TIFU by breaking my ass in front of my ex

This happened last night, I’m still paying for the consequence of deciding to see my ex.

I (F20) have just recently gotten out of a relationship with my ex (M21). He was very toxic and it ended up that he was cheating on me online with some girl on Discord.

I ended things with him last week, and because I left his place in a hurry, I forgot that I left my favourite hoodie at his place. It’s a limited edition Kuromi hoodie that I got from Japan, and it was pretty expensive (well, it was like $110, but for a broke uni student like me, it hurt my wallet, okay?).

So we both decided to see each other for the last time, so I could get my hoodie back and so we could part ways on good terms. I don’t hate him despite him cheating on me; he is a very mentally unstable person, and although he hurt me in ways I would never wish on anybody, I know he isn’t a bad person deep down (hence why I agreed to part ways on good terms).

I brought some weed with me, we decide to smoke up at a park. I’m having a good time, he’s having a good time, until he isn’t. He ends up throwing up for a good part of an hour, because he failed to tell me he was drinking a lot the day before. I felt sorry for the guy, I’ve been there before and alcohol and weed at the same time does NOT mix well, at least for me.

We decide to go back to his place so I can drop him off and he can sleep off the crossfaded-ness (my tolerance is much higher than him and I was not stoned anymore when driving, do not fret). It was raining, and this is where I fucked up.

I was walking down a flight of stairs outside his place when my foot slipped on the rainwater, and I went flying backwards. My ass landed straight onto the sharp corner of a stair, and I laid there in agonising pain for a few seconds before my ex helped me up.

He was laughing his ass off while this happened, unbeknownst to him that my ass was in SO MUCH PAIN. He thought it was just a oopsie daisies fall, but NO. I’m positive I broke my tailbone. Motherfucker said something along the lines of “this has made my whole year”, like THANKS buddy, I’m glad my pain brought you great entertainment.

The drive home was so miserable. I was wincing in pain everytime I had to put my foot down on the breaks. I waddled into my home in shame and painfully got into bed after taking some nurofen and putting a cooling patch on my poor ass.

I woke up this morning to a very swollen lower back, just above my ass. I’m positive I’ve broken my tailbone, literally can’t move properly without agonising pain. I’m taking this as God’s sign to me to never see my ex again.

EDIT: I was not at all stoned when driving, I made sure of it before getting behind the wheel.

TL;DR: I slipped and fell down a wet and slippery flight of stairs, and ended up breaking my tailbone in front of my ex. I’m taking this as a sign to never see him again, maybe he’s a bad omen.