Think I fucked up, took the kids for dinner, they ordered their favorite grilled cheese. So that’s what I ordered. That’s where we fucked up. I ordered what they wanted. When the delicious grilled cheese was delivered. They lost their minds! It was the wrong cheese……Daddy we wanted yellow cheese this is white. I’m pretty sure I fucked up, I should have known the restaurant only had white cheese and not yellow. Now I’m eating two grilled cheese and a French fries while they eat my chicken nuggets. Next time I’ll bring my own yellow American cheese hopefully no one else makes my mistake.
Next time I’ll be a better father, next time I’ll call ahead for yellow cheese. Next time I may just go alone and eat chicken nuggets by myself. 750 characters is a lot for screwing up this grilled cheese order.
TL;DR “I will now bring my own yellow bi cheese before I go to a restaurant with my kids”
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Sadly white and yellow American cheese differs by just food coloring, no difference in taste
I was the same as this when I was a kid. Cheese had to be American cheese or no beuno.
Not beating kids like this is why the west is dying!
I can relate. My (at the time) 10yo was going through a gormet phase and he wanted swiss & american grilled cheese on brioche. Silly me, I did american on wonder bread. His disappointment was immeasurable.
Good news though, 8 years later he avoided a life of crime and drugs, is doing well in school and is physically healthy. You can get through this one OP, just believe in yourself.
Title should read “TIFU by not having a backbone”