How do you respond to sassy women that attack you over shallow things like height and size down there?

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I know a lot of people are going to say to just walk away or ignore them but I am referring to situations where that simply isn’t an option

Comments

  1. Upper-Plan5664 Avatar

    It’s always easier to be beautiful on the outside then it is to be beautiful inside

  2. SquirrelNormal Avatar

    As a 6′ 2″ guy (those are two different measurements) I usually just agree with them. One thing is just funny for them to shame me over and the other thing I agree with them on.

  3. BobbyThrowaway6969 Avatar

    Find her insecurities and pressure points & attack those

  4. Dottocom_Industries Avatar

    Just tell them “at least the left side of your face isn’t ugly!” It’ll have them looking in mirrors for a difference for years 

  5. f1del1us Avatar

    Tell me a situation where walking away isn’t an option, given your example of shallow things

  6. GamingFarang Avatar

    It is always an option not to engage with someone. People can say whatever they want. I am only responsible for my words and actions.

  7. HouselessGamer Avatar

    Say out loud with confidence “you weren’t saying that last night” /s

  8. BigTexan1492 Avatar

    Hello buddy, what grade are you in?

  9. Majestic_You_7399 Avatar

    Well I’m 6’3 and while I don’t have a magic bean stalk cock I’m not suffering. But that being said any time a woman is being condescending for little to no reason I just refuse to give them the time of day or play into it. No reaction from you in no fun for them

  10. Longjumping-Text9395 Avatar

    That’s her preference, and your worth isn’t determined by someone preference. Chances are you probably upset said lady, and she’s going for the low blow.

  11. No-Sky5360 Avatar

    Just agree with the idiot. If you start to argue or fight back and you can’t win, just let her run her mouth. Maybe she has insecurities that she can’t deal with. Who cares, it’s your life and it’s her opinion and that’s all it is an option. Don’t give anyone the opportunity to bring you down.

    Why can’t you get away from this woman?
    *edit spelling mistakes

  12. ContinousSelfDevelop Avatar

    Considering I am not insecure about my size, I just laugh it off and say,” We both know you are going to be begging for it later.”

  13. MuadDabTheSpiceFlow Avatar

    Calling a woman fat and ugly will stop her in her tracks and get her to shut up or worse 100% of the time.

    “Look, I can think of 100 better things to do with my time and energy than to give my attention to a fat bitch/hoe with nothing better to do than talk shit on other people. I am going to go over here and mind my own business unless your ugly ass really wants to get in a shit flinging contest.”

  14. KITTTYCANE Avatar

    I sleep better knowing you think about my dick

  15. FullMoonMooon Avatar

    I’m a 31 year old woman and can honestly say that as an adult, I’ve never heard another woman in real life express a dislike of men who aren’t tall. Additionally, the conversations I’ve been part of about penis size, we’ve all agreed that too big is painful and not something we want. Obviously my data may be biased due to the type of people I choose to hang out with, but I just wanted you to know that outside of social media and online dating, it’s genuinely not something I/we are overly concerned with. Easy for me to say, I know, but I’m definitely not the only one who would prefer to be with an average height man who doesn’t have to crouch down to kiss me, and who has a smaller penis that doesn’t ram my cervix. I’ve dated super tall men and it’s just so inconvenient. I’m average height, 165cm (I believe that’s 5ft4).

    If a woman is being “sassy” about these things, she doesn’t even deserve a response. Ignore her and move on. Sorry you have to deal with this nonsense and best of luck with your dating life!

  16. serene_brutality Avatar

    Stare at them blankly, unamused, then look away and continue associating with the rest of the group like she never said anything.

    If you can’t play it off, ignore it completely, that’s the call.

  17. DragonflyScared813 Avatar

    Ask them what they bring to the table and when they say just minimize it and walk away laughing.

  18. markoolio_ Avatar

    “Even the biggest car looks small in a truck hall”

  19. Scarred_wizard Avatar

    Most of the time, I’d ignore it and cut the person off from my life in silence, though if I was feeling cheeky, I might go with something like “you ain’t getting it anyway”

  20. SchwuleMaus Avatar

    I would say “if you don’t like it, you’re free to leave.” That’s me. I might add “Stretched out, huh? Can I park my car in there?”

  21. CounterStrikeDoctor Avatar

    Just call her fat and ugly. Or just tell her that her ugly butt should go on a diet before speaking. Women despise these types of comments.

    Or find a part of her that’s physically ugly and press her on that.

    Pretty ruthless and could quickly kill the vibe of your group, but if she’s being a disgusting whore to you, you might as well shut her up in front of everyone else…

  22. Synnthos Avatar

    When would that ever happen?

    Unless we’re arguing, they would just be blurting it out of nowhere.

    In which case I don’t have to do anything, the awkward silence does it for me. I’m not the weirdo in that situation.

  23. Moogyoogy Avatar

    Never encountered one

  24. KimVonRekt Avatar

    Even if you can’t leave you can ignore them. Tell them that you are ending the conversation and just stand there. What are they going to do?

    You have a comfortable position that you’re in most cases bigger or at least stronger. You can just stand there look at them and calmly say “And what are you going to do about it? Nothing? Ok. “

  25. Harvard_Diplomat Avatar

    Just say, in mid-sentence preferably, “Shut up FATTIE” and it is guaranteed to work because 90% of women out there are overweight these days and the ones that aren’t are being told by other women that they are fat. So, it will work 100% of the time.

  26. Opening-Ad-9570 Avatar

    You don’t. Just say “alright” and let then go. Easy red flag, and that’s how she treats strangers. How’s she going to treat you if you’re on your death bed or terminally ill? And those goes both ways, my dudes. Respect is a lost thing in the world, and to get it back, you have to be the difference in this world.

  27. Hippophatassamus Avatar

    Pressure points and when you get her really worked up, no communication.

  28. LoudCrickets72 Avatar

    Say, “I get cunt but at least I’m not one.”

  29. realSatanAMA Avatar

    I just agree with them while making sure they know I think it’s funny. This makes them 100x more mad

  30. Benchod12077 Avatar

    I had this one girl I hadn’t seen in a while say “You’ve gained a bit of weight.” So I hit her with, “You’ve gotten lip fillers.”

  31. Infrared_Herring Avatar

    It’s always an option. There’s no room in my life for toxic people.

  32. trueGildedZ Avatar

    What color is the wall?

  33. Adddicus Avatar

    I’m very good at spotting people’s flaws and insecurities. I have a sharp, lightning fast wit. People take their shots at me at their peril.

  34. Betterthanbeer Avatar

    Just sniff vaguely, like someone farted.

  35. Yannayka Avatar

    It depends on why she’s doing it, our background.

    Just engage with her with maturity, calmness and common sense. People who throw out insults don’t do well with common sense. Add a hint of disappointment in there too.