What is the best pick up line someone has used on you?

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And how did it make you feel?

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  1. BobbyThrowaway6969 Avatar

    We don’t get pickup lines used on us lol

  2. real_winged_deer Avatar

    her: you’re a 9/10

    me: ohh alright ig but why..

    her: cuz I’m the one you need 😘

    me: 😳

  3. SnooBeans8816 Avatar

    No words, she just grabbed my balls in the club and that was the start of a 6 year relationship 🤷

  4. CounterStrikeDoctor Avatar

    Me: “Wanna go out next thursday?”

    Her: “yeah”

    i’m always super excited when the woman says that

  5. Davidmay5 Avatar

    I read this poem that my father sent to my mother, and I was truly moved by it (though he wasn’t the one who wrote it):

    This poem I write about a pair of sandals
    While thinking back on my journey through life
    Though worn and old, they never walked apart
    Just like us, through joy and through strife

    Each takes a side, though never quite the same
    Together they tread every stretch of the land
    Even if scuffed, they never complain
    Bound side by side, hand in hand

    If one were lost someday along the way
    The other could no longer go on
    Try as it might, alone it’s in vain
    For without its pair, its purpose is gone

  6. Godzirrraaa Avatar

    Do you wanna go see Rob Zombie with me?

  7. ModiKaBeta Avatar

    Her: hi

    Me: that was a good line, I’m all yours.

    Her: what?

    Me: what?

  8. Traditional-Seat6264 Avatar

    Me: “Come here often?”
    Them: “Not as often as I’d like”
    My heart melted