I don’t do edibles often, but when I do, I apparently become a corporate caterer.
Took a gummy with my roommate on a chill Saturday night. 45 minutes in, I felt like I had to have McDonald’s nuggets. Like a spiritual craving.
I opened the app and thought, “I’ll order 50. That should be enough.”
Problem: I didn’t realize I selected 10-piece and changed the quantity to 50.
So… 500. Nuggets. what the h…
It cost $187. I didn’t notice until they showed up in three massive bags and the Dasher asked if we were hosting a party.
We were not.
We did, however, accidentally feed our whole apartment complex. One guy brought hot sauce. It kinda ruled.
TL;DR: Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party.
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So glad there’s a tl;dr:
This is not a fuck up.
You rock! I would be so there for an impromptu chicken nugget party.
Thank god you’re in the USA. In Canada that would have set you back over $350 with tax.
I’m impressed that you can just blow $187 on chicken nuggets and not be financially ruined lol
I wish I was your neighbor 😂
So you got to be Johnny Nuggetseed for the day? That does “kinda rule” lmao
I smell nuggets!!!
Thats the spirit!
Now for the big question: DID YOU TIP? 😁
Good on you to feed everyone tho that’s pretty awesome of you
How many sauces did you get
W
The fuck up is your bank account. But, you made friends along the way.
This is a McDonald’s commercial in the making.
God fucking damn you guys got it cheap. 180 dollars for 500 nuggets?!? Would be around 300 dollars where i live! Jealous European over here.
how many points did 500 nuggets get you on the app?
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This is AI slop, folks. Move along.
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Great way to get to know your neighbors! That’s actually a pretty cool mess up.
I saw 50 and was like i can smash a 20 sober then saw that it was 50 10 piece boxes. How many sauces did they give you?
This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen on here in a long time. I’ve been right where you were before and I understand the power of hunger when you’re that high. Congratulations, you are now a living legend in your apartment complex!
“Oh .. you’re the Chicken McNuggets guy!” That’s not a bad rep to have.
Man. You did a 187 on your bank account.
that’s a win in my books
lol This is hilarious. A perfect stoner story that will stand the test of time. Thanks for sharing.
Sounds like the makings for a mukbang video.
If you were my neighbor, I’d probably show up with a spliff to smoke once in a while. Good tidy
No one going to make the Tim Robinson reference?
😳😜🤣🤣🤣👍😎
TIL How cheap mcd is in the us (10 for 3,74$)
In italy we have the 9piece, not the 10, and it costs 9,82$
And italian wages are lower than the ones in the us
If you order that many nuggets, does the restaurant even bother to put them in their proper containers or do they just throw them in the bag, naked?
Also, those poor fast food workers and the customers waiting for food.
“Sorry, no fries for the next 30m! We’ve got nuggets to cook!!”
The good news is the majority of them should be relatively fresh.
You must be in the US or something. I did the math, itd be literally $550 here in canada, not counting tax+tip for delivery
Hell yeah, this is gold, you went from chill edible night to neighborhood hero in 45 minutes. Honestly, this might be the best possible outcome for a $187 mistake. You didn’t just mess up, you created a vibe. Hope you got at least a few dozen nuggets yourself before they vanished like stoner gold dust.
You just became a legend to that apartment block!
Now you must have a ton of McDonald’s points
The fact that 50 nuggets was the goal to begin with is crazy
r/stonerfood
$187 to be liked by everyone in the building sounds like a good investment.
Lmao, 500 nuggets is wild! You turned a stoned oops into a block party legend props for sharing the love!
It’s not like they go bad. You could have had nuggies for a month.
Who we kidding? That’s 3 meals a day for a few days.
I just checked. This would cost $324
Now you have to make this an annual thing! But on a different surprise day each year
If you were within 5 miles of me, my German Shepard would’ve been at your door in about twenty minutes. She goes ape shit for McDonald’s nuggets.
Accidental win?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is epic
I’m more impressed you can get 500 nuggets for that cheap
I have a rule about not placing any Walmart orders after taking edibles. It always ends up with me buying all the ingredients for some epic four course meal, having zero interest in making it or eating it the next day, and then scrambling to do something with a ton of vegetables and dairy before they spoil.
wait this is crazy… *I* was that manager. I saw the doordash order for 500 nuggets come in and I thought “wow, that seems like a lot” and I would normally cancel the order, or at least take any steps to confirm it’s a valid order, but we were just so busy I went ahead and made it. glad it worked out!
You turned a TIFU into a good deed. Well done!
A McDonald’s near here does 40 nuggs for $10 so it would only be a $130 fuck up; but if you use their app, you would have to pick 78 individual sauce packets to go with it and that might have made it obvious something was up with the order.
I would have thought that would be way more than $187 damn
Really not that bad and you had fun? This is tight
Once for my small, self-owned business, I accidentally clicked the wrong button on an online purchase order and it cost me $1,800. In my case, nuggets would have been a way better outcome.
This guy I used to know was Doordashing once (as a driver), and picked up an order from chick fil a for 4 catering trays of nuggets. It also happened to be a day that they were running a promo that if you brought back the receipt within a month they’d give you the same order for free.
He invited like 10 people to a chick fil a nugget party, got the 4 free trays of nuggets, and we did some fucking damage to like 2 of those trays, plus everyone got to bring a bunch home too.
Am I the only one singing Paul and Storm “Nugget Man” now? I feel like it could be OPs new theme song.
https://preview.redd.it/1e3kxouo9d2f1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14851ee5df37183d4014c72b49195c84d6a46d75
I want a neighbor like you, man!
This is how you end up married.
Did something similar in college.
Got baked with friends. Ordered pizza. 45 minutes later we decided we were hungry so we ordered a ton of wings. 20 minutes later we ordered Jimmy John’s.
They all showed up within 5 minutes of one another. We ate like kings for 3 days.
Op finds out that “these edibles ain’t shit” meme is real.
That’s not a fuck up. That’s legendary.
This is peak stoner energy. Somehow you turned a munchie session into a community service. Honestly, 500 nuggets sounds like the new food pyramid. Next time just order one or two, unless you’re planning to run for mayor of your block.
D-did nobody offer to pitch in?
What I want to know is how did you get people to come help you with the nuggets?
At least where I live I’d be able to convince maybe 3 or 4 doors worth of people
From this I hope you learned a nugget of wisdom…never order when high and hungry!
Highgry?
Cheers lad, you’ve just made friends in your building!
This is a complete win
“Are you hosting a party?”
“Well, now we are. I hope that one guy brings hot sauce.”
Today You Ruled the Condo
So, what was the mg on that gummy?
Really surprised no one has asked yet…