TIFU by using my bra as a pocket.

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Today I learned a lesson from a bad habit 😂 I have a bad habit of using my bra as a pocket .. and what I mean by that is I usually tuck my phone in the top side of my bra just to hold it. I’m not sure where I picked that bad habit from but I did 😂 so anyway I sometimes place other things there just for a moment until my hands are free. Like If I don’t bring my purse or I have no place to put my phone I’ll just do that and I know it’s a bad habit but today might have finally broke me from it. I was working and went on my break so like normal I took my apron off hung it up and just grabbed my drink and headed outside to sit. I realized when I was outside that I left my hair net on and I loathe it and only wear it as long as necessary so I took it off and sat down. I didn’t have a place to put it so per usual .. I put it in my bra just folded up and I’m like it’s fine whatever. Then my break ends I go back in and put my apron on and forgot where I put my hair net so I grab another and continue like normal. I’m just working like normal and then I reach and grab a container from the shelf and when I brought my arm down it felt like my nipple was being ripped off and I couldn’t react because everyone was around so I just held it together and excused myself to the bathroom. I ripped off my apron started slowllllly checking what was happening in there .. I’d like to add I have my nipples pierced and I’m only sharing this because it’s relevant 😂 well the hairnet I took off earlier was wrapped around my piercing and nearly in tears I had to unravel it.. what I was doing was time sensitive so I couldn’t stay in there long and mess with it so I got one side untangled and had to leave the other side still very much tangled in it because the strings from the hairnet had wrapped around the ball and part where it screws in so I couldn’t take the ball off 😭 (now that I’m thinking of it WHY DIDN’T my dumbass unscrew the other side that was free and take it
off 😭) and I had to return to work like normal like I didn’t just nearly rip my nipple from my body. So lesson learned I will never keep another thing in my bra and it has broken my life long habit because that pain was unreal. 😭

TLDR: I had a hairnet in my bra and it nearly ripped my nipple off.

Edit: Typos.

Comments

  1. Sodamonster01 Avatar

    Great story. You’ll probably want to break up your story into smaller chunks for the next one. Easier to read and all that.

  2. Unicornmum72 Avatar

    My eyes watered at the thought of this pain with flashbacks to breastfeeding teething babies !! Ouch 😵

  3. CoffeeChocolateBoth Avatar

    Good! Lessons are so often learned the hard way! Learn this as well, PARAGRAPHS are your friend, and ours! I did not read most of your post!

  4. FinanciallySecure9 Avatar

    Putting anything besides your boobs in your bra is trashy. Actually reaching inside your clothing for anything, unless it’s pockets, is trashy.

    I’m glad you won’t do that anymore.

  5. kimdkus Avatar

    Us gen x ladies always put money and stuff in our bras. Just be careful!

  6. I_make_switch_a_roos Avatar

    What a titillating story!

  7. Jmanatee Avatar

    Why would you want to put holes through your nipples? People are weird.

  8. ElizabethTheFourth Avatar

    Typically people learn not to put things in their bra when an angry shop owner tells them, “I’m not touching your nasty-ass sweaty boob money” in front of the whole store. Happened to two friends of mine in two separate stores.

    They’re right too, it is super gross.