Sporks should have put both spoons and forks out of business

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It’s the best of both worlds. Only two utensils should exist: knives and sporks.

Willing to hear a case that’s pro chop sticks, but fork and spoons days should be over

I think the main issue with sporks is all we have are terrible plastic cafeteria style sporks. But there should be high end every day sporks on the market

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  2. FletchLives99 Avatar

    Hard to eat soup with a spork. Checkmate, sporks.

  3. TraditionPhysical603 Avatar

    Sporks are OK spoons but shitty forks

  4. enickma1221 Avatar

    Can’t really twirl spaghetti on a spork…

  5. Angelabassettsarms Avatar

    Completely agree. I love sporks. I hate spoons and the only time I use them is for cereal.

  6. SmoogyLoogy Avatar

    Can you link a spork you would eat spaghetti with?

    The ones i find all look wildly unconfy, wouldnt like everything fall off all the time?

  7. garlandf_ Avatar

    Sporks are stupid.

  8. genus-corvidae Avatar

    Sporks don’t work great with soups or with steaks.

  9. ConfectionLow3321 Avatar

    Foons or get the fuck out

  10. RobertoC_73 Avatar

    Spork: Tries to be both a spoon and a fork, excels at neither.

  11. thefrozenflame21 Avatar

    Am I trippin or do sporks suck at being forks?

  12. gorehistorian69 Avatar

    sometimes you just want a fork or the inverse just want a spoon

  13. Rojok95 Avatar

    Why have two good tools when I can have 1 ok’ish multitool.

    Also, im team chopsticks and soup spoons anyway.

  14. 1470Asylum Avatar

    I knew a guy who made a battle spork….never underestimate a bored bladesmith. It was about 3ft long, sides of the spork were sharped and it had 2 extra long sharp tines

  15. tlrmln Avatar

    A spork is at once a lousy spoon and a lousy fork.

  16. Severedeye Avatar

    No way would a shitty spoon/shitty fork hybrid replace spoons and forks.

  17. nythscape Avatar

    They definitely put the cookie gun out of business 💀

  18. norcross Avatar

    i own a set of 12 sporks. nice ones. i’ve also gotten sets for folks as a housewarming gift and it’s loved every time.

  19. MailatasDawg Avatar

    It’s like saying a Swiss army knife should be able to replace a toolbox when in reality it’s just 10 shitty tools that you can fit in your pocket.

  20. Ok-Drink-1328 Avatar

    yeah, sure, because cellphones with a flashlight exist nobody should buy one without, or a separate flashlight s

  21. JOSEWHERETHO Avatar

    my parents have always had nice metal sporks in their home since i was a kid

  22. watsyurface Avatar

    Don’t halfass two things, whole ass one thing

  23. TheMammaG Avatar

    They fail at both tasks.

  24. pplatt69 Avatar

    Sporks are terrible spoons and terrible forks.

    Try eating soup with one. The bowl doesn’t hold as much liquid as a spoon, and the short fat tines don’t stab through and hold onto noodles like the long thin tines of a fork.

  25. Embargo_On_Elephants Avatar

    Wait until this guy hears about knorks

  26. Exact-Truck-5248 Avatar

    Sporks have their place, but they suck for both soup and noodles

  27. morose4eva Avatar

    They’re really not ideal replacements for either, so I’m not sure where you’re coming from on this. They’re fine for eating Chinese takeout food (if you don’t know how to use chopsticks), but sporks are shit for soup, and they’re not really great at spearing things either, since their tines are so small.

  28. ReallyEvilRob Avatar

    Not even close. A spork is not the best of both worlds because they are pretty lousy at being either utensil they are trying to replace.

  29. JerseyGuy-77 Avatar

    I’ve never found a spork that worked well as a fork.

  30. cathcart475 Avatar

    Spoons are great. Forks are great. Spork is great. But none of them live up to each other. They all have their own purpose

  31. aenflex Avatar

    Can’t twirl pasta around a spork. Harder to cut meat with a spork. Harder to test brownies with a spork. Who wants to run their teeth across tines when enjoying a cup of soup?

    No fucking thank you.

  32. boomb0x Avatar

    I cut way too much stuff (burritos for example) with a fork. You can’t do that with a fork. Sporks have their place, but cannot be expected to replace either. Utensils need to stay in their own lane imho.

  33. Spaceman_Spoff Avatar

    They prefer being called Fopoons, thank you very much.

  34. Scarmeow Avatar

    Good luck eating spaghetti with a spork

  35. ActorMonkey Avatar

    Fuck that. Just three Sporknives at each plate.

  36. WorshipMyOwnSpirit Avatar

    Sporks are only good at eating KFC, nothing else.

  37. Vegetaman916 Avatar

    Tines will never be long enough on any spork for me to get the full amount of salad and stuff. I even need extra long forks. When I take a bite of something, I am trying to stuff my face, like choke level stuffing, autoerotic asphixiation even. There is no utensil bug enough. Sporks have tragically short tines, incapable of supporting a gag-inducing quantity of lettuce and other salad accouterments.

    Not for me.

  38. MoaiMan-ifest Avatar

    What situation would you rather have a spork over a spoon and/or fork?

    When do you think a spork really shines, and it’s just not just for people who can’t be bothered to select between the two?

    I can’t think of a single meal where I’d rather not have either a fork or a knife and it be a more enjoyable eating experience.

  39. No-Flan6382 Avatar

    Chopsticks appear foolish to the uninitiated, yet they are far superior for eating non-liquid based meals (like soup).

  40. DefinitelyNotAliens Avatar

    They make high end everyday sporks, my man. They sell metal sporks for backpackers.

    You can even buy them with extra long handles to eat your mountain house meal without getting your fingers covered in chili mac.

    Edit: some brands market them as foons and not sporks. GSI markets foons.

  41. DDD8712 Avatar

    Jack of all trades master of none

  42. lonestarr357 Avatar

    I ain’t using a spork to eat pudding, friend. That’s crazy talk.

  43. hopseankins Avatar

    Chop sticks, yes. But a spork is worse than an individual spoon or fork. Just use knives for everything if you want to erroneously eliminate cutlery.

  44. Positive-Attempt-435 Avatar

    Sporks are good, I guess 

    The problem is they feel demeaning to me. The only times I use a spork, I’m in jail, the psych ward, or at KFC.

    I never feel great about myself when I’m forced to use a spork. That causes me to just not want to use one ever. 

  45. DeathandHemingway Avatar

    Sporks are much like the Holy Roman Empire, they are neither spoons, nor forks.

  46. cubanthistlecrisis Avatar

    Yup, definitely disagree. I’ve had well designed metal sporks for camping as well as the fork on one end, spoon on the other. Neither were very pleasant to eat with. I now have the snow peak spoon and fork set that nestles together in a little pouch. I use the appropriate one most days for my work lunch. I also have the camping titanium chopsticks which get probably more use than either. Once you’re used to chopsticks I’d rather use them most of the time

  47. Developemt Avatar

    “Not a spoon, not a fork, but something in between. A fopoon!”

    Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast

  48. hellooooola Avatar

    Nah cos I need small spoons in my life. Small spoons carry cereal

  49. fishbitch-jr Avatar

    I think if it was metal instead of plastic you’ve got a fair argument, if it’s plastic absolutely not

  50. darkside569 Avatar

    我喜欢用筷子。

  51. ButterscotchPast4812 Avatar

    I love sporks! Have a metal one

  52. WaveDysfunction Avatar

    I think the only reason they didn’t is because they look really stupid

  53. Bitter_Ad5419 Avatar

    FUCK THE SPORK! It is a piece of shit useless tool. It does neither the job of a fork or a spoon. I have never once tried using one and the tines for the fork didn’t go and break off. As for trying to use it as a spoon how the fuck is that going to work when there are slots in it? Liquid just falls right fucking out. I have held this hatred for these things almost my entire life. It is a hill I will die on without a second thought. Now you want to combine 2 utensils in a way that could work? Spoon on 1 end, knife on the other. You don’t ever have to use them both at the same time and you could eliminate the need to produce 3 separate things and just go to 2.

  54. mybutthz Avatar

    I don’t want to eat cereal with a spork.

  55. helplessdelta Avatar

    Take the upvote, cause fuck sporks, but also intrigued by the idea that my experience with plastic school lunch sporks may have tainted their reputation.

  56. BALLCLAWGUY Avatar

    It’s a worse spoon and a worse fork. What’s the point? Most meals can be eaten with one or the other, a hybrid is seldom necessary, and using a sport is usually more inconvenient than just grabbing one extra piece of silverware.

  57. Krapmeister Avatar

    Have you ever tried eating soup with a spork?

  58. fpflibraryaccount Avatar

    A fork with short prongs that doubles as a spoon that can stab you? pass.

  59. tv_ennui Avatar

    Have you ever actually tried cutting somethign with a spork and knife?

  60. BuddyBrownBear Avatar

    The minivan should have eliminated both Houses and Racecars.

  61. meatloaf1212 Avatar

    I’m with you, I bought some metal ones and then bought more, I use them for pretty much everything. The only thing a fork is better at is spaghetti
    Edit: using one now for salad

  62. Flutterpiewow Avatar

    I like forks and spoons and have no issue with maintaining both

  63. Narezza Avatar

    The spork should just be a utensil with a spoon on one end and a fork on the other.

    Hey…. Write that down, write that down!

  64. magapower Avatar

    the roundness of a spoon makes it difficult to fork stuff because of the wider sides.

    the slits of the fork make it less effective to spoon liquids.

    sporks work well enough for camping or working on a job site, but when you have the option, it’s never the best choice.

    it’s rare that a tool that performs multiple functions matches the effectiveness of a tool with a single purpose. this instance is no different

  65. drstu3000 Avatar

    Big Spoon will never let this pass

  66. CrewKind4398 Avatar

    ‘Knives and sporks’ fucking tickled me

  67. turboyabby Avatar

    It’s functionality isn’t as effective, plus the feel in your mouth is not the same.
    As a knife, fork and spoon supporter, I’m happy to wash them all up.

  68. disphugginflip Avatar

    Once you master chopsticks, you’ll realize it’s far superior to utensils. It’s like an extension of your fingers.

  69. java_sloth Avatar

    Sporks are literally the worst qualities of both the fork and spoon. Nowhere near enough volume for soups and the prongs of the “fork” are completely fucking useless. I fucking hate sporks. I’d do much rather have a spoon on one end and a fork on the other if we’re trying to combine utensils.

  70. moretodolater Avatar

    Yep, unpopular opinion indeed

  71. CurrentDay969 Avatar

    At the ren fair I had a friend commission the blacksmith to make a spork. We came back and it was just duel ended. Fork on one side. Spoon on the other.

    It works really well.

  72. AussieHyena Avatar

    I counter with the splayd. Fork + spoon + knife.

  73. sum_dude44 Avatar

    spoon & fork lobby strong

  74. Rubicon816 Avatar

    It’s not the best of both worlds, it’s a shitty version of each.

  75. Mathalamus2 Avatar

    wrong. theres a reason they didnt catch on.

  76. Chance_Alternative65 Avatar

    I got spork with a butterknife handle for camping. It is the next step in eating utensil evolution.

  77. Ok-Equivalent-5131 Avatar

    Sporks aren’t the best of both worlds. They are the worst of each.

  78. BenchBeginning8086 Avatar

    Well, this is certainly unpopular. Why would you want the worst of both worlds?

  79. MattabooeyGaming Avatar

    Sporks are great when you need to pack light and minimal. Can’t eat a steak with a spork though. Soup with a spork is gonna get painful after a while. Here and there though they’re fine, I keep them in my lunch bag.

  80. Trees_are_cool_ Avatar

    This is ridiculous. Sporks make terrible forks.

  81. Trees_are_cool_ Avatar

    Why not a fork on on end and a spoon on the other?

  82. ILikeToParty86 Avatar

    Not with the way I eat pasta brah

  83. hosiki Avatar

    But what about foons

  84. WarlanceLP Avatar

    thank God this is unpopular. sporks make for shitty spoons and shitty forks

  85. Itisd Avatar

    The problem is that a spork is both a terrible spoon and a terrible fork, it does nothing well. 

  86. Impressive_Stress808 Avatar

    All the comments don’t seem to have read OP’s last paragraph. A better spork can (and should) be made. Current sporks suck. They’re not great at being either a spoon or a fork. But they could.

    Better yet, get rid of knives too. Just have the spooforknif. (Actually I’m ok with knives. Just make a better spork.)

  87. captainofpizza Avatar

    What I needed was a spife and a fork, not a spork and a knife

  88. Background-Top-1946 Avatar

    Just get some naan. No utensil needed.

  89. Fr05t_B1t Avatar

    Jack of all trades, master of none.

  90. ActionCalhoun Avatar

    Sporks are trash, they don’t really work as forks and they’re spoons that leak and stab you

  91. gyn0saur Avatar

    The runcible spoon.

  92. obsessedgamer13 Avatar

    Definitely an unpopular opinion… Kudos

  93. Axel-Adams Avatar

    Try eating a salad with a spork

  94. AnarchoBratzdoll Avatar

    Every spork I’ve ever seen (including nice ones my college boyfriend bought as a laugh) was too small both as a spoon and a fork (the tines were way too short) 

  95. WooliesWhiteLeg Avatar

    Sporks are literally better than nothing but the same as spoons at being spoons and worse as forks at being forks

  96. meatmybeat42069 Avatar

    Eat soup with a spork. Do it.

  97. lt_dan_zsu Avatar

    Spork: a shitty spoon and a shitty fork.

  98. KindOfAnAuthor Avatar

    How often do you really need both a fork and a spoon at the same time? All a spork would do is make you use an inferior version of whichever part of the tool you need.

    You can’t even really say you’d have less dishes, either. Because you’re still gonna eat the same amount of meals, so you still have to use the same amount of utensils. So you either have a ton of sporks, or have to wash your dishes more often so you don’t run out

  99. Bonch_and_Clyde Avatar

    It’s part spoon, part fork, and worse than either at their intended purpose. It doesn’t grip things like a fork or hold liquids like a spoon.

  100. DavidGogginsMassage Avatar

    Sporks are like pull out futon couch/beds. They make a shitty couch and an uncomfortable bed.

  101. mimoops Avatar

    Try eating noodles with a spork and get back to me

  102. corndog2021 Avatar

    Sporks do not adequately perform the tasks of either spoons or forks. They’re bad spoons and mediocre forks. Their only valid function is to reduce the amount of plastic going I to those napkin/plasticware/salt/pepper packages that come with fast food.

  103. synexo Avatar

    Sounds like you’ve never heard of the Splayd… https://www.splayd.com.au/

  104. timdr18 Avatar

    If I go to a fancy steakhouse and get a spork I’m fighting someone.

  105. donutmcbonbon Avatar

    A spork is the worst of both worlds. It’s it has 2 big slits in the front for all my liquid to fall out and the prongs aren’t long enough to get a proper stab on something. Sporks fucking suck actually

  106. Far-Rip-1809 Avatar
    1. sporks are bad at spoon
    2. sporks are really bad at forks
    3. sporks look stupid
  107. subcutaneousphats Avatar

    Bad fork. Wooden sporks are even badder forks. Try eating poutine with a wood spork and almost made me cry. The cafeteria only had these round tine terror sporks and wooden chop sticks and I’m using the chop sticks every time now. Never again.

  108. Blueandigo Avatar

    Nahhh it doesn’t work the best for cereal. 

  109. AtGamesEnd Avatar

    Sporks are terrible. A friend from when I was a kid always had a metal spork in his lunch everyday and it was a fine spoon, and a terrible fork. It’s the design that just doesn’t work great, not just that most are shitty plastic

  110. KetoLurkerHereAgain Avatar

    I”m not eating soup with a spork.

  111. laxrat22 Avatar

    I’d never eat pasta with one. So the answer is no they shouldn’t have.

  112. No_Influence2821 Avatar

    Honestly the Asian combo of big spoon and chopsticks kinda trumps everything else for me, I can scoop and grab whatever no problem. Forks and sporks aren’t super practical for a lot of stuff idk 

  113. EastOfArcheron Avatar

    An table manners? Or just shovel it in like an American?

  114. RowBoatCop36 Avatar

    high end every day sporks

  115. Mrbeeznz Avatar

    I prefer the humble foon myself

  116. BensOnTheRadio Avatar

    Honestly I can’t even remember the last time I encountered a Spork.

  117. ashr926 Avatar

    I agree, but it seems like most people don’t- take my upvote

  118. Prof_Fuzzy_Wuzzy Avatar

    I challenge you to twist pasta onto a spork.

  119. InterestingMovesOnly Avatar

    More like worst of both worlds

  120. The-Big-Shitsky Avatar

    Sporks are what they give inmates, because they’re not good at doing much of anything

  121. energybeing Avatar

    This is the opinion of a manchild who can’t cook for themselves and only eats canned foods and TV dinners.

    Imagine trying to eat a nice thick juicy steak or real spaghetti with a fucking spork.

  122. Mr_Style Avatar

    When I was a kid, I used a file to turn an old metal spoon into a spork. I also sharpened one side of the spoon so it could cut stuff like a knife does. I called it a spife.

    The only issue was that if you put it into your mouth you ended up cutting your lip open and you looked like one of the Joker’s victims!

  123. Thesinistral Avatar

    Spend are the “fish and ski boat” of cutlery. The compromise of that it does neither thing well.

  124. Boomshockalocka007 Avatar

    Youd think the peanut butter jelly combo jar would have ruined both the peanut butter AND jelly businesses too.

  125. 5PeeBeejay5 Avatar

    Sporks are terrible forks and half-capacity spoons. They suck out loud

  126. brelen01 Avatar

    They’re shitty forks and shitty spoons. Hard to stab stuff because of the tiny prongs, can’t contain nearly as much liquid because of the holes between the prongs.

    They never stood a chance.

  127. Chadisius Avatar

    bladed sporks tho

  128. Tombecho Avatar

    If you sharpen one edge of a spork, you can get shitty fork, spoon and knife all in one package.

  129. DrDroid Avatar

    Sporks are lesser than the sum of their parts. They’re a compromise for situations where it makes sense to minimize resource use. Far from ideal.

  130. NotTheWax Avatar

    To be honest, the only food I think sporks are well-suited for are Famous Bowls from KFC

  131. LeatherDescription26 Avatar

    Forks have longer prongs which makes them
    Better for cutting into a thick steak than a spork would be.

  132. Plasma-fanatic Avatar

    It could be taken even further by having one section of the spork be sharp, though it’d have to be carefully designed to not accidentally shred you mouth parts…

    Me? I like a good soup spoon, which I will often use instead of anything else.

  133. LurkerKing13 Avatar

    Sporks are useless as forks

  134. guywithouteyes Avatar

    You may be onto something OP. This is an untapped market. High end metal sporks with a little longer-narrower prongs than normal plastic sporks would be nice.

  135. Slippery-Pete76 Avatar

    Sporks suck. Throw them all in the trash.

  136. MyGruffaloCrumble Avatar

    Naw, we must also have foons. Sporks are more spoon than fork, foons are more fork than spoon. You can eat soup with a foon, but not really with a spork.

  137. GingerIsTheBestSpice Avatar

    A taco bell mexican pizza does not taste nearly as good nor that there are no sporks.

  138. PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS Avatar

    If they “should” then why haven’t they yet? Evidently cutlery that has worked perfectly well for hundreds of years still has its merits.

  139. d_omidick Avatar

    The old kfc spork wasn’t so bad I must say

  140. PrimevilKneivel Avatar

    It’s useless as a fork, so at best it’s a spoon you can stab yourself with.

    Fork and spoon are complimentary utensils, each works better with the addition of the other. Combining them makes as much sense as combining a fork and a knife.

  141. DontOvercookPasta Avatar

    By meaning a spork fails at both things, you can’t eat a steak with a spork and i don’t wanna eat soup with a thing draining liquid off the end.

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  142. OrganikOranges Avatar

    iPads are larger than phones but smaller than computers, and have computing power in between the two. Computers and cell phones should be obsolete, can anyone point out 1 reason why they are not?

  143. GohanSolo23 Avatar

    It’s literally the worst of both worlds lol.

  144. HeinzeC1 Avatar

    Chopsticks argument:

    They aren’t an end all, be all tool, but they do have situations where they shine. I use them to eat snacks when playing cards. You can’t eat chips with a fork and I don’t want dorito dust on my fingers.

  145. Ok_Understanding5184 Avatar

    Eat cereal or soup with a spork and report back on this brilliant thesis

  146. johnywayne2 Avatar

    I’m with you lol, I bought golden sporks for my utensils and haven’t had any problems

  147. bloodguard Avatar

    Tins are too short. Nothing stays on them. Sporks are useless.

    Fight me IRL!

  148. teakesdad Avatar

    Try to eat spaghetti with a spork 🤣

  149. EBannion Avatar

    It’s the worst of both worlds, it’s a spoon with holes at the end and a fork with a wide fat body and short little tines they can’t stab anything