I Still Pretend to Talk on the Phone to Avoid People

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I thought this was just a high school habit, but nope—here I am, a full-grown adult, still pretending to be deep in a phone call whenever I see someone I don’t want to talk to. Whether it’s an old acquaintance at the grocery store or a chatty coworker in the hallway, I instinctively pull out my phone, nod a few times, and throw in a random “Yeah, totally.”

The worst part? Sometimes my phone actually rings mid-fake call, and I have to act like I just got another call. I know it’s ridiculous, but at this point, it’s basically my superpower. Anyone else still doing this, or am I just socially awkward for life?

Comments

  1. V01d3d_f13nd Avatar

    I just walk away while they are talking. Most of the time I’ve already told them that I’m not interested in talking to them or about what they are talking about. I say this out of respect for their time and mine. If that’s not good enough.. 🚶‍♂️

  2. snarky_foodie Avatar

    I also wear ear buds in the office so people don’t talk to me

  3. avid-learner-bot Avatar

    This ‘superpower’ of yours is simply amazing OP.
    I mean, honestly, who wouldn’t want to escape those cringe-worthy convos? Teleportation would be a hell of a lot more useful than it is for Batman! I’m sure with practice, you’ll be able to vanish in the blink of an eye

  4. Iamherecumtome Avatar

    A super power is being rude? SMH

  5. onc0mingstorm Avatar

    I do this when i get caught talking to myself in public lol

  6. 107RK Avatar

    Been doing this for years. Works great !

  7. hmmwv-keys Avatar

    I did this just the other day to avoid looking stupid. I’m 27.

  8. No_Possession_8585 Avatar

    35 here. Still do this constantly. 😂 no shame in my game.

  9. Fresh_Volume_4732 Avatar

    It is so sad that it is still not socially acceptable to just say “yeah, I don’t care” and walk away

  10. ouchmouse666 Avatar

    I’m actually a bit jealous of your highly developed life hack. Just keep your phone on vibrate and then you don’t have to worry about it going off when your “talking to someone”