Veins are stealing the recognition arteries deserve!

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Think about it, pop culture glorifies veins, when it’s really arteries that do all the heavy lifting. Puncture a vein and you can slap a band aid on it, same injury on an artery and your DEAD! All glory to arteries!

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  2. genus-corvidae Avatar

    I don’t think most people can tell the difference between an artery and a vein without consulting some kind of reference guide.

  3. _AskMyMom_ Avatar

    Arteries pump, veins return.

    One is significantly more dangerous.

  4. Happily_Doomed Avatar

    These are the kinds of posts I live for

    FYI though, there are some veins that are equally as vital/lethal as arteries. Whether you cut your carotid artery, or your jugular vein, you’ll still bleed out in like 15 seconds. The opposite is true as well, there are arteries the are less vital than certain veins.

    The only real distinction between veins and aretries is which direction they’re going from the heart

  5. rwomack44 Avatar

    You know what, fuck yeah. All glory to arteries

  6. RobotCaptainEngage Avatar

    Finally an opinion I can get behind 

  7. Brofydog Avatar

    Wrong! The true winner here is lymphatics!

  8. likearevolutionx Avatar

    As a vet tech, we glorify veins because we poke them a lot more often than we do arteries.

  9. kraswotar Avatar

    One of the best posts I have seen on this subreddit

  10. keekspeaks Avatar

    What did ortho do to hurt you today, vascular?

    I’ll pull up a chair. Bring your Doppler if you insist

  11. bedbathandbebored Avatar

    This was unexpected, and I love it.

  12. noo-facee Avatar

    You’re so right! Veins are out here getting all the Instagram fame like they’re the rockstars — showing off on biceps like, “Look at me, I pump iron!” Meanwhile, arteries are in the background doing the actual circulatory CrossFit, silently keeping you alive and asking for zero credit.

    Puncture a vein? Bandaid and a snack.
    Puncture an artery? Hope you said your goodbyes.

    Veins are influencers.
    Arteries are frontline workers.

    ALL HAIL THE UNSUNG HEROES — TEAM ARTERY! 🫀💪

  13. RaechelMaelstrom Avatar

    Yet roads are called arterial.

  14. HistoricalTowel1127 Avatar

    Without the selflessness and hard work of the glorious veins your precious stupid arteries would just flood. Then where you gonna be then?

  15. KendrickBlack502 Avatar

    Finally, a good unpopular opinion!

  16. NefariousnessGenX Avatar

    Veins get the drugs to your system faster,

  17. Jack-of-Hearts-7 Avatar

    Did an Artery write this?