If humans never began wearing clothes, thus a fart wouldn’t be contained in your pants, would covering your butthole when you farted be polite and socially expected in the same way people cover their mouth when they cough?

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If humans never began wearing clothes, thus a fart wouldn’t be contained in your pants, would covering your butthole when you farted be polite and socially expected in the same way people cover their mouth when they cough?

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  1. khat_dakar Avatar

    No, it’s not the same thing, your fart starts behind you much lower than other people mouths, there’s no point in catching whatever aerosol would be created.

  2. whatthefishhh Avatar

    I feel like clenching the cheeks would be better. Coving your butthole will just make you have to wash your hands a ton more. But honestly I haven’t had much thought on this before 1 minute ago

  3. flingebunt Avatar

    Given that farting can spread fecal matter and disease there would be some rules for this. In nudist colonies there is a towel rule. Basically, if you sit anywhere with your naked butthole you are supposed to sit on a towel. You should really be farting into your own towel too.

  4. DowntownRow3 Avatar

    This is what the sun is for

  5. Huge_Meaning_545 Avatar

    These are the questions I came here for.

  6. FerrisMewlerr Avatar

    I feel like that’s kind of gross seeing how farts contain fecal matter. Probably butthole clenching?

  7. Shmokey_Bongz Avatar

    Can other people not just hold a fart in? I’ve never had a fart “slip out” or never had one that I wasn’t able to banish to the depths of hell if I need to

  8. Born-Media6436 Avatar

    What do you mean if?

  9. LumplessWaffleBatter Avatar

    Idk man, do you poop out of your mouth?

  10. L7Wennie Avatar

    I think we would be picking up our poop along with the dogs on the morning walk…

  11. DKDamian Avatar

    You gotta wear pants, Brian.

  12. Ok_Orchid1004 Avatar

    Yes. Yes it would.