TIFU by using my brother’s car

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My brother is on a trip with his wife and kids. He asked me if he can use mine as my car is a new care compare to his and tell me to use his car whenever i want. So I said okay.

I’ve been using this car for 3 days now. While driving, i also connected my device to the audio system so i can listen to my audiobook. All the books that i listen to are NSFW. All has s*x scene. Very detail and include moaning & dirty talk.

So, whenever i got stuck in traffic, people around me was looking at me funny. All the time. But I didn’t suspect anything.

As i reach my mom’s house, I decided to check around the car without turning off the engine. That’s when i realized that the audio is as loud as it is inside the car.

I have been going around with audio p*rn and that’s why people has been looking at me like that.

TLDR: swap car for a week with my brother who install extra sound system which i have no idea off and been parading around town blasting audiobook 18s*.

Comments

  1. GeekGurl2000 Avatar

    Gross, dude… If you can’t abide not having porn on tap like that, you have a problem, and it’ll be schadenfreude when your 🍆 quits working.

  2. CynicalButtMunch Avatar

    Why are you listening to erotic books casually driving around??
    That’s almost like watching porn in a public bathroom lmao

  3. SpeedBlitzX Avatar

    Here I thought something bad happened to the car.

  4. MostAnonEver Avatar

    when they tell you that you should just be yourself

  5. diamondisland2023 Avatar

    ah spicy literature. that’s why we keep it paper or white text on black background.

    my female friends keep it more low-key lol

  6. Ok-disaster2022 Avatar

    Just wear earbuds.

  7. Ok-disaster2022 Avatar

    Also, for road trips, people should just rent a car. No worry about maintenance, or accidents if you get the full coverage, which I always do for piece of mind.

  8. Emotional-Net282 Avatar

    Listening to bangers

  9. RMor25 Avatar

    I’m pretty certain that most people only heard a word or two. There may be a few people with raised eyebrows, but I think you’re safe in terms of what you believe others may have heard

  10. Its_bigC Avatar

    Turn it down?