55. Lead_AsBest0s84 Avatar

    Move furniture around and ring the door bell

  56. Thepuppeteer777777 Avatar

    Put a small stone in their shoe each time they have to put it on and slowly watch them lose their sanity wondering why and how small stones keep appearing in their shoe.

  57. TemporaryAmbassador1 Avatar

    Killing the battery in the smoke detector at 2am

  58. Hot-Ticket-1439 Avatar

    Just as someone is about to post an incredibly long wall of text, I’d hit the erase button on their phone.

  59. loptopandbingo Avatar

    Loud chewing-with-mouth-open noises

  60. sphinxyhiggins Avatar

    tickle the end of their nose when their hands are covered in goo

  61. Ritaredditonce Avatar

    Change all the times on their alarms.

  62. iamcode101 Avatar

    Turn off the TV during important moments of sporting events.

  63. EmFiveBlue Avatar

    Hide all the knives

  64. 64ca Avatar

    I would just move stuff or jump out at people. That would have my little ghost self roaring with laughter 😂

  65. Imperius_Mortem200 Avatar

    Leave the toilet seat up. Every. Damn. Time.

  66. aroaceslut900 Avatar

    Press an extra key when theyre entering passwords on their computer

  67. motherofguineapigz Avatar

    Keep hitting send on their smart phone texting mid word

  68. Der_mit_dem_MG Avatar

    Pull down the sleeves while washing hands.

  69. FamousAtticus Avatar

    I’d take most of their bread and only leave the ends

  70. Emergency_Property_2 Avatar

    I’d stand next to them, stick my finger in their ear and repeat, “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you…”

  71. deepinyou33 Avatar

    Make fart noises when that person is on a date

  72. Even-Leg375 Avatar

    Steal their phones

  73. -w-o-r-d-s- Avatar

    Kick the heels of people walking

  74. RedTheRookie Avatar

    Tilt any frames at a certain angle whenever the person isn’t lookin’ or not within the room they’re in.

  75. pyroskunkz Avatar

    I would move stuff around in the fridge.

    Or upper tank their toilet.

    I know I know ghosts dont shit. I would use dog shit that I would collect at the dog park.

  76. Giddyboy1972 Avatar

    Stomp all around their attic floor!

  77. cjcapp Avatar

    Lower the shower pressure every so slightly every day lol

  78. YukariYakum0 Avatar

    Put water in their shoes each morning

  79. itsLustra Avatar

    Turn the lights and water on when they’re not home and then off before they get home, so I’m actively costing them more money without them ever knowing it

  80. Electrical-Long-3739 Avatar

    Set an alarm 3am in the morning

  81. largos7289 Avatar

    I’d constantly remove their stuff they just put down, till they left the room, then i would put it back.

  82. ClownfishSoup Avatar

    I’d appear whenever they opened their sock drawer to pull out a sex toy and just float above the bed.

  83. Virtual_Paramedic_63 Avatar

    i would be proving those people wrong that say ghosts aren’t real

  84. Wickedbitchoftheuk Avatar

    I would move everything they put down as soon as they turned their back.

  85. pink-rabbi Avatar

    make some noise then stop like for 30 min then again and again but it is only when they are alone and it os super nice if he was wearing headphones
    i will make a shadow and let him catch a second of it then despair making it super often till that person think he needs to go to a therapist when he go i will go with him i will whisper in his ear that the person infront isn’t real he is died fortunately he will believe it then after that the therapist will think he is crazy then after all that he goes to the hospital after that i will be all the way with him just till i feel it isn’t that fun anymore and go to another person
    wahahahaaaahhaaaahhaaa😁

  86. madnux8 Avatar

    prevent disposable paper products (like toilet paper or paper towels) from tearing perfectly along the perforations, every time

  87. MagicSPA Avatar

    I wouldn’t want to do anything annoying. I’d be a cool ghost; I’d switch dripping taps off, scare off prowlers, shut the fridge door, make sure the gas is off, play with the cat or dog while you’re at work…

    If I HAD to be annoying, though, I’d make sure your keys and/or wallet were always in a different place from where you left them.

  88. Jaymanchu Avatar

    I would do the only things ghosts seem to be able to do. Turn lights on/off and slowly open doors.

  89. bpsmith1972 Avatar

    Pull people’s pants down repeatedly

  90. Educational_Tell2228 Avatar

    Unplug phone chargers

  91. Wrong-Landscape-2508 Avatar

    Hunt for d-bags revving their engine at night and steal their keys. Shit maybe blow out the engine, could a ghost do that?

  92. OhTheHueManatee Avatar

    Saying “bless you” when people sneeze while they’re alone.

  93. NillaGorillaaa Avatar

    Tie people’s shoelaces together

  94. No_Pie2501 Avatar

    Each time they do laundry, take one sock and hide it in the attic. Then, place one random wire hanger on the floor of their laundry room.

    It’s what the ghost in my house does, so I figure I’d be a malicious copycat.

  95. SuchTutor6509 Avatar

    Hide their belongings in weird places. Like the remote in the fridge.

  96. Natataya Avatar

    Playing metal at weird times.

  97. Good_Beautiful_6727 Avatar

    I’d slip into every MRI scan ever. 

  98. Kycatfan Avatar

    Unscrew light bulbs until they just flicker on and off.

  99. Additional-Bit-1662 Avatar

    Change the channel on the tv randomly

  100. thrillho613 Avatar

    Get the wire stuck on the doorknob for the people still using wired headphones/earbuds

  101. greyjedimaster77 Avatar

    Place criminal items in their houses and let them take the blame

  102. Apprehensive-List794 Avatar

    Every time they sit down I’d put something under them as they sit. That way when they sit they always go “ow, what the hell is that?”

  103. scipio79 Avatar

    Drop foul Crohn’s farts when the living are trying to get intimate

  104. GiveMeRoom Avatar

    Haunt the hell out of the people who did me wrong in my life. 👻

  105. HmmDoesItMakeSense Avatar

    Flip up toupees. Brush down laminated brows. Just all sorts of mischief.

  106. Glandular-Slaughter Avatar

    Squirt ectoplasm over all their screens.

  107. SpecialistMinute7848 Avatar

    Make every tweet that JK sends be positive instead of trans/aphobic.

  108. foxybingo111 Avatar

    Move their lanyard eve4y day before work

  109. tootie1978 Avatar

    Remove the TV remote batteries.

  110. Own_Judge5 Avatar

    When they stick the key in and unlock the door, I’m gonna lock it back over and over again