Jolly ranchers are horrible.

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I’m like the target to age range for them yet I absolutely despise them, all of my friends love them and I just can’t bring myself to eat one. They taste so artificial and the texture is just bad. I’ve been thinking a lot about them bc the current tiktok trend of ranking flavors.

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  2. Mental_Visual_25 Avatar

    I remember eating some once when I was a kid and getting a massive headache. Ever since then I haven’t eat those things because I associated them with that migraine

  3. TourNormal2084 Avatar

    The gummy ones are the lesser of two evils. But still not my first choice. I don’t really care for jolly ranchers either.

  4. Express-Two-9698 Avatar

    You haven’t tried blue raspberry then.

  5. charlottebythedoor Avatar

    There’s a target age range for jolly ranchers? Have I aged out of that, or is the target adults who keep hard candy in their purse? 

  6. TheAmazingChameleo Avatar

    Yea it’s just like an artificial sugar lollipop without the stick. Really not much too it. I see why you don’t like it, but to me it’s just sugar haha

  7. Kapoik Avatar

    I used to like them when I was a kid and I didn’t have a fully functional brain

  8. BrokilonDryad Avatar

    Agreed, even as a kid I hated them.

  9. Shoddy-Mango-5840 Avatar

    🐜 ahem, this is the most b.s. opinion I have ever heard but, regardless, if you do not care for them, just set them down – idk – on the floor perhaps?

  10. ZestycloseTomato5015 Avatar

    I grew up in the 90s this shit always made me gag 🤮

  11. EveryGovernment3982 Avatar

    The worst part is that now they sell freeze dried jolly rancher candy..

  12. Stinky_Toes12 Avatar

    I didn’t know anyone didn’t like them. I always have a bag of them in my room cuz they’re so good

  13. Reasonable_Record_39 Avatar

    Jelly Bellies are worse. So artificial and some revolting flavours

  14. DiscoLibra Avatar

    I wouldn’t dare eat one now, only bc it’s a risk pulling out a crown, BUT the Jolly Rancher Popsicles are awesome – They cure cotton mouth!

  15. Historical_Reward641 Avatar

    Don’t you throw them at parades + to support the dentist community?

  16. edwpad Avatar

    I don’t mind them, I’ll eat them from time to time if they are an option. I just hate how sticky they are, especially when sticking to the wrapper.

  17. sylviaca Avatar

    I just like green apple and watermelon. The rest suck