TIFU Clogged Toilet (Not Mine)

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So today but not exactly at day because it happened around the evening to be specific.

We all have those times or moments that after relieving ourselves from dumping our stuff, the inconvenience of unable to flush because of how thick the stool we released is larger than the hole which more than it can handle.

It’s not the problem for I can come up with solution. I have my own methods to fix it but the problem is that I just don’t know where the items are which I would need to use on unclogging the toilet. It’ll be easier that way, however, the circumstances made it complicated rather than simple.

I’m in my boss’ house. It’s not that bad since we, us as her good staff were informed to have overnight in her place. Of course, with the consent that if all agreed to which we all do. She has provided us a separate room with multiple beds, yes she’s rich to afford those. We have a travel tomorrow, just hours away since the situation. The thing is, our boss is neat freak and you can see it from how clean her place is especially the fragrance of her toilet. Most of all, she’s very strict.

All I need is a bucket and maybe a curved rod for me to forcely splice the mass of my aborted stuff. But unfortunately, I need to look around and I’m a stranger to her place since it’s my first time. Another, there are CCTV in her living room and most areas of her place except the private rooms or bathrooms. She would see it in the morning if she checks it the next day or when we’re back from business travel. It’s just, she sternly instructed us to sleep around quarter to 10pm. However, the situation is around 9pm. My workmates are already asleep. So, I just decided to play like a fool, heading into the guest bedroom silently without much of a noise. There, I decided to fake my sleep.

This could’ve not happen if only I didn’t hold back my first limit of excreting during the afternoon for being busy with my shift beforehand. I should’ve used the bathroom in our office instead of holding it back and thinking of doing it in our boss’ place. At least, it’s the janitor whom I’ll face instead of her. I don’t want to get fired. What must I do tomorrow?

TL;DR: I ended up clogging unexpectedly my boss’ toilet due to my large sumproduct because of how much it accumulated from me holding it back for hours, which I should’ve done it in the office instead. I can fix it but the items I need weren’t available so I would have to roam around but, our terror and strict boss told us to sleep quarter or before 10pm for us to get on time for our early travel tomorrow. However, she has CCTV in most areas so she would find out I was still awake. Not finding any alternatives, I decided to sneak into the big guest bedroom that she has provided for us. Without any noises of doing it in silence or avoiding disturbances as I lay down to my bed and pretend myself to sleep. I would’ve only worried for the janitor instead of our boss whom might fire me if she finds out that her toilet clogged by my poop.

Comments

  1. SpiritTalker Avatar

    But did you pack a poop knife? Seems like you should have….

    Edit: wrong markdown for italics italics.

  2. ravens43 Avatar

    Skipped straight to the TL;DR. Not a clue what happened. Glad I didn’t read the rest.

  3. Physical_Fix8136 Avatar

    Time to bust out the poop knife. Did you check with your boss if they had one?

  4. anotherpredditor Avatar

    So we get this long ass story and no pictures op? Come on. 

  5. MostAnonEver Avatar

    nothing shows more dominance than backing up your bosses toilet…