My boss lives approximately 3 minutes from our small, shared office with one bathroom (6 employees). His house has 3 bathrooms and he lives alone. Every day he comes into work and will poop in the office/shared bathroom within 5 minutes of arrival. I feel like he’s saves it for the office …any insight?
Edited to add- he is the owner, as well as my boss. No IBS. Does not drink coffee and usually doesn’t eat until lunch. The whole office will stink after. I wasn’t trying to be rude or weird and track anything. It was a genuine question. This is the smallest office/work environment I’ve been in. I have never pooped there but now I feel like it’s acceptable to do so. Thanks guys.
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My boss lives approximately 3 minutes from our small, shared office with one bathroom (6 employees). His house has 3 bathrooms and he lives alone. Every day he comes into work and will poop in the office/shared bathroom within 5 minutes of arrival. I feel like he’s saves it for the office …any insight?
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Coffee makes you poop, maybe he drinks it on the way in. Also pooping on company time is like getting paid for it
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Boss makes a quarter
I make a dime
That’s why I shit
On company time
The Alpha marking his territory.
He’s afraid you’re going to steal them to make a shit homonculi
I don’t like pooping at work. It’s much more enjoyable at home where I’m comfortable.
Maybe his coffee hasn’t kicked in. Make a sign
I’m more concerned with why you’re tracking your boss’s poop habits.
My poops are on a schedule, whether I want them to be or not.
It’s likely he’s on a schedule as well
Why do you care about your boss’ BMs?
The timing of the coffee?
Idk but if this is your biggest work problem, you’re ahead of the game.
Taking advantage of the company beneshits program.
A guy I came across had a funny saying.
“It’s always cheaper to shit on company time.”
Free water ✔️
Free ass ribbon ✔️
Free toilet maintenance ✔️
Unlimited shits ✔️
Paid to shit ✔️
Doesn’t smell at home ✔️
Torture others with the smell ✔️
I’m honestly trying to figure out why more people don’t shit at work.
Well if your office is anything like mine, the toilets have like 2 horsepower of shit-suckage. Maybe he’s testing the limits of the plumbing.
Why poop for free when you can get paid to do it?
He gets paid by the hour? Literally is getting paid to take a shit
Pooping on company time is a privilege.
Why shit for free at home when I can get paid to shit at work while using none of my toilet paper, electricity or water?
If he’s like me he poops on a very regimented schedule and you can’t just adjust it. Eg I poop almost every day without fail at 9:30 whether it’s convenient for me or not
coffee and breakfast kicks in and its time to go.
“Shitting on company time” is a rather common thing to do.
Does he start drinking a coffee when he gets to work?
Boss made a dollar, I made a dime. That’s why I shit on company time
Maybe he has IBS and poops at home and work?
Probably because that’s when he needs to. Some people have regular schedules. Doesn’t have to when he leaves does have to when he gets to work.
I bet he’s not doing it on purpose. He’s probably getting up just in time to get to the office and grabbing a coffee right before leaving the house. He clearly doesn’t have to use the toilet immediately. The need to use it might come 30 minutes after his coffee, thus needing to go by the time he arrives at the office. It’s just his body’s timing, not that he is purposely doing that.
45m here.
My biorhythm has me taking a shit at around 9:30am 7 days a week.
If he is a well regimented man, he likely eats and sleeps at roughly the same time every day and doesn’t deviate in his diet much. That means he gets that urge to shit at roughly the same time every day.
And before you ask, yes, it does make early in the day activities difficult. I don’t bother scheduling a meeting (during the week) or brunch (on the weekend) before 10am. It’s just not happening
Never shit, drive, or eat, on your own time.
Your boss also has a boss. If I have the opportunity to get paid to take a shit you had better believe I’m going to take it.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime……
If your good at something. Never do it for free..
He drinks his coffee as he gets ready in the morning, and by the time he gets to the office, it’s had time to do its thing.
He’s regular and not gonna fuck with it
Also why don’t you poop on company time? You could get paid for the toilet time
My first alarm goes off 50 minutes before I leave for work, I get up 30 minutes after that. In these 20 minutes I start the water and grind the beans to set up a nice pour over coffee, feed the cats, pour the coffee, get dressed, and take the coffee with me. I drink the coffee in the car in about 2 minutes. Coffee makes me shit not soon after drinking it.
Your boss doesn’t like waking up early hanging out at home.
It’s all about control
Can’t schedule everything, maybe his family hog the bathrooms….
You’re getting paid to take a shit.
The better question is – why would you do otherwise?
The only true joy in life if you are forced to work in an office instead of WFH is the morning or mid-day BM on the clock. Spending 10-15 minutes on the can everyday means the company pays you to take a shit for 6 whole workdays per year.
Toilet paper is expensive.
After two decades of the working world I’ve learned men love to poop at work. Either when the morning coffee hits, or after lunch.
Women on the whole seem uncomfortable pooping at work for a number of reasons.
🎼Boss makes a dollar, I make a Dime
That’s why I poop on company time 🎵
Would it be rude/would he be offended if I bought the “before you poop/ pooporri” smell good spray?
Yea i usually drink coffee once i get to work. About 30 min later i would need to go. When im home i dont drink coffee so it usually doesnt trigger it
My office is across from the men’s executive bathroom. Lol. It is like clockwork. 🤣
I take two shits a day at work, easy. Love it
Toilet paper is expensive, have work provide it for free
Super weird that you’re policing your boss’s BMs.
He probably drinks coffee on his way in and that gets everything moving
You don’t get paid to shit at home
Maybe to keep his toilets clean so he doesn’t have to clean his at home?
He’s the boss!
And the only privacy he can get is probably at work.
I’m a woman and I can tell you I really only go #2 the second I walk into my office… I don’t usually poop on weekends for some reason. Your boss’s body has a habit and it’s probably not a “him” thing or a “man” thing. Honestly respect to him lol.
You go when you have to go, that is all. I can’t imagine him holding in an urgent BM just to get to the office to annoy you.
Some people have a routine 🤷♂️
I wish I could control the time of mine — must be nice.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime…
That’s why I shot on company time
Every morning I eat, drink coffee, grab an insulated cup and bring a coffee to drink on the way to work.
Within 30mins of my arrival I have to go #2.
To actually #2 at home, I’d have to wake up over 1h earlier.
No thx, #2 at work it is. AND I’m being paid for doing shit.
Does he walk to work? The physical activity might trigger the need.
My stomach somehow magically knows when I’m at the office and makes me BM. On the days when I work from home I have to remind myself to go, or by the afternoon I’m super bloated. I don’t understand it but that’s how it is
He doesn’t have to clean the work bathroom.
Lol is this a askmen thing? I always dump first thing when I hit the office but I got an hour drive in.
Does he have a coffee in hand when he arrives? If that’s the moment he finishes his coffee then it checks out with me.
you gotta poop when you gotta poop.
He establishing dominance. 😂😂😂😂
I highly doubt anyone takes vengeful shits, especially the owner of the company. Might be best to look for other opportunities if that annoys you.
I used to have a colleague that ate like a vulture. All I could do is change jobs.
He’s taking the ole don’t shit where you eat to a whole new level
“Hey Bob, you’re stinking up the place every day. Shit at home dude.”
Timing thing. Too early I can’t poop it all out. Too long and I’m sitting my pants.
It’s possible that it’s a stress response of some kind. The first time I ever got promoted, I did that for months.
A wise man shits on company time
I have tried so hard to move mg morning shit away from 10:00 for this reason. I physically can’t. It’s obnoxious
Its so he doesn’t have to clean his house bathroom as often.
I feel like this a routine for me as well, as someone who works in an office setting. I wake up and do my routine without feeling and urge, I grab a coffee and hit the car. By the time I get to the office, I’m ready to go! Personally, coffee stimulates my BMs and I feel like the vibration of riding in a car can be similar. Factor in the routine behind everything and I’m pooping at work soon after arrival every morning.
Sooo I work at a fairly big business with about 12 employees, but I usually stay late to catch up on work but it seems like once everyone leaves all of sudden I have to poop. I’m pretty regular, every morning before my shower but I take a lot of magnesium and other supplements so that helps. Someone mentioned it could be a stress response and when I told another coworker about it he said the same thing. But the funny thing is my stress goes away once we close and everyone leaves so maybe it’s a relaxing feeling….interesting but maybe your boss is just that regular that this body does what it does🤷♂️
The walk to work is probably enough to activate his colon hence, shitting on arrival to work
I poop right after I get up (oddly only when I’m working, it’s usually like an hour or two later when I’m off, but when I’m working if I get the dogs food and treats I’m poop dancing needing him to finish so I can go) and when I get to work I need to go again. Like every day
I primarily poop at work. Nothing like getting paid to poop.
Maybe had coffee at home and by the time he gets to office it’s time
Because he can!
My workplace used to be about 4 blocks away. I’d set my alarm for 6:45 for a 7am start, throw my work gear on and drive to the workshop; by the time ingot there my morning shit was ready to go.
Your body holds it in. The drive shakes things up.
Pooping on the clock is the best