What I definitely don’t want to see when I die is how many times I hit snooze and still felt tired. Or how many hours I spent just staring at my phone doing absolutely nothing. But honestly, the scariest stat would be how many times I put others’ happiness before my own—and no one even noticed. And if it shows how often I said ‘I’m fine’ when I was really falling apart inside… yeah, no thanks. I don’t need a replay of that. 😉
Honest answer: number of drinks/dollars spent on said drinks. I’ve been trying to cut back significantly and it’s very hard, but to see how much money I could have saved if I never touched alcohol would probably break me
How many times I’ve come within inches or seconds away from a change of life to something full of wealth, health and happiness
Only to go and make a totally different decision like turning left instead of right in the shopping aisle or something that had nothing to do with being a life changing option like picking up a different pack of gum
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All the missed opportunities.
how many times i self harmed
any of em
What I definitely don’t want to see when I die is how many times I hit snooze and still felt tired. Or how many hours I spent just staring at my phone doing absolutely nothing. But honestly, the scariest stat would be how many times I put others’ happiness before my own—and no one even noticed. And if it shows how often I said ‘I’m fine’ when I was really falling apart inside… yeah, no thanks. I don’t need a replay of that. 😉
Lifetime of screen time. So much wasted time even if your screen time isn’t high
Number of times someone was waiting to say something funny and I kept talking and then they couldn’t tell their story
Amount of time time on tiktok, that would be too sad to see!!
“If I made bricks out of all the poop I ever pooped out and build a six foot high wall out of the bricks, how long could I make that wall?”
Time wasted while thinking I have to take a shit and its just a fart
How many times I hid something from my wife, because I knew it would upset her.
Mom’s bodycount
The amount of opportunities I missed due to having low self esteem.
Egads, I’m afraid to say!
How much time I spend worrying about things vs how much time I spend solving the issue
Number of times I was denied for a credit card
How much I jerk off 😂
What i could have done to live longer.
How many times I masterbated
People who hated me or thought badly of me.
I bet how many times I masturbated would be pretty shocking.
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Hours spent online but idle
How many times I didn’t wipe my ass properly.
How much sugar I consumed
Number of wrong decisions made that would have ended up in big money, great love, or added years to life.
Minutes I spent worrying over nothing.
My Success:Failure ratio of cracking an egg without breaking the yolk.
The amount of times I told him anything hurtful…
How many times I missed the opportunity to call someone a cunt 🤣
The number of times I beat a cock. Seriously, if my family knew what it took to make chicken cutlets.
How often did my parents regret me
Honest answer: number of drinks/dollars spent on said drinks. I’ve been trying to cut back significantly and it’s very hard, but to see how much money I could have saved if I never touched alcohol would probably break me
No of times I thought about my appearance because I am average looking
Jorked it ___ times
How much weed I’ve dropped
my family
Wanks had
Hours i spent thinking about her:)
Clinically lonely
Chronic masturbator
Ignored fist-bumps/high fives: both instigated by myself, and missed by others. Ouch.
Skid marks
None. I would want to see literally everything.
Got to compare my life to the rest of humanity!
How much time I spent on the toilet.
How much I masturbated
How many times I lost the game.
Amount of time I spent playing call of duty online 😔
Antidepressants taken
The hours I spent pleasing people that were actively hurting me.
How many beers I drank or the amount of money I wasted on cigarettes…ugh
I dont want stats. I just want movie credits with everyone whom i ever came across apprears with their name, and their actual real name..
Times I missed the chance to meet my soulmate.
If it was zero I’d be concerned. If it was 1 I’d be sad. If it was over 100 I’d be mad af at myself for being so dumb.
Any. Just let me be dead already.
The amount of money I spent on food that I never had the chance to eat 😔
In college I calculated how much I spent on pizza in the first two years 😔 Shameful
no regrets tho 🥳🥳
Money spent on cigarettes.
The amount of things I’ve missed out on because of overthinking
Or how many feelings Ive hurt :/ that one would suck
The number of times I chose the worst option
My most visited porn categories/videos.
Number of wanks
How much time spent procrastinating (it’s gotta be A LOT).
Missed opportunities
How many times I’ve come within inches or seconds away from a change of life to something full of wealth, health and happiness
Only to go and make a totally different decision like turning left instead of right in the shopping aisle or something that had nothing to do with being a life changing option like picking up a different pack of gum
Number of times I checked my phone instead of finishing something.
All the times I was flirted with and didn’t cop on to until hours, sometimes days, later, because I’m too socially awkward to notice
The number of hours I wasted on social media and doom scrolling
How man litres of semen I ejaculated by masturbation
That time as child when i screamed inside a church full of people while having my ears covered… Accidental mistake.
Time spent on toilet
How many times I jacked off since puberty
How many times I maladaptive daydream.
Time spent worrying
Bananas scrolled.
hours spent on reddit
A comparison of how much time I spent online compared to other things.
Number of times someone talked about me after I left the room. Especially the ones I thought cared.
Times I could have said or done something that would help my children be happier or have better life skills, but did not. 😣
Number of times I’ve jerked off. I’d say I’d have a number in my head, but best guess is I’d be way off and it’d be more.
People who I hurt without realizing it. I want everyone ELSE to see that stat for themselves, but I know it would be really hard to learn.
How well other versions of me did.
%of success of the mission
Number of hours wasted on social media.
how many people don’t care i died
How many times my actions made a butterfly affect that did smth horrible
How many people came to my funeral
How many times I disappointed someone.
Times a woman had a crush on me but I either unknowingly fumbled it or didn’t know and it passed me by.
The number of times I’ve been hit on and just been oblivious due to adhd.
I’m just bad at social cues.
Idle traffic time
Every time I disappointed someone. Boy, that’d be a long list
Total clowns punched: 1
Times I punched that clown: *this operation could not be completed, please close some windows and try again*
How many times tried to fart without it being noticeable but failed 😔
The number of people I’ve unknowingly affected in a very bad way.
How many times I’ve lied, especially to loved ones. Bonus points for lying by omission
The cumulative time I spent accidentally forgetting I was texting a friend/group and got distracted by something for hours
The amount of times i couldve said something funny or the amount of times i fucked the timing up
The number of reels i have saved on Instagram
How many two faced people claimed to be friends
Money spend
How many times I wanted to talk to someone but didn’t because anxiety
Number of porn sites visited. (Bonus points if they name of the really weird ones)
How many women were interested
“Times talked about something others didn’t care about” and “Times situations were not correctly read”
How many times I missed with girls/women I’d have been interested in.
Number of people at my funeral.
K/D ratio
The amount of time I spent in the bathroom
Unused talents and skills.
Time spent procrastinating
How many people pretended to like me
Amount of faps
given faps
failed faps
The amount of times I’ve passed my wife in my life until we actually connected. It’s gotta be a dozen different occasions at least
Who my absolute best match partner was and how close I ever was to meeting them?
I, uh, masturbated ONLY a couple times I swear.
Missed opportunities
Every mistake, and fault I ever made. I know id have a lot 💀
People I’ve hurt.
Combined total weight of all boogers picked
Hours on my phone!! I bet it’s high and I’m not proud…
How many homosexual encounters I had when I was black out drunk.