If your ex was a street sign, what would it read?

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If your ex was a street sign, what would it read?

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  1. Schizoloser161 Avatar

    “The One Ave”

  2. Total-Arm-9744 Avatar

    “ hoe ave “ thats an actual street in the bronx.

  3. Soft_Roll1 Avatar

    “Detour Ahead!”

  4. LordFondleJoy Avatar

    Bat country – do not stop!

  5. scbejari Avatar

    Caution: avoid area.

  6. allthedinosaurs Avatar

    “Unforeseen turn ahead “

  7. throwaway69542 Avatar

    Haven’t seen anyone say dead end yet

  8. NumbNumbrs Avatar

    Attenciòn! Curva!

  9. 1whoisconcerned Avatar

    Dual carriageway.

  10. MagicEhBall Avatar

    Did You Think We Were Joking When We Told You to Stop DickHead?? [HEAVILY DENTED]

  11. KariLarsson Avatar

    One way street

  12. Technical_Part_8657 Avatar

    ⚠️ Danger Ahead ⚠️

  13. Extreme-Tomato7380 Avatar

    Judas, do not enter any further

  14. cumbackalways69 Avatar

    “danger toxic waste”

  15. Avallea Avatar

    Do not enter. Someone didn’t like wandering fingers…

  16. DeeCentre Avatar
  17. TheParnormalPrimos Avatar

    7-11 open to everyone!

  18. ahhJames8 Avatar

    No Stopping or Standing At Any Time.

  19. Bluets1010 Avatar

    Workers Ahead,
    1500 Dollar Minimum Fine

  20. Cryptooptimist77 Avatar

    Sandra Dee- Boring Street

  21. RedPanther1 Avatar

    Don’t stop, will steal money.

  22. Capn_Crunchwrap Avatar

    It would be a freeway light up sign saying “multiple car pileup expect traffic”

  23. Realistic_Addition21 Avatar

    im a loudspeaker listening ears are demanded to listen to me

  24. shelleybean1 Avatar

    Autistic child in area

  25. dv0ich Avatar

    All my exes are wonderful girls 🖕🏻

  26. wwabisabii Avatar

    Manipulation ahead

  27. Iamclueless87 Avatar

    All for nothing

  28. Uncle-Badtouch Avatar

    Slow. Children crossing.

  29. JazzlikeConcept5959 Avatar

    bare minimum avenue

  30. Chocolatelover4ever Avatar

    Would a sign for people who’ve never dated say “Dead End?”

  31. Complex-Patient6974 Avatar

    Yield. You may want to stop if you are thinking of reaching out again, but it just may be worth it…

  32. OZFox42 Avatar

    Keep Left Unless Overtaking

  33. Xinixnie Avatar

    Abusive dick street

  34. slicerprime Avatar

    Yield

    Swear to God. If I had done that more often, I’d probably still be married.

    Not saying that would be a good thing mind you.

  35. Opti-Free31 Avatar

    Mother in law included

  36. Dhestoe_Undead Avatar

    15 min parking zone.

  37. SpogNYC Avatar

    Bitch Blvd.

  38. ShadowMoses1031 Avatar

    It would just be red.

  39. steve050_oZ Avatar

    Crazy when wet

  40. Charming-Dark-2094 Avatar

    Not a street sign but “Enter at your own risk”

  41. OZFox42 Avatar

    Slippery When Wet

    (actual Australian road sign)

  42. norby2 Avatar

    Warning:black hole

  43. edgarlunar Avatar
  44. PrettyRaindrops Avatar

    No Parking – Unauthorized Vehicles Will Be Towed Away At Vehicle Owner’s Expense

  45. Upper-Orange-1882 Avatar

    Hazardous Waste! 

  46. Marcusf83 Avatar

    Quarantine area! If you can read this sign – turn around and run, seek medical attention.

  47. CulturalHeinrichment Avatar

    She’s For The Streets St.

  48. BrightGoldenHaze Avatar

    Wrong way. Go back.

    (Real sign – Queensland, Australia).

  49. SquareAnalysis386 Avatar

    Beware of blasting

  50. 77WorldTraveler Avatar

    Roundabout or Cul de Sac.

  51. According_Matter6819 Avatar

    Merge at your own risk

  52. SparkleSelkie Avatar

    It would be so grafittied over it was unreadable

  53. kizsleg Avatar

    No blowing of horn

  54. icecubepal Avatar
  55. One-Inspection-2893 Avatar

    Objects look larger than they actually appear….

  56. Cozybear110494 Avatar

    Do not park here

  57. Jam4711 Avatar

    Bald Poverty Pervert Lane

  58. zakkil Avatar

    Non existent.

  59. Hotplate77 Avatar

    Incoming traffic

  60. OkBobcat7357 Avatar

    Idc, but if my boyfriend was a street sign it would read paradise

  61. TheDarkSide73 Avatar

    Contempt Dead Ahead.

  62. Altruistic-Ad-2658 Avatar

    Yield sign onto the cross streets of Fuck This rd and Turn Around st

  63. SexyArtGuy Avatar

    Dangerous Intersection

  64. richardathome Avatar

    Caution! Crazy Ahead

  65. aerostealth Avatar

    Nothing, just a picture of a snake.

  66. LiamGP Avatar

    NO ENTRY ⛔

  67. VariousGnomes Avatar

    Shouldastayeda Way.

  68. Waldo__Faldo Avatar

    Use rear entrance