What would be the title of your biography?

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What would be the title of your biography?

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  1. Ambitious-Sky-6457 Avatar

    somehow he isnt dead yet

  2. racist-hotdog Avatar

    How to rebuild your life from nothing to something tree times.

  3. sbineedmoney Avatar

    “I knew it was a terrible idea, so I got drunk first”

  4. Disastrous-Flow5023 Avatar

    “Welcome to the sh*t show”

  5. carmszu Avatar

    fuckass lives his life with the saying “go with the flow”.

  6. vengefulthorn Avatar

    Windy road ahead.

  7. MeTime6123 Avatar

    Failure: It’s what I do.

  8. Purple_Plum8122 Avatar

    Sounds like trouble. Let’s do it!

  9. BolexUser84 Avatar

    “Tourist in my youth”.

  10. Due_Introduction3803 Avatar

    10 truths and a Lie: “fucking up made me successful”

  11. Ned_Shimmelfinney Avatar

    Unrealized Potential

  12. FindingHomeliness Avatar

    Basic, boring and average

  13. Bob8767 Avatar

    “Hold my beer and watch this”

  14. Flaky_Nerve7196 Avatar

    Uughh, here we go again

  15. IndigoGirl_09 Avatar

    My Intuition Was Never Wrong.

  16. No_Jackfruit5616 Avatar

    Shoulda Woulda Coulda

  17. NoKaleidoscope1986 Avatar

    “Watch this; the art of fucking up in front of others”

  18. Micojageo Avatar

    I want to call it “Penultimate Means ‘Second to Last’” not because that’s really relevant to my life; I just want people to know.

  19. emiteacherr Avatar

    Living life on my own terms

  20. coolbr33z Avatar

    Not pushing a boulder up a hill for it to roll back down: I’m circling round

  21. Pickapool Avatar

    The Big Mistake

  22. iloveysl Avatar

    “Imagine looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane”, we’re cool like that

  23. knockatize Avatar

    This Jackass Again?

  24. PresidentOfNepal2032 Avatar

    “The first president of Nepal”

  25. Expert-Effect-877 Avatar

    Look Ma, no brains!

  26. Chance_Iron_352 Avatar

    It’s time to meet the mumpets

  27. Jimmysp437 Avatar

    Boobs From Around The World – A Picture Book.

    Hopefully, that shit flies off the shelves

  28. Little4Eyes Avatar

    A Series of Unfortunate Events 2.0

    (Lemony Snicket’s will always be first)

  29. Prestigious-Box-6492 Avatar

    What the actual fuck

  30. PotAndPansForHands Avatar

    “Didn’t want to become his dad but he did anyway”

  31. Unique-Exchange-7931 Avatar

    A MAN WHO IS BORN TO BE COOKED IN HIS LIFE

  32. Googlemyahoo75 Avatar

    Usually everyone says this after interacting with me “You’re such a shit disturber.”

    So probably that.

  33. CaptCojones Avatar

    “Most broing book you’ll ever read”

  34. NothingHappenedThere Avatar

    just like my reddit username.

  35. KeefUK Avatar

    He came, He saw, He left Early.

  36. MrRichardSuc Avatar

    “He Gave Them Hope.”

  37. Alwz_a_good_day Avatar

    “Well that didn’t go as planned”

  38. Mister_Aitch Avatar

    It Never Rains

  39. Emanuele002 Avatar

    Honestly it’s very hard to say right now, because I’m 22 years old and at multiple crossroads in my life… I guess it’ll be clearer in a few years.

  40. Adrian_Fripp Avatar

    A Generous Idiot

  41. payperplain Avatar

    [Redacted] The stories we can’t tell

  42. inliner250 Avatar

    Fuck this guy in particular.

  43. theremint Avatar

    More pickle than cheese.

  44. Little-Wonder1973 Avatar

    Foiling potential

  45. Shauniiiiiii Avatar

    I Rethought Even Writing This Biography Several Times

  46. Silly-Mountain-6702 Avatar

    “I Don’t Believe It, Either”

  47. Ok-Television-9014 Avatar

    “None of your business, but since you’re nosey go ahead “

  48. North_Pickle_1214 Avatar

    Fucking nightmare

  49. pegoff Avatar
  50. RankSarpacOfficial Avatar

    The Drunken Lazarus

  51. SomeRandomFrenchie Avatar

    Lucky chaos, or is it ?

  52. LilMissMuppet Avatar

    And She’s Off, Ladies and Gentlemen

  53. pizzaforce3 Avatar

    Secrets For Dressing Well From Arthur Dent’s Wardrobe Consultant

  54. unwillingly_fr Avatar

    Fuck around and find out

  55. KnicksTape1980 Avatar

    “Always the NPC, never the main character”

  56. grassisgoth Avatar

    “Where did I leave my glasses.”

  57. Sturgjk Avatar

    Comic Relief

  58. Times-New-WHOA_man Avatar

    You Can’t Make This Up

  59. ITS_LECTOR_BITCH Avatar

    Jack Daniels and Bad Decisions: A Collection of Memoirs

  60. Purple_Information41 Avatar

    Always thinking twice before ultimately making the wrong decision anyway

  61. grumpy__g Avatar

    All I want is to sleep

  62. djsalingerbeats Avatar

    Leaning into the curve.

  63. myrrhx Avatar

    A Dykely Story

  64. Main-Climate-1506 Avatar

    A guide on how to not live life

  65. AmbassadorIcy3225 Avatar

    Broken and bruised

  66. Weliveanddietogether Avatar

    Wait

    Tagline: Waiting for blessings to fall from heaven while distracting myself with doom scrolling

  67. Taterjar Avatar

    Can’t make this shit up! I would seriously need several volumes entitled this

  68. Spiderbeez Avatar

    Expect the worst. Hope for the best

  69. SweaterSteve1966 Avatar

    ‘Broken crayons still color’

  70. OldDogLifestyle Avatar

    Not Worth Reading

  71. sacktheroof Avatar

    UNBUCKLE
    the Seatbelt of Life

  72. oKhonsu Avatar

    what on God’s green Earth is going on? The sequel?

  73. Ivy1974 Avatar

    Who cares.

  74. Ineedzthetube Avatar

    ‘In my defense, I was left unsupervised,’

  75. OrganizationFickle Avatar

    The Cold Side of the Pillow

  76. Nihilistic_River4 Avatar

    Profound sadness, crippling anxiety

  77. Expensive_Repair2735 Avatar

    I Used to Be Cool: Tales from Back in the Day

  78. so_cooked_irl Avatar

    1000 ways to ruin life.

  79. CopperBoomBitches Avatar

    The sins of a fat girl

  80. WholeFar2035 Avatar

    Ask me when I’m dead

  81. SistineChapelRoan Avatar

    Gold Teeth on a Bum

  82. PolishDude64 Avatar

    The Birdiest Bird who ever Birded.

  83. Moraine206 Avatar

    Too Many Goodbye’s

  84. insertitherenow Avatar

    Aren’t you dead yet?

  85. Red_StarZ_27001 Avatar

    Still Nowhere to Roam

  86. TickleFlap Avatar

    The Life and Times of a Skateboarding Appalachia Born Ex-Retail Manager Who is Now an Overweight Paunchy Runescape Playing, Cable Pulling Georgian VRChat Catboy: Father Issues Edition

  87. WatchingInSilence Avatar

    Punish Now; Forgive Later

  88. Le_croissant18 Avatar

    Somehow I manage, with my sleeves rolled up

  89. imaginechi_reborn Avatar

    I Died Trying: the Life of an Autistic Disability Justice Advocate.

  90. Weekly-Deer4161 Avatar

    I’m 20 and my back hurts

  91. froghammah Avatar

    Everything Went Wrong

  92. Dry_Ant_3129 Avatar

    My evil origin story- retail jobs.

  93. _Doc_McCoy_ Avatar

    How to die alone

  94. Infamous-Course4019 Avatar

    I Did That? Really?! That Was Dumb

  95. S2Pac Avatar

    Sin É pronounced Shin Ay. That’s it in the Irish language

  96. patsfanxx Avatar

    Welcome to my fucking life.

  97. MoneyBee74 Avatar

    The Chosen One: Philippians 1:21

  98. Jane_Austen11 Avatar

    Here we go again 😆🤣

  99. mrsdontknowwhoiam Avatar

    insert real name How I fucked up my life in the most mediocre way and the things you never expected.

  100. Dramatic-Self-6294 Avatar

    People pleaser ruins his life

  101. Dtoxz Avatar

    How not to do life: A Dtoxz Story

  102. everything-ok Avatar

    She just wanted to understand

  103. ConnorK12 Avatar

    A Game of Crohns

  104. Ghosteen_18 Avatar

    Surviving in the oligarch circle

  105. definat_pawn Avatar

    I don’t want it but I have to do it

  106. PresentDangers Avatar

    An Existence Under Review

  107. flux_capacitor3 Avatar

    “I’m bored”

  108. FewQuiet8 Avatar

    ‘A life that never had colours’

  109. Majestic-Bumblebee49 Avatar

    What is she Actually Even Doing

  110. NinLendo Avatar

    “What I should have told you”

  111. psycoticmonkey Avatar

    How f@#ked up is f@@ked uo

  112. ckellingc Avatar

    Stumbling your way to new levels of failure

  113. aquahealer Avatar

    This dude is weird

  114. vBloodborne Avatar

    Dead (on the inside)

  115. Heselwood Avatar
  116. Some-Donut-8986 Avatar

    Philosophical Junkie

  117. LostmyUN Avatar

    Life is fine, still hate it.

  118. upgradewife Avatar

    “That’s not what I expected.”

  119. cinnastixz Avatar

    The Lazy One

  120. so_dang_big Avatar

    Don’t You Have Something Better To Read??

  121. Glitters_2009 Avatar

    Dukh dard aur peeda

  122. Fit_Loan510 Avatar

    Lucky seconds

  123. Any_A-name67 Avatar

    My Life in Cars

    No, I don’t live in my car. Just telling life story around the many many cars in my life.

  124. _hellomaya Avatar

    Bad choices for the win

  125. s1llyt1lly Avatar

    If I have lived this long so can you

  126. Longjumping_Sir9946 Avatar

    Please stop having sex with your friends while drunk and stoned on New Years: The Unwanted Surprise tells all

  127. Rich_Produce8986 Avatar

    “The Utimate Fuck-up”

  128. _reiblue_ Avatar

    “The deterioration of a healthy mind”

  129. Big_Wishbone3907 Avatar

    “That’s bullshit” : A journey through the waves of insanity a science teacher has to deal with in the post-truth era.

  130. WillingnessFit8317 Avatar

    She fell again? What bone did she break this time?

  131. astakask Avatar

    The Hobo Whisperer

  132. tkergs Avatar

    Well, Shit.

  133. Hofeizai88 Avatar
  134. masha1901 Avatar

    I did, didn’t you?

  135. RedSunWuKong Avatar

    Shit rolls down hill

  136. KommandoKracker87 Avatar

    Can’t Make This Shit Up

  137. Stompinpuddles Avatar

    Could have been better, but still pretty darn good.

  138. Commercial-Novel-786 Avatar

    Persistence, Luck, and Chronic Failure: A How-NOT-To Guide to the Hostile Waters of Life

  139. TheProductNinja Avatar

    “Boi, did he fuck up”

  140. Drake_Cloans Avatar

    Life of a Grunt

  141. villings Avatar

    BORN TO LOSE (live to ratify it)

  142. Koobmiloob Avatar

    waaaaa waaaa waaaaaa

  143. Strongdar Avatar

    “I’m awesome and so can you”

  144. AllTheTimeOTR Avatar

    High risk investments,red bulls and hookers

  145. Key-Ad806 Avatar

    Manifesting works…

  146. suganoexiste-16 Avatar

    An unconventional life

  147. Maxhousen Avatar

    “How to fuck it all up in three easy steps”

  148. CitizenHuman Avatar

    Not all who Wander are Lost. But I am.

  149. Cissyhayes Avatar

    “It was all caught on camera.”

  150. mrsmistressx Avatar

    Putting on my big girl panties, and other grown up stuff…

  151. OldLonelyBeaver Avatar

    A day late and a dollar short, pain. The <insert name here> story

  152. BuckTribe Avatar

    Adversity Hire

  153. mamawantsallama Avatar

    If the shoe fits…..

  154. Few-Dragonfruit3351 Avatar

    Hormones, attitude and pure spite.

  155. spez Avatar

    Fuck spez

  156. Rebelzx Avatar

    “Random Ramblings: Missing Regrets”

  157. Ketzerfriend Avatar

    “Not You!”

  158. metalflygon08 Avatar

    Naked & Afraid

  159. theredrebel777 Avatar
  160. Many-Paramedic-9137 Avatar

    “Lol” or “Yikes”

  161. idkwiao Avatar

    I’m a bit weird (but I won’t kill you).