I went to my local shop and bought a birthday cake. It was one of those cakes with fondant on it, the typical kind of birthday cake with movie characters on it. I did not get caught eating it. I confessed that to my parents about a few months later.
I bought a birthday cake on a regular day and ate it secretly in my room over the course of three days. Ask Me Anything
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I love this!
Would you do it again?
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if you were able to eat the cake within 3 days… how godo was it rate it 1/10
Did your parents think this was iconic as I do?
I do this with Carnival Ice Cream Cakes 😋 wait why’d you need to hide it?
Did you feel any unpleasant feelings after eating so much cake?
Why?
I get it… I’d do it too if I weren’t diabetic
Where did you even hide it? Did you eat that as your 3 meals a day to manage to consume it so quickly?
Where did you hide it?
How did you hide it in your room? Wouldn’t it attract insects? What if the frosting or crumbs got onto your furniture?
What was the movie characters the cake have on it?
How old are you
What flavor was it? Did you have any drink with the cake? How did your stomach fair after the three days?
What motivated you to buy a birthday cake on a regular day and eat it in secret? Was it comfort eating, rebellion, a moment of self-celebration, or something else?
Did you have anything written on the cake?
Did you get your name written on it? Will you do it again on your birthday?
How is that diabetes doing?? Good on you, om nom nom
do you actually like fondant? i think it ruins everything
Do you think you’d do this again but this time share it with someone else too?
Have you asked for forgiveness from your god? Repent, sinner!
Wait til you become an adult and realize you can just eat things whenever you want. Cake for breakfast? Done it many times. And you can buy things just to have them. Wild, I know.
Did this cake come from a grocery store ? If so which store and was it decorated?
I often dream that I eat cupcakes with icing on top. Like put the whole thing in my mouth at once. They don’t sell cupcakes like this where I live. I totally understand the fantasy.
How old are you?
Becoming an adult is awesome because you get to do things you want and nobody can tell you anything (I mean, if it’s legal). For me it’s buying toys 😁
Why did you feel the need to hide and eat it in secret? Was there shame involved or did you just not want to share?
Do you like pancakes
Haha I’ve done this too, does it feel good to know you’re not alone in this secret cake eating?
How far off from your actual birthday was it?
Doesnt cake need to be refrigerated ?
Happy birthday 🥳🎂
What is there to confess? So what.
This is awesome. What other things (big or small) do you think you might do to remind yourself that you are in control of your own destiny?
this isn’t that shocking, been there, done that.
How big was the cake? Family of 4 size or 12? Just checking on your commitment
Not a question,more of a comment.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Are you looking forward to not living with your parents anymore?
I love this!! I don’t even like sweets that much, but I’ve always dreamt of biting into a cake. No, a cupcake is not the same. Like, just chomp a big bite out of a freshly made, round cake. (Edited mistype)
What’s your BMI?
I used to do this at a wedding cake shop. No regrets!
Why did it take you so long to eat a cake?
I did this when I was pregnant with my third baby 🤣 I kept it under the bed. Did you eat it with a fork or a spoon? Did you leave the fork on spoon in the package for easy access throughout the day? 😂
I regularly bake cakes and eat them within a day or 2. . . .chocolate , carrot, upside down cake.
Scones and banana bread are also a favourite.
Hello, friend. I am having positive memories of a large red velvet sheet cake I consumed in my apartment over several days in 2003.
Not a question, but I love free will
As my mother never got me a birthday cake, I love this!
This is what true freedom feels like. OP next time you have extra cash to spend and need a pick me up, get a fancy gift basket either with nuts, fruit or chocolate. Eat it to yourself, and i like to taste 1 of everything. Such a freeing feeling
Outlaw
Why did you take you as long as 3 days?
I’m sorry about the fondant. Did you actually eat that part?
Why secretly? What’s so taboo about eating cake?
I love birthday cake, I used to do this occasionally! Stopped because it’s terrible for my health 😂 but I’m addicted to birthday cake. It’s the thing I look forward to the most on my birthday tbh, not the gifts.
Awesome
Did you very quietly sing “Happy Birthday” knowing it was a silly thing to do, but nobody will ever know, unless you did an AMA about it and some guy asked you about it?
What’s the weather like today?
What kind of cake? Like chocolate, vanilla, or something more extravagant?
How much did it cost? Do you work? Why are your parents so involved in what you, an adult, do with your money?
Do you think you will be responsible for an unexplained spike in the purchase of birthday cakes in grocery stores?
Like I have an urge now to head to Publix and buy a premade sheet cake. 😁
I cannot be the only one.
Thanks, now I’m hungry for cake 😩
I buy quarters of cakes, and eat them in a day. Somewhat frequently.
Why do you think this is such a big deal? Do you have dieting issues?
My husband and I buy a whole red velvet cake from wegmans and eat it with forks over the course of a week! We don’t cut pieces,we put anlone down the middle of the cake! Its magical!
Do whatever makes you happy F everyone else
Why not two days? Did you feel guilty or did you feel a sugar rush?
Is it your Birthday? in a few days? This sounds illegal
That’s like a regular Sunday for me.
Impeccable use of free will.
I did this a few times. I came from a family of people with ridiculous food aggression. I had to eat in secret. Their motto was “you snooze you lose. ”
Queen behaviour 🙌
Why did it take two more days than necessary?
Seeing as you ate it secretly when was a good time to eat the cake? At night when everyone was asleep or when they were out? DId you ever eat it whilst they were in the next room to you and worried they would walk in?
Well done!
Excellent use of free will
This is the best AMA I’ve seen in a while. Nice break from ‘I just found out I’m a millionaire’ and ‘I’ve just been diagnosed a psychopath’.
Love this AMA
That’s illegal. Spit it back out.
Let me tell you about my road trip fueled by tubs of frosting while I drove.
Do you eat in secret otherwise or was this a one-off?
Did the Mad Hatter sing his song for you?
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This is so wholesome. I hid alcohol and drugs.