This took place years ago, in middle school, and currently had the courage to tell this story today.
I was in grade 9, and at our middle school we had a field trip which everyone was extremely excited for. Basically, we got to go camping near the mountains and have lots of fun doing a variety of activities for 4 days, for the steal price of $400. My friends were going, so I spent days begging my mom to let me go too, and eventually she caved in and agreed.
Just to keep it less boring, the first three days were the best. Lots of hiking, field games, fun stories in our tents, just average camping things. On the fourth day however, is when everything when downhill.
We had a hike planned first thing in the morning, and our camp counselor woke us up and told us to get ready (go to the bathroom, brush your teeth, etc etc) but I felt lazy and only brushed my teeth, feeling no need to go to the bathroom and thought I’d be fine.
I WAS SO WRONG.
First half of the hike was amazing, and I felt like nothing bad was going to happen. I was next to my friend, and we were walking up a slope with various big rocks to climb over, but my hike group was still at the bottom just taking pictures and talking. I was behind my friend, and I had the sudden URGE TO PEE. I instantly panicked because I was walking over slippery rocks, and that if I made ONE WRONG MOVE id piss myself.
I held it in, and I was succeeding. It wasn’t that hard and I had faith in myself that I’d be able to hold it in until we went back to our campsite.
Here’s the issue: the urge got stronger. I JUST HAD TO PEE. SO. FUCKING. BADLY.
I decided that there was no use, and I should just let the golden shower flow without anyone noticing. I tapped my friend and told her that I had to pee really bad, and if I should just piss myself. She looked at me with utter disgust, and told me to just pee behind a bush. HELL. NO. I’m NOT doing that. But I obviously didn’t tell her that, so I just nodded and slowly climbed down and walked to a bush. At this point, I didn’t feel comfortable just pulling my pants down and letting my entire group see my full moons as I took a piss behind a small ass bush. It was the only bush around us anyways.
What I did instead was stand behind the bush, and contemplated if I should let it all out.
And I did. And oh god it was worth it.
I pissed myself so well, my white pj pants were soaked yellow, and were as bright as yellow highlighter ink. But, then I realized.
Oh god, people are gonna notice! Yeah no shit Sherlock, you pissed yourself and now you smell like shit.
I decided to just swallow my pride, and do what I do best.
Yell.
I yelled and proudly announced dramatically that I pissed myself.
My entire group mates looked at me, and my friend stared at me in utter horror and at my yellow state. Even worse, my bully was in my group, so obviously this would spread like wildfire.
My camp counselor was HORRIFIED, and we all had to exit our peaceful hike and rush back to camp. It was disgusting. With every step, I felt the squelching and wetness of piss soak my socks and shoes, and I wanted to cry.
But later, I got to shower in the cabin ( which was way luxurious than the FUCKASS tents we got) and I never felt better as I put on a fresh new pair of pjs. Even worse, after my camp counselor had led me to the cabin with my math teacher in it. Me and my math teacher absolutely hated each other, and now she got to see me in my most humiliating state.
But I didn’t care. After my shower and cleaning, my entire grade was gonna take a photo near the lodge as a memory, and one of my teachers told me to be in it. I gladly said yes, and stood next to my friend.
It was so embarrassing. Because all my grade mates were wearing their cool last day clothing, and I was just wrapped in a towel and with my stupid looking pjs and wet hair.
For two years, people called me Ms. Prissy pissy pants. And I got my stuff vandalized with the word “pisser” on it. But to be honest, looking back, I think it was hilarious.
TL;DR: I pee myself at my summer camp field trip at school, proudly announce it, and get bullied for two years straight after.