An electronic moose pee sprayer, programmed to target certain ppl, and a bunch of moose in rut. (We all know you have that machine, Canada. Make it happen.)
A slightly smaller wooden horse. And out of that one pops out a slightly smaller wooden horse. And so on and so forth. And out of the smallest and final horse falls… a sunflower seed. Let him make of that what he will.
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Stormy Daniels
Chris Hansen and his film crew
Jeffrey Epstein
Luigi Mangione
A stored collection of ripened moose farts
Bombs.
Old school Jack in the Box. Thousands of them
An economics textbook.
Water cannon
Domingo
Mexicans
A sense of decency and responsibility.
A battalion of Canadian and Greenlandic polar bears
A fucking heart attack
I hope it just shits on him
Our Constitution?
Dignity?
Morality?
A group of Canadian mounties carefully selected to meet DEI standards.
Explosions. K.I.S.S.
Epstein
1,000,000 Barak Obamas
A claymore mine
Some new tariffs.
Stone cold Steve Austin.. STUNNER
Fentanyl. A lot of it.
A horde of trans people.
A very large Molotov cocktail that’s lit and filled with napalm and thermite.
Anthrax
Bees.
A lifetime supply of haloperidol.
What does this mean?
Poop. Lots and lots of poop.
Why has nobody said Geese
A flock of Canada geese
the OG storm troopers
Lumberjacks.
Horse shit
All the illegitimate children he paid to have aborted.
Maple syrup. Just fill the entire thing to the brim with maple syrup. Then trigger it to let go in the white house.
The entirety of Canada’s LGBT community
Edit: just realized this sounds like I want to get rid of them from Canada but I’m just thinking they’ll send his phobic ass into cardiac arrest
Angry Canadians, and they burn down the White House again
Melania Trump would certainly be a big surprise
He will be washed away by a flood of maple syrup.
Nothing will pop out cuzz they will leave the horses ass off so the orange ass hat can stick his face in to finish the sculpture.
Spring loaded needles of measles, covid, chicken pox, mumps and polio
The Spanish Inquisition
A flock of Canadian Geese
Honey Badgers
A military draft notice.
14 big black gay men wearing only thongs.
An electronic moose pee sprayer, programmed to target certain ppl, and a bunch of moose in rut. (We all know you have that machine, Canada. Make it happen.)
https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E
8000 angry badgers.
As much dog shit as it can hold
A team of JTF2 operators to topple America for Canada or to appoint a better president
The grim reaper
Shrapnel
Sharks, electric sharks!
Poutine
American Pancake Syrup, it would be a devastating insult from Canada
I cannot say without risking the FBI or ICE showing up. I have no desire to go to El Salvador or Libya.
100000 angry geese
Legal consequences
Affordable healthcare
All of the immigrants they deported.
A slightly smaller wooden horse. And out of that one pops out a slightly smaller wooden horse. And so on and so forth. And out of the smallest and final horse falls… a sunflower seed. Let him make of that what he will.
Geese, nothing else just 100 angry Canadian geese.
A massive pile of shit.
An extra import bill for the wooden horse tariff, the HE must pay
Well it should be a a giant wooden bull moose, and should be filled with…. MORE bull meeses, preferably in heat.
Grim Reaper
Everyone he has disappeared into the CECOT El Salvadorian Prison!! And the they must be armed.
Novichok, all the angry cardinals, Eric in his birthday suit, Asian Giant hornets.
Ebola