TIFU by leaving stuff in my parents’ shower

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19M. Throwaway for obvious reasons. I like to explore my body a bit. Recently returned from university abroad to my family’s house in my home country. Decided that I’d bring some dildos along to enjoy myself during the summer.

As a guy, the easiest and least messy way to use them is while showering. So today, when my parents are out, I go in, and after doing my business I finish showering and leave. The critical part is that I forget to take what I brought there back with me.

Cue my parents arriving, and my mom immediately rushing to the bathroom. When I hear the sound of the bathroom door, I realize that my life was now over. After she leaves I immediately rush in, hoping that she hasn’t seen it, by some miracle. What I end up discovering is that she has covered it with a towel, so at least my dad doesn’t see, which means she absolutely saw it and knew what it was.

Have not talked to them yet, and do not plan to in the next century or two.

TL;DR: Left dildos in my parents’ shower, am too emarrassed to leve my room at this point.

Comments

  1. Jindujun Avatar

    What is stuff? like sex toys stuff?

    If so, what the FUCK is wrong with you? You must be an absolute moron of the highest order if you not only bring sex toys when moving abroad for the summer but ALSO use them in the communal shower.

    This is just mindblowingly stupid.

  2. senorbozz Avatar

    Spoiler alert

    Your parents have had sex at least once

    They’ve probably fooled around in that very shower

    Your mom might even have toys of her own

    Adults do sex stuff

    You’re fine.

  3. lellololes Avatar

    Most likely she never brings it up or acknowledges it. Don’t be too fussed over it.

  4. MagnusPI Avatar

    It’s 2025. You’re allowed to say butt plug/dildo/AssBlaster9000 on the Internet now.

  5. loyalson83 Avatar

    Plot twist, she covered it up because she thought it was your Dads butt plug and she didn’t want you to see it.

  6. alexcesan Avatar

    I don’t know if it’s a cultural thing or depends on the country, but between parents and children there should be trust to accept these things as normal, without shame; just communication and an open mind.

    A priori, unless OP hasn’t mentioned something important, it’s not the end of anyone’s life, and you should laugh about it with your mom.

  7. andronicuspark Avatar

    I’m guessing it might never be brought up. Go get your mom some flowers or a snack or something.

    And be more discrete in the future.

  8. sabre123 Avatar

    “I’m sorry, but I realized my girl might have left something in the shower the other day”

  9. JojoMcSwag Avatar

    I think there’s a possibility that she may have thought it was a gift or one of hers she forgot about. Please address your parents on the blunder and report back ASAP.

  10. YahMahn25 Avatar

    I suggest fleeing the country

  11. oldschoolczar Avatar

    Not that it’s a big deal but now she knows you’re gay. If you’re not gay, she thinks you are. There are certainly straight men who might enjoy a penis-shaped dildo up their butt, but the vast majority of men putting dildos up their butts are gay.

  12. AllanfromWales1 Avatar

    She saw it in the bathroom. Better than she saw it in your ass.

  13. Jukajobs Avatar

    A guy I know had the opposite experience, he saw his mom’s dildo in the shower. He had planned to spend the night out and then sleep at a friend’s place, but ended up going home late at night, where he lived with his mom. He got home pretty drunk and decided to take a shower before bed. The dildo was one of those that have a suction-cup and had been left at around head-height for him, so he had to spend the whole shower avoiding it.